You’ve laughed at her characters on the big screen, but it’s time to laugh at something we can all agree on: there’s only one Scarlett Johansson! While ScarJo has wowed audiences with everything from superhero flicks to dramatic performances, what you may not know is that she also makes for some pretty hilarious joke material.
Fun fact: did you know Scarlett made her film debut when she was just nine years old in the 1994 movie North? Talk about starting them young!
Whether you love her for her role as the unstoppable Black Widow or appreciate her vocal talents as the charismatic AI in Her, these Scarlett Johansson jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and make your day a little brighter. Trust us, by the end of this list, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about poor Hawkeye and his bow!
Ready to dive into bold and witty laughs about everyone’s favorite superstar? Let’s get started!
Table of the Funniest Scarlett Johansson Jokes
1. Why is Scarlett Johansson so good at playdates?
Because every time, she brings her “A” game!
2. What did Scarlett Johansson say to her reflection in a funhouse mirror?
“I seriously didn’t sign up for *this* side of the multiverse.”
3. Why couldn’t Scarlett Johansson win at hide and seek?
Because she’s always in the spotlight!
4. How does Scarlett decorate her home for Halloween?
With webs – courtesy of her Black Widow powers, obviously!
5. Why would Scarlett Johansson make a great chef?
Because she knows how to *stir* up emotions in every role!
6. If Scarlett Johansson went to Hogwarts, what house would she be in?
Slyther-in-the-box-office numbers!
7. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s favorite type of clothing?
A superhero suit – it never goes out of style!
8. Why do Scarlett Johansson’s movies never get old?
Because she’s got that timeless blockbuster magic.
9. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s favorite cardio activity?
Running circles around every Hollywood franchise.
10. Why did Scarlett Johansson refuse to wear a nametag at a party?
Because everyone already knows who she is – obviously!
11. How does Scarlett Johansson deal with Stage Fright?
By calling Thor to summon lightning and *shock* the fear right out of her.
12. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s morning routine like?
Superpowered breakfast, a little yoga, and casually saving the world.
13. What drink does Scarlett Johansson always order at a café?
A “Bold Widow” brew – strong and full of surprises!
14. Why don’t Black Widow and Ant-Man hang out?
Because Scarlett’s got bigger gigs!
15. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s favorite dessert?
Scar-a-mel popcorn!
16. If Scarlett Johansson starred in a musical, what would it be?
“The Fame of Thrones: Dance of the Widows.”
17. What’s scary about Scarlett’s grocery shopping trips?
She checks out in a *flash* but somehow forgets the milk every time!
18. What did Scarlett Johansson say when she passed by the gym?
“Widows don’t need to work out, we naturally *slay*!”
19. Why did Scarlett Johansson get kicked out of the zoo?
Because the lioness thought she was stealing her spotlight!
20. What happens when Scarlett Johansson gives a TED Talk?
The sales of red hair dye skyrocket.
21. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s ideal role?
Already mastered! Toss-up between *Black Widow* and being a total boss in general.
22. Why does Scarlett Johansson avoid magic tricks?
She’s naturally too good at making all her competitors disappear.
23. Why does Scarlett always sit in the front row?
Because even her roles demand VIP treatment!
24. What did Chris Hemsworth say to Scarlett Johansson during a superhero road trip?
“Shotgun’s yours, just don’t *sting* me!”
25. Why did Scarlett Johansson start her production company?
Because she’s great at producing hits – both in *and* out of the Marvel Universe.
26. Why are Scarlett Johansson movies like a rollercoaster?
They always leave you at the edge of your seat (and screaming for more).
27. What’s Scarlett’s go-to karaoke song?
Definitely “Super Bass.”
28. Why was Scarlett’s laptop always the slowest in the Avengers HQ?
Because she already *crushed* all the other computers!
29. What does Scarlett Johansson say when someone tells a bad joke?
“That one didn’t *sting* – guess who’s not coming to the premiere.”
30. Why was Scarlett Johansson always getting to work early?
Because when you’re that good, time *adjusts* itself for you.
31. What did Black Widow say when the Avengers needed a vacation?
“I’ve got a web of connections; don’t worry about flights.”
32. How does Scarlett survive gossip media?
By swooping in with her *stinging* comebacks.
33. Why does everyone trust Scarlett Johansson with their secrets?
Because who else could keep the juiciest ones under wraps like a superhero suit?
34. What’s Scarlett’s approach to online shopping?
She asks Alexa and then acts it out *better* in her next movie.
35. What happened when Scarlett Johansson visited Australia?
She fought off all the spiders just to remind them who’s boss.
36. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s favorite app?
The one where she responds to fan mail by throwing out *superhero* emojis.
37. Why can’t Scarlett go anywhere without sunglasses?
Because even the sun knows when it’s outshone!
38. Why is Scarlett Johansson never on time?
Because breaking box-office records takes a little extra planning.
39. What’s Scarlett’s vacation strategy?
Superpower naps in between superhero movies.
40. What did Scarlett say when they were making *The Avengers* group-chat uglier?
“I didn’t smash *this* group chat, that’s Hulk’s job.”
41. Why does Scarlett never lose at trivia?
Because she knows *every* superhero’s secret identity.
42. What did Scarlett Johansson say to Elon Musk in a parallel universe?
“I’ve already done space travel… in stilettos.”
