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30 Tom Brady Jokes That Are a Touchdown for Humor

Making Fun of the G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time).
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Did you know that Tom Brady was drafted 199th overall in the 2000 NFL draft? That’s almost the last pick! But hey, it sure didn’t stop him from becoming the most celebrated quarterback in NFL history. And with a legend like Brady, the jokes are even more entertaining. So let’s tackle some humor with a lineup of top-notch Tom Brady jokes that are sure to blitz your funny bone!

And if you’re looking for a comeback, just remember, Tom Brady has more Super Bowl rings than fingers!

Table of the Best Tom Brady Jokes

  • 1. Out of Time
  • 2. The Real Winner
  • 3. Bad Reception
  • 4. Inflated Ego
  • 5. The Aging Wonder
  • 6. The Cheesy Joke
  • 7. Unwelcome Advice
  • 8. Unbalanced Diet
  • 9. Presence of Mind
  • 10. Oculus Rift
  • 11. Over-achiever
  • 12. Fitness First
  • 13. Royal Decree
  • 14. Quick Change
  • 15. Landscaping Woes
  • 16. Time Flies
  • 17. Blocked
  • 18. MVP Misunderstanding
  • 19. Fashion Forward
  • 20. Wanted: New Alarm Clock
  • 21. Tomorrow, Tomorrow
  • 22. The Right Direction
  • 23. Literal Interpretation
  • 24. The Essay
  • 25. Map Mishap
  • 26. Dictionary Definition
  • 27. The Whisper
  • 28.Beauty sleep
  • 29. Blessing in disguise
  • 30. Shrubbery Admiration

1. Out of Time

Why doesn’t Tom Brady drink coffee?

Because he hates anything that lets him down and runs out of time.

2. The Real Winner

Why did Tom Brady bring a ladder to the game?

He heard that the Super Bowl is usually out of reach.

3. Bad Reception

Tom Brady doesn’t have a Twitter account because he can’t handle any more incomplete passes.

4. Inflated Ego

What’s Tom Brady’s favorite part about a blowout win?

The“inflate” part.

5. The Aging Wonder

Why doesn’t Tom Brady ever get old?

Because every time he does something, people say it’s “unprecedented.”

6. The Cheesy Joke

Why don’t cheese and Tom Brady get along?

Because he’s goat!

7. Unwelcome Advice

Why did Tom Brady go to the bakery?

He heard they could help him roll out better.

8. Unbalanced Diet

Why doesn’t Tom Brady eat cake?

Because he can’t stand turnovers.

9. Presence of Mind

Why is Tom Brady the best at playing hide and seek?

Because he never shows his presence.

10. Oculus Rift

Why does Tom Brady prefer virtual reality?

Because in VR, every pass is complete.

11. Over-achiever

Why does Tom Brady bring a pencil to his games?

Because he always wants to draw a play!

12. Fitness First

Why did Tom Brady break up with his gym trainer?

Because he was a total pass-master!

13. Royal Decree

If Tom Brady was king, what would be his first rule?

Deflate to dominate!

14. Quick Change

Did you hear Tom Brady changed his computer password?

It’s now ‘noSuperbowlL’

15. Landscaping Woes

Why did Tom Brady get a job as a landscaper?

He needed practice getting into the end zone.

16. Time Flies

Why doesn’t Tom Brady ever watch old game tapes?

Because he says, “Past performance doesn’t guarantee future results.”

17. Blocked

Why did Tom Brady get rid of his smartphone?

Because he couldn’t handle all the missed calls.

18. MVP Misunderstanding

Why did Tom Brady take his football to bed?

He misunderstood when someone said he was a Most Valuable “Pillow.”

19. Fashion Forward

Why does Tom Brady wear a helmet at parties?

Because he likes to make heads turn.

20. Wanted: New Alarm Clock

Tom Brady doesn’t have an alarm clock. Why?

He always wakes up at Super Bowl o’clock.

21. Tomorrow, Tomorrow

Why doesn’t Tom Brady sing “Tomorrow” from Annie?

Because he never knows when he is defeated.

22. The Right Direction

Why did Tom Brady go to school?

He wanted to have a “passing” grade.

23. Literal Interpretation

Why did Tom Brady bring his uniform to comedy night?

He heard he needed to bring his best “game.”

24. The Essay

Why did Tom Brady’s essay fail?

Because it had too many incomplete sentences.

25. Map Mishap

Why is Tom Brady terrible with maps?

Because he can’t find any passes.

26. Dictionary Definition

If you look up ‘heartbreak’ in the dictionary, what do you see?

A picture of Tom Brady losing a Super Bowl.

27. The Whisper

Why does Tom Brady always whisper in his teammates’ ears?

Because he doesn’t want to pass the information aloud.

28.Beauty sleep

Why does Tom Brady always look so young?

Because he never loses sleep over a game.

29. Blessing in disguise

Why does Tom Brady love rain?

Because at least it’s not boos raining down on him.

30. Shrubbery Admiration

Why is Tom Brady like my garden hedge?

They’re both great at avoiding cuts.

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