Just like nachos and wings, nothing pairs better with the big game than a good laugh! Whether you’re a die-hard football fan, or just there for the halftime show and commercials, Super Bowl Sunday is about much more than just touchdowns and tackles. It’s also about having a blast.
Did you know that the Super Bowl is one of the most-watched events worldwide, raking in over 100 million viewers annually?
That’s a lot of laughter waiting to happen! So, gather your friends, fire up the grill, and get ready to huddle up for some epic humor that may even get more applause than your favorite team.
Let’s jump into these Super Bowl jokes, with enough good-natured humor to keep the crowd roaring, whether you’re celebrating a win or drowning your laughs in guac after a loss.
Table of the Funniest Super Bowl Jokes
1. Why didn’t the football team get a lot of sleep?
They kept tossing and turning!
2. What’s a football player’s least favorite exercise?
The fumble-thrus!
3. Why did the Super Bowl quarterback go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
4. What do you call a linebacker who loves to sing?
A tune-over specialist.
5. Why did the football coach break up with his girlfriend?
Because he couldn’t pass her expectations!
6. Why don’t you ever see football players doing math during the game?
They hate the turnovers involved in subtraction.
7. What’s Tom Brady’s favorite vegetable?
A “snap”-pea.
8. Why do receivers carry around a notebook?
To receive pages!
9. Why did the running back bring string to the game?
To tie the score.
10. Why are football players so bad at relationships?
Because they’re always rushing things.
11. What do you call a Super Bowl party in space?
An out-of-this-world touchdown!
12. Why did the football bring a suitcase to the big game?
It wanted to travel more!
13. What’s the best thing about the Super Bowl halftime show?
It’s the only chance for your team not to mess up.
14. Why did the ref go to school?
To learn how to throw a flag!
15. How do you stop a football team from playing?
Unplug the scoreboard!
16. Which Super Bowl champions never get cheered for?
The ones on the commercials.
17. Why do football players love donuts?
Because they’re great at turnovers!
18. What’s a football referee’s favorite snack?
Chips—especially the ones he can call “down”.
19. What do you get if you cross a football player with a magician?
Big plays and trick plays!
20. Why did the football quit the team?
It was tired of being kicked around.
21. Why don’t football teams have more clowns on the field?
They’re afraid of too many fumbles!
22. What did the wide receiver say after practicing in the rain?
“Man, I’m soaked in touchdowns!”
23. Why don’t football coaches ever tell secrets?
They know the quarterback won’t keep it under his helmet.
24. What do football players eat during the Super Bowl?
Game-day snacks and “quarter” pound burgers.
25. Why aren’t soccer players allowed at the Super Bowl?
They keep asking for red cards.
26. What position do ghosts play in football?
Ghoul-back!
27. Why did the scarecrow become a great football player?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
28. What do Super Bowl linemen wear to bed?
Sack pajamas.
29. Why did the football arena go silent?
Because it got wrapped up in the suspense-r!
30. What did the football say to the punter?
“I get a real kick out of you!”
31. Why did the Super Bowl ticket go to therapy?
It had too much emotional baggage attached.
32. Have you heard about the ref’s new movie?
It keeps getting flagged for too many penalties.
33. Why don’t skeletons participate in the Super Bowl?
Not enough guts.
34. What do you call it when a football team goes to space?
A moon blitz.
35. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
She kept running away from the ball.
36. What do you call a Super Bowl game hosted by birds?
The “Feather-bowl” Championship.
37. Why did the owner go broke at the end of the Super Bowl?
He spent all his bucks on commercials.
38. What’s a receiver’s favorite kind of tea?
Receiver-tea!
39. What do you give a football player who won’t stop moving?
A time-out!
40. Why didn’t the football team want to use the vending machine?
They didn’t want to get sacked on snacks.
41. What do you do when the Super Bowl is boring?
Change your formation… to the couch for snacks.
42. Why didn’t the football go to the big dance?
It was already deflated.
43. What’s a quarterback’s favorite music style?
Rock ‘n pass.
44. Why do football announces never make bets?
They know the game can be called as “too close to call.”
45. What’s a Super Bowl beer’s favorite play?
A hoppy pass.
46. Why couldn’t the turkey play in the Super Bowl?
Too much stuffing!
47. What’s the difference between a couch potato and a Super Bowl player?
One makes the play; the other eats potato chips while watching the play.
48. What is the first rule of watching the Super Bowl with friends?
Call dibs on the best seat—you’ll be there for hours!