43. Why don’t you ask Scarlett about her skincare routine?
Because Black Widow never cracks – anywhere.
44. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s secret to celebrity success?
Step 1: look fabulous. Step 2: act fabulous. Repeat on *every* red carpet.
45. What did Scarlett Johansson say to the pizza delivery person?
“This better be superhero-level cheese, or I’m calling Tony!”
46. Why did Scarlett Johansson excel in chemistry class?
She’s always got the right *formula* for stardom.
47. What happens when Scarlett Johansson takes dance classes?
She turns every lesson into an Osca-rhythmic routine.
48. Why do movies with Scarlett always get faster internet downloads?
Because she’s a high-speed performer!
49. What did Scarlett Johansson say to her reflection after a wardrobe malfunction?
“That’s not a malfunction – I’m just ahead of the trend.”
50. Why is Scarlett’s phone never on mute?
Because when Scarlett calls, *everyone* listens.
51. What’s Scarlett’s least favorite insect?
Mosquitoes, because they’re the only ones that keep *buzzing* around her.
52. If Scarlett Johansson wrote a self-help book, what would it be called?
“How to be a Super-WOW-man in 10 Days.”
53. Why did Scarlett Johansson run for class president in high school?
Because even back then, she knew how to *win* the crowd over.
54. Why did Scarlett Johansson refuse to wear heels on set?
“Saving the world doesn’t require stilettos!”
55. Why does Scarlett Johansson never need a stunt double?
Because even her double would need superhero powers to keep up.
56. Why did Scarlett Johansson break the internet?
Because even Wi-Fi can’t keep up with that much fame.
57. What does Scarlett Johansson say when she’s running late to the set?
“Relax, I’m here to save the show.”
58. What happens when Scarlett Johansson enters a room full of mirrors?
Instant blockbuster—her reflection alone sells tickets.
59. Why don’t they let Scarlett Johansson in haunted houses?
Because she ends up scaring the ghosts instead.
60. What does Scarlett Johansson keep in her purse?
Emergency shades for when she’s outshining everyone.
61. Why did Scarlett Johansson get kicked off a talk show?
Her charm stole the spotlight from the host!
62. What’s Scarlett’s advice to actors who want to break into Hollywood?
“Start with superpowers; everything else will follow.”
63. How does Scarlett relax after a movie premiere?
She takes a vacation from Earth—nothing less for a star.
64. Why does Scarlett avoid answering unknown numbers?
Because it’s probably just another director begging her to join their film.
65. What did Scarlett say when asked about Black Widow’s retirement?
“I’m too iconic to ever fully retire.”
66. Why does Scarlett carry an extra pair of sunglasses?
For anyone who’s about to be blinded by her entrance.
67. Why was Scarlett banned from stand-up comedy?
Her punchlines hit harder than Hulk’s punches.
68. What did Scarlett Johansson say to the Oscars committee?
“Don’t worry, I’m bringing my own spotlight.”
69. Why does Scarlett get invited to every movie reboot?
Because who could resist a timeless widow?
70. What does Scarlett do when she gets bored?
Starts a new Hollywood trend—no big deal.
71. Why don’t they let Scarlett play the villain?
Because she’d make the heroes look too weak.
72. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s approach to paparazzi?
“Just keep up, and we’ll be fine.”
73. Why did Scarlett’s PR team install a hotline?
Because every Hollywood director needs a way to reach her.
74. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s skincare routine?
Look fabulous, don’t age, repeat.
75. Why did Scarlett leave a shopping cart in the aisle?
Because her level of fame doesn’t wait for checkout lines.
76. What’s Scarlett’s secret to keeping calm in interviews?
Years of superhuman patience.
77. What did Scarlett say to the fashion critic?
“I don’t follow trends; I set them.”
78. Why is Scarlett banned from trivia games?
Because she’s got every Avenger’s secrets memorized.
79. What does Scarlett Johansson say to Alexa?
“Take notes. There’s only one Black Widow.”
80. Why doesn’t Scarlett need to try on outfits?
Because everything automatically fits her star quality.
81. Why did Scarlett leave the Halloween party early?
Her costume was outshining everyone else’s.
82. What’s Scarlett’s response to a bad review?
“That critic needs their vision checked.”
83. Why is Scarlett a master at improv?
Because she’s had years of experience outshining co-stars.
84. Why did Scarlett Johansson leave her own fan club?
It was getting too crowded with adoration.
85. How does Scarlett handle waiting in line?
She doesn’t—lines part when she arrives.
86. What’s Scarlett Johansson’s favorite part of the gym?
The mirror—she’s her own best workout inspiration.
87. Why did Scarlett’s coffee shop rename their latte?
The “Black Widow Brew” became an instant bestseller.
88. What’s Scarlett’s nickname among Hollywood stars?
“Queen of Every Screen.”
89. Why does Scarlett never miss a photoshoot?
Because even cameras can’t resist her star power.
90. How does Scarlett Johansson keep her cool under paparazzi pressure?
She just remembers they’re her biggest fans.
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Well, there you have it – laugh-out-loud Scarlett Johansson jokes to take you from amused to full-blown hysterical! Whether you’re binging all of her Marvel movies, reminiscing about her earlier work, or just enjoy a good pun, these jokes make for some fantastic conversation starters or giggle inspirations.
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