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Best Sydney Jokes: 40 Aussie Antics to Share with Your Mates

What's the deal with those kangaroos, mate? Let's dive in!
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Get ready to laugh like a kookaburra with a hilarious collection of Sydney jokes chock-full of witty puns, playful jabs at Sydney stereotypes, and classic Aussie humor that’ll have you chuckling like a galah.

From Bondi Beach to the Opera House, these jokes cover everything that makes Sydney iconic, with a healthy dose of self-deprecating charm. 

Did you know that Sydney is home to over 250 different languages? Whether you’re a true blue Sydneysider or just a curious visitor, this compilation will have you in stitches and is the perfect way to break the ice at your next barbie. 

So grab a cold one, crack open this book, and get ready for a right laugh, mate!

Table of the Best Sydney Jokes

  • 1. Why can’t you play hide and seek with Sydney Harbour Bridge?
  • 2. What do Sydneysiders call a talkative kangaroo?
  • 3. Why did the IKEA in Sydney put a kangaroo in their display?
  • 4. Why don’t sharks eat Sydney Swans supporters?
  • 5. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
  • 6. How do you greet a shark in Sydney Harbour?
  • 7. Why did the Sydney Opera House go to school?
  • 8. Why did the koala bear apply for a job in Sydney?
  • 9. What’s a kangaroo’s favourite type of music in Sydney?
  • 10. Why don’t Sydney businessmen play tennis?
  • 11. Why are kangaroos from Sydney so good at math?
  • 12. What did the Sydney Harbour Bridge say to the storm?
  • 13. Why do Sydney swimmers never get sunburned?
  • 14. Why did the Sydney tourist refuse to play cards with the jungle cat?
  • 15. Why did the koala bear bring a spoon to Sydney?
  • 16. What’s the first thing an Opera Singer did in Sydney?
  • 17. Why did the kangaroo refuse a cookie in Sydney?
  • 18. Why don’t Sydney drivers eat while racing?
  • 19. Why do Kangaroos love Sydney?
  • 20. How does a Sydney shark flirt?
  • 21. What’s a Sydney seagull’s favorite game?
  • 22. Why can’t a Sydney traffic light ever go swimming?
  • 23. What do you call a kangaroo in Sydney with a flower?
  • 24. Why did the Sydney Harbour Bridge break up with the Opera House?
  • 25. Where do all the Sydney sharks hang out?
  • And finally, the creme de le creme of Sydney jokes…
  • 26. Why did the kangaroo love his job in Sydney?
  • 27. Why did the shark cross the Sydney Harbour?
  • 28. What do you call an Opera concert that only features award-winning chickens from Sydney?
  • 29. Why was the Sydney Harbour Bridge always in drama?
  • 30. Where does a Sydney kangaroo store its snacks?
  • 31. Why did the Sydney cookie visit the doctor?
  • 32. Why do kangaroos in Sydney never lose their keys?
  • 33. Why did the Sydney seagull sit at the bar?
  • 34. Who pats wild sharks in Sydney and lives?
  • 35. Why did the tourist love Sydney?
  • 36. Why did the Opera House hate winter?
  • 37. Why did the Sydney kangaroo become a successful comedian?
  • 38. Why are Sydney seagulls so agile?
  • 39. Why did the Sydney Harbour Bridge apply for counseling?
  • 40. Why are Sydney pizzas different from others?

1. Why can’t you play hide and seek with Sydney Harbour Bridge?

Because it always peeks!

2. What do Sydneysiders call a talkative kangaroo?

A jump chatter!

3. Why did the IKEA in Sydney put a kangaroo in their display?

They wanted everything to be a hop, skip, and jump away!

4. Why don’t sharks eat Sydney Swans supporters?

Professional courtesy!

5. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?

He got too “jumpy”!

6. How do you greet a shark in Sydney Harbour?

Pleased to “eat” you!

7. Why did the Sydney Opera House go to school?

It needed a little “composition”!

8. Why did the koala bear apply for a job in Sydney?

It wanted to embrace the ‘koala-fications’ of city life!

9. What’s a kangaroo’s favourite type of music in Sydney?

Hip-Hop!

10. Why don’t Sydney businessmen play tennis?

Because it’s a “racket”!

11. Why are kangaroos from Sydney so good at math?

Because they “count on” their fingers!

12. What did the Sydney Harbour Bridge say to the storm?

I dare you to “cross” me!

13. Why do Sydney swimmers never get sunburned?

They are always covered in “pool” lotion!

14. Why did the Sydney tourist refuse to play cards with the jungle cat?

She suspected he was a “cheetah”!

15. Why did the koala bear bring a spoon to Sydney?

He was expecting a “rare dessert”!

16. What’s the first thing an Opera Singer did in Sydney?

She “set the tone”!

17. Why did the kangaroo refuse a cookie in Sydney?

She didn’t want to “sugar hop”!

18. Why don’t Sydney drivers eat while racing?

They despise “fast food”!

19. Why do Kangaroos love Sydney?

Because it’s always “jumping”!

20. How does a Sydney shark flirt?

It “fins” compliments!

21. What’s a Sydney seagull’s favorite game?

‘Beak-a-boo’!

22. Why can’t a Sydney traffic light ever go swimming?

Because it takes too long to change!

23. What do you call a kangaroo in Sydney with a flower?

A blooming idiot!

24. Why did the Sydney Harbour Bridge break up with the Opera House?

It felt taken for “granite”!

25. Where do all the Sydney sharks hang out?

In the “swim-gly” part of town!

And finally, the creme de le creme of Sydney jokes…

26. Why did the kangaroo love his job in Sydney?

Because it kept him “jumping” for joy!

27. Why did the shark cross the Sydney Harbour?

To get to the other “tide”!

28. What do you call an Opera concert that only features award-winning chickens from Sydney?

Hennyssohn’s “egg-squisite” Symphony!

29. Why was the Sydney Harbour Bridge always in drama?

It couldn’t “get over it”!

30. Where does a Sydney kangaroo store its snacks?

In “lunch pouch”!

31. Why did the Sydney cookie visit the doctor?

It felt “crumby”!

32. Why do kangaroos in Sydney never lose their keys?

They keep them in their “pouch”!

33. Why did the Sydney seagull sit at the bar?

It was waiting for the “beer gulls”!

34. Who pats wild sharks in Sydney and lives?

The “shark whisperer”!

35. Why did the tourist love Sydney?

It left a “mark on the map”!

36. Why did the Opera House hate winter?

It feared going “baroque”!

37. Why did the Sydney kangaroo become a successful comedian?

Because his “puns” had the right “bounce”!

38. Why are Sydney seagulls so agile?

They like to stay on their “toes”!

39. Why did the Sydney Harbour Bridge apply for counseling?

It had “too many loose ends”!

40. Why are Sydney pizzas different from others?

They have that extra “crust” of love!

Get Set, Share Laughter!

In essence, whether you’re a seasoned Sydneysider or a traveler on a Sydney sojourn, these jokes will surely have you laughing out loud! Now, go ahead, share the giggles, bookmark our page and remember: Save the drama for the opera house… or the Harbour bridge, apparently!

Keep the good times rolling with our latest collection of Sydney jokes, and don’t forget to come back for more. There’s always a new joke hoppin’ around here!

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