Did you know that the word “stupid” comes from the Latin word “stupere,” which means “to be stunned or amazed”? So,in a way, being stupid can be a bit of a surprise!
Get ready to be amazed (and laugh out loud) because your day is about to get a whole lot better, dear reader, as we are in the perfect mood to share some hilariously stupid jokes. Because, let’s face it, in the kingdom of humor, puns and stupendously simple jokes rule!
Table of the Best Stupid Jokes
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
3. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
5. Why did the belt get arrested?
Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
6. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it’s two-tired!
7. How do trees access the internet?
They log in!
8. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted!
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. How does a squid go to battle?
Well-armed!
As you read these delightfully dim-witted one-liners and silly story jokes, we guarantee an eruption of chuckles. Good stupid jokes are like infectious laughter, it might seem foolish initially, but ultimately you can’t help but join in the fun!
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
12. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
13. Why don’t some animals play cards in the wild?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
14. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
15. Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have tiny anty-bodies!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!
18. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb!
19. What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
A king fish!
20. Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
If you’re grinning ear to ear right now, our mission has been successful. But hold on, we still have a few more laugh bombs for you. Ready, set, giggle!
21. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
22. How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew!
23. Why did the football team go to the bakery?
Because they needed a good ‘roll’ model!
24. What do you call a bear with no ear?
B!
25. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
26. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
27. What do you serve but never eat?
A volleyball!
28. What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!
29. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
30. How can you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
It’s pretty evident that stupid jokes like the ones above pack a hefty laugh-loaded punch. Worry not, the stupidity still flows with a few more to go before we wrap up our funny venture.
31. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!
32. Why did the bird go to the hospital?
Because it needed tweetment!
33. What did the grape say after getting stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
34. Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
35. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
You’ve now journeyed through fantastically foolish and ridiculously rib-tickling jokes.
Stupid Jokes Are Fun For All
A good dumb joke can spark joy and cheer in anyone—old, young, and everyone in between. So, if these lunacies made your day, share the mirth around. Bookmark our website, return for more (we promise the jests never run dry), and keep spreading the laughter induced by our collection of wonderfully stupid jokes. Happy jesting, folks!
