While seafood is a fine dining delicacy to be taken seriously, a sprinkle of humor can turn it into a dish best enjoyed with hearty laughter. Lobster yourself into this wave of seafood puns that’ll tickle your funny bone and swim around in your memory for a long time to come.
They are perfect morsels of humor to shell out at your next gathering, or even bait your friends into a smiling contest. Naturally, these puns are best enjoyed with a side of Thai food and a glass of your favorite fine wine.
Table of the Best Seafood Puns
1. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
“Dam!”
2. How does a school of fish keep up with what’s happening underwater?
They listen to the current news.
3. Why was the crab always getting into fights?
Because he was a little shellfish.
4. Which sea creature is the most knowledgeable?
The octopus because it has tentacles on everything.
5. Why was the lobster shocked?
Because it got an e-electric eel!
6. What kind of music do oysters listen to?
Shell-tones!
7. Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
8. Which seafood has a booming voice?
The bass!
9. Why don’t clams donate to charity?
They are just too shellfish!
10. Which fish goes best with peanut butter?
A jellyfish!
11. Why did the tuna cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
12. Why did the shrimp blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
13. Why are oysters always late?
Because they always want to be fashionably seabed!
14. What kind of music do clams listen to?
Octotunes!
15. What do the Atlantic and the Pacific say to each other?
Long time no sea.
16. Why was the shark always wary?
It feared getting caught up in something fishy.
17. What do you call a lazy lobster?
A slobster.
18. What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish!
19. Why did the coral blush?
Because it saw the seaweed naked!
20. How do crabs escape?
They use the side entrance.
21. Why did the mermaid blush?
Because the sea weed!
22. What do you call a fish that knows addition?
An Octo-plus.
23. What do you call the ruler of the fish kingdom?
Codfather!
24. How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line.
25. Who is the coolest fish in the sea?
The icefish.
26. Where do fish keep their money?
In riverbanks!
27. Why don’t fish play basketball?
They’re afraid of nets.
28. What did the cat on the smartphone say?
I’m just browsing for some new fish apps!
29. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
30. Why did the clam become a celebrity?
Because he was so shell-ebrated!
31. What do you call a smelly fish?
A stink ray!
32. Who is the stingray’s favorite pop star?
Manta Ray Cyrus.
33. Which fish should you avoid playing cards with?
The one known to be a shark!
34. What’s the best way to keep in touch with a fish?
Drop it a line!
35. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
36. Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
Two fish got battered!
37. What party game do fish like to play?
Salmon says!
38. Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
39. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well-armed!
40. Why did the fish stay home from work?
He pulled a mussel.
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