Kickstart the holiday season with a hearty chuckle, courtesy of our collection of top-notch Thanksgiving jokes. These cracks are so hilarious, they might just steal the spotlight from the turkey at your dinner table!
Whether you want to lighten up your family gathering or just looking for a quick laugh, these witticisms are just what you need. So buckle up and let’s dive into the ocean of Thanksgiving merriment!
Table of the Best Thanksgiving Jokes
1. Why did the snowman win an award at Thanksgiving?
Because he was out-standing in the cold!
2. What kind of music are Pilgrims into?
They like “Plymouth Rock”!
3. Why do turkeys always gobble?
It’s because they never learned to share.
4. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick.
5. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 24 “carrots”!
6. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
“Lettuce” in, Thanksgiving dinner is starting!
7. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultry-geist!
8. If a turkey jumps off a tall building, what will it become?
“Fast food”.
9. Why was the turkey at the concert?
It had the drumsticks!
10. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use FOWL language.
11. What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
12. What did the salad say to the turkey on Thanksgiving?
“Lettuce” be thankful!
13. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore!
14. Why don’t you ever place the turkey near the corn?
Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up!
15. What did the cranberries say to the Turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?
“If you were any more boring, you’d be a pumpkin.”
16. How can you make a turkey float?
You need two cans of Thanksgiving dinner, root beer, and a scoop of ice cream.
17. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach “gobbler”.
18. Why didn’t the sweet potato ever cross the road?
No “yam” reason!
19. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a monkey?
A “banana gobbler”!
20. Who isn’t hungry at the Thanksgiving table?
Everyone, they are all “stuffed.”
21. What are grandparents like at Thanksgiving dinner?
They are “stuffing” experts.
22. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he has the “drumsticks”.
23. Why is Thanksgiving such a smart holiday?
It’s “known for its sage.”
24. How do you feel after a Thanksgiving dinner?
Plum “tuckered out.”
25. What’s a turkey’s favorite clothes?
Its “feather” robe!
26. What do Pilgrims call their friends?
“Plymouth Rocks!”
27. How do you unlock the door after Thanksgiving?
With a “turkey.”
28. What key can’t open locks?
The “turkey.”
29. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a penguin?
A bird that wears a tuxedo to Thanksgiving dinner!
30. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
Because he was already “stuffed.”
Your Feast of Laughter Awaits!
You came for the Thanksgiving jokes, now depart with a belly full of laughter! And remember, a joke shared is a joke doubled. So, spread these around for some hilarious chit-chat this Thanksgiving. They’re an incredible way to add more flavor to your holiday.
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