Travelers know this: a well-packed suitcase can make or break a trip. But what if we told you that a suitcase can also pack a punchline? Indeed, we bring you a collection of suitcase jokes designed to leave you in stitches. They say the journey is just as important as the destination. We argue that the right joke can make that journey unforgettable.
Did you know that the first suitcase with wheels was invented in the 1970s, revolutionizing travel for millions? It’s time to revolutionize your humor with these clever bits.
So, fasten your seatbelt, and let’s embark on a comedy trip that’s filled with rib-tickling suitcase jokes you won’t want to leave behind.
Table of the best suitcase jokes
1. Why did the suitcase go to school?
It wanted to become a ‘case’ in point.
2. What’s a suitcase’s favorite game?
Hide and Sneak.
3. Why did the suitcase need therapy?
It had too much baggage.
4. How do suitcases communicate?
Via baggage claim.
5. What’s a suitcase’s favorite type of music?
Pack-and-roll.
6. Why did the suitcase hate airplanes?
It was tired of being boarded.
7. Why don’t suitcases ever get tired?
They take plenty of rests.
8. Why did the suitcase bring a map?
To find its way around the baggage carousel.
9. What’s a suitcase’s favorite exercise?
Weight lifting.
10. Why was the suitcase always calm?
Because it was always well ‘packed’.
11. What do you call a suitcase spy?
Under-cover luggage.
12. Why did the suitcase start a blog?
To share its travel adventures.
13. What’s a suitcase’s favorite TV show?
The Unpacker.
14. Why was the suitcase bad at football?
It always got carried away.
15. What’s a suitcase’s favorite flower?
The travel rose.
16. What did the suitcase say at the comedy club?
“I’m packed with jokes!”
17. Why did the suitcase go to the ball?
It had a case for dancing.
18. How do suitcases cheer each other up?
They say, “Let’s pack it in.”
19. Why did the suitcase fail the test?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
20. What’s a group’s favorite meal?
Luggage with gravy.
21. What do you call a suitcase’s best friend?
A duffle buddy.
22. Why did the suitcase take a siesta?
Because it was feeling bagged.
23. What did the suitcase say when it was surprised?
“Ouch, I’m packing weight!”
24. Why don’t suitcases play hide-and-seek?
Because they always end up getting found during baggage claim.
25. What do you call a smart suitcase?
A wise-cracker.
26. Why did the suitcase go to a bakery?
Because it wanted to get a roll.
27. How do you get suitcases to relax?
Tell them to unzip.
28. What did the suitcase say to the luggage at the airport?
“Let’s stick together.”
29. Why do suitcases go to music festivals?
To get packed with the crowd.
30. What’s a suitcase’s favorite type of literature?
Travel tales.
31. Why did the suitcase become a detective?
To get to the bottom of missing baggage.
32. What happened to the rude suitcase?
It got checked.
33. Why was the suitcase always polite?
It was packed with manners.
34. How do suitcases like their coffee?
Unpacked.
35. Why did the suitcase avoid arguments?
It didn’t need any extra baggage.
36. What do suitcases use to keep their secrets?
A lock and key.
37. Why did the suitcase become a musician?
Because it loved packing the house.
38. What’s a suitcase’s favorite color?
Turquoise, because it’s luggage laid back.
39. Why did the suitcase hate the rain?
It didn’t want to get baggage claim soaked.
40. What’s a suitcase’s favorite holiday?
Packing Day.
41. Why did the suitcase blush?
Because it saw the baggage handler.
42. What’s a suitcase’s favorite kind of snack?
Packing peanuts.
43. Why did the suitcase join a band?
To carry the tunes.
44. What did the suitcase say when it was recognized in public?
“Yes, I’m from a famous trip!”
45. What’s a suitcase’s favorite type of mirror?
A reflection on travel.
46. Why don’t suitcases make good lawyers?
Because they can’t handle brief cases.
47. What makes a suitcase laugh?
A good unpacking joke.
48. Why did the suitcase get a makeover?
To stay fashionable during travels.
49. What’s a suitcase’s favorite planet?
Pluto, because it’s out of this world.
50. Why did the suitcase avoid the train?
Because it preferred to be carried on.
51. How did the suitcase find its way?
With the luggage compass.
52. Why was the suitcase always smiling?
Because it enjoyed being well-traveled.
53. What’s a suitcase’s favorite hobby?
Collecting stickers.
54. Why did the suitcase refuse to gossip?
It didn’t want to add extra layers.
55. What’s a suitcase’s favorite scent?
Travel fresh.
56. What did the suitcase say to the hat?
“Pack your style with mine.”
57. How do suitcases get fitter?
By doing luggage lifts.
58. Why did the suitcase write a book?
To tell its travel stories.
59. What did the suitcase say when it landed?
“Finally, I can breathe!”
60. Why was the suitcase full of itself?
Because it was always well-packed.
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