49. Why was the football coach great at meditating?
He could always find his center.
50. What did the vegetable say to the referee at the Super Bowl?
Lettuce complain about that foul!
51. Why did the football team go to the bakery?
To get turnovers, of course.
52. Why did the dog become a football coach?
His bark strategies were on point.
53. What makes an awesome Super Bowl snack plate?
Great coverage, just like a strong secondary.
54. Why couldn’t the bicycle play wide receiver?
It was always getting tired!
55. What’s a quarterback’s favorite candy?
Re-cievers Pieces.
56. Why do football players do so well at school?
They’re used to tackling tough subjects.
57. Why don’t football players ever use stairs?
They prefer “running” uphill.
58. What’s a defensive lineman’s favorite social media platform?
Sack-chat.
59. Why did the football practice its moves in the kitchen?
It was trying to get “bowled” over.
60. What’s the best way to watch the game on Sunday?
In complete suspense—throw in a few chair lifts for excitement.
61. Why did the goalpost go to therapy?
It was under a lot of pressure!
62. Why did the football player want to join the circus?
His juggling skills were outstanding.
63. After the Super Bowl, what do quarterbacks always do?
Throw a party!
64. Why did the football team go to art school?
To learn how to draw up better plays.
65. What does a football team do when they need to focus?
They huddle up for a quick “pep” talk.
66. What’s a football player’s favorite kind of store?
One that offers unbeatable coverage.
67. Why don’t football players ghost their friends?
Because they always pass on great opportunities!
68. What do you call a Super Bowl team that can’t win?
The commercials!
69. Why did the coach become an artist?
He loved drawing up offensive schemes.
70. Why do football players love puns?
They always go for the kicker!
71. What happens when a football fan gets stuck in traffic?
They “punt” on their arrival time!
72. Why don’t football players play hide and seek?
Because good receivers are always found.
73. What does a Super Bowl-winning team take to the beach?
Their winning sand-castle defense.
74. Why didn’t the football fan leave the couch?
It was a real “game-time decision.”
75. Which football player wore the most expensive watch?
The one running out the clock.
76. What’s the first step in recovering from a Super Bowl loss?
Admitting FUM-ble!
77. Why do Super Bowl snacks always stay chipper?
Because they know they’ll get a lot of play before halftime.
78. Why don’t field goal kickers ever tell secrets?
They’ll miss keeping it behind the lines.
79. What’s a Super Bowl winner’s favorite pie?
Victory pie!
80. Why are football fields always grass?
Because turf would only fake it.
81. Why was the football team always calm on game day?
They knew how to keep their coverage!
82. What did the receiver say to the ball before the game?
“I hope we can score some points together.”
83. Why do football fans love pregame?
Because it’s when everyone’s still undefeated.
84. What’s a football player’s favorite place on Thanksgiving?
The pass-ing table.
85. What do you call halftime at the dentist’s office?
A root block party!
86. How do Super Bowl announcers stay motivated?
They’ve got great voice coaches!
87. What’s the football fan’s favorite animal?
The touchdown ox!
88. Why did the football player paddle-board to Hawaii?
He loved a good cross-field pass.
89. Why did the football team run laps around the coffee table?
They were warming up for bigger tables!
90. What do football kickers always avoid?
Blocks in traffic, just like blocks on the field!
91. What’s a football team’s favorite type of car?
The “huddle” cruiser!
92. Why did the Super Bowl team build a boat?
To sail over the competition.
93. Why don’t more mascots play on the team?
Because they’re already too animated!
94. What position does a tornado play?
Twist receiver.
95. Why are football players so good on phones?
They always know how to make a “pass.”
96. What did the quarterback say to the pineapple?
“Stay sweet, and not on the field.”
97. Why did the running back eat grapes before the Super Bowl?
Because they always pick the best fruit!
98. What makes Super Bowl players great chefs?
They know how to “toss” a winning dish.
99. Why did the football team ask for GPS?
They needed better direction on the field and the freeway.
100. What’s every ref’s favorite vegetable?
Yellow flags (technically beans, but who’s counting flag content?).
Keep the Super Bowl laughs going!
If these Super Bowl jokes made you laugh (and fumble your fries), make sure to share the fun with your friends! Game-day is all about enjoying the moments in between the action, and nothing breaks the tension in a tight game like a good joke. Go ahead, bookmark this page and toss a few jokes into your next group text during that timeout!
