Grab your e-cig and your funny bone because we’re about to puff up some laughs—without the pesky cough. Did you know that vapes were first invented in the 1960s? While the technology didn’t catch on until decades later, we’re willing to bet that even the original inventor couldn’t foresee their creation becoming fodder for endless vaping jokes today.
Whether you’re a cloud-chaser, a flavor connoisseur, or someone who’s just into the humor, we’ve got the perfect puns and giggles for you. Brace yourself for a vaporous blend of absurdity. These jokes might not help you quit, but they will help you laugh!
Table of the Funniest Vaping Jokes
1. Why did the vaper bring a ladder to the vape shop?
To reach new clouds, of course!
2. What do you call a vape that tells bad jokes?
A pun generator!
3. Why did the vape pen join a band?
It wanted to get into the right groove!
4. What did one vape cartridge say to the other?
“I’m feeling pretty drained!”
5. Why are vapers bad at hide-and-seek?
Because their clouds always give them away!
6. What’s a vaper’s favorite workout?
Cloud push-ups!
7. Why did the vaporizer apply for a job?
It wanted to make scents!
8. What’s a vaper’s favorite kind of music?
Heavy metal… for those big clouds!
9. Why did the vaper fail at stand-up comedy?
Because their jokes were all “no-sense”!
10. What’s the vaper’s take on stress?
“Just blow it off, man.”
11. Why don’t vapers ever get lonely?
Because they’re always surrounded by clouds!
12. How do vapers thank their friends?
With an e-gratitude card!
13. What does a vape shop and a bakery have in common?
They both have sweet flavors to choose from!
14. Why don’t vapers argue with their vape coils?
Because resistance is futile!
15. Why did the vaper get promoted?
They were outstanding in the cloud!
16. Why are vape devices terrible at dating?
Because they always ghost!
17. What did Elon Musk say to his vape pen?
“Take me to cloud nine!”
18. How do vapers start brainstorming sessions?
“Let’s vape on it!”
19. What do you call a vaper in a hurry?
A puff-dasher!
20. Why don’t vapers go camping?
They already live among the clouds!
21. How do vapers pay their bills?
In vapor currency—they call it “smokecoin”!
22. Why don’t vapers play card games?
They can’t shuffle with foggy hands!
23. What did the vape mod say to the vaper?
“You light up my life!”
24. Do vapers ever trash talk?
Nope, they always keep it light and airy!
25. What’s a vaper’s favorite movie genre?
Mystery… because their own clouds keep them guessing!
26. Why did the vaper start a blog?
To blow off some steam!
27. How does a vaper say goodbye?
“Puff ya later!”
28. What’s an e-cigarette’s favorite romance story?
“The Fault in Our Carts.”
29. Why are vapers terrible travel companions?
They take smoke breaks even when there’s no fire!
30. How do vapers greet each other?
“Nice to mist you!”
31. What’s a vaper’s philosophy on life?
“Live, Laugh, Puff.”
32. Why did the vape mod cross the road?
To refill on the other side!
33. How do vapers flirt?
With steamy pickup lines!
34. What do you call it when all your friends start vaping together?
A cloud gathering!
35. Why don’t vapers ever panic?
They know how to breathe through the clouds!
36. What’s a vaper’s favorite superhero?
Spider-Mist!
37. What do vapers and Instagram photographers have in common?
They’re all about the perfect puff shot!
38. Why did the vape flavor go viral?
It was berry well-made!
39. Why did the vaper open a café?
They wanted to deliver the ultimate mocha-cloud fusion!
40. What’s a vaper’s spirit animal?
A dragon—they’re masters of breathing smoke!
41. How do you know when a vaper has entered a room?
The mystical fog arrives first!
42. What’s a romantic vape flavor?
“Love at First Puff.”
43. What do you call a vape flavor that’s really confident?
Full of mintensity!
44. Why did the vaper quit their job?
They were tired of blowing smoke!
45. What’s a vaper’s favorite dish to bring to a potluck?
Puff-pastry!
46. How did the vape cartridge propose to the mod?
With a “cloud-knee” moment!
47. Why do vapers never get lost?
They just follow their trail of clouds back home!
48. What’s a vape shop’s favorite holiday?
Cloudsgiving!
49. What’s a toddler and a vaper’s biggest argument?
Who gets to keep the pacifier-looking device!
50. Why are vape pens bad secret keepers?
Because they’re always spilling the “tea” in liquid form!
51. What do you call a vape pen with attitude?
A sass-smoke stick!
52. Why did the vape flavors throw a party?
To celebrate reaching peak “mist-ery!”
53. What’s a vaper’s workout routine goal?
Clouds of gains!
54. Why did the vaper fall asleep in the vape shop?
Too many relaxing misty vibes!
55. What do you call a vaper’s dramatic exit?
A puff-drop.
56. How do vapers feel after a long day?
Refreshed and re-coiled!
57. What’s a vaper’s favorite TV show?
“Breaking Cloud.”
58. Why are vapers always calm?
Because they’re used to blowing off steam!
59. What’s the trendiest vape flavor?
Chic-o-latte!
60. Why did the vape quit performing magic tricks?
It couldn’t handle the pressure of being mistified!
61. Why did the vape battery break up with the charger?
Because it found a better charge!
62. Why did the coil go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little burnt out!
63. Why did the vape juice go to school?
It wanted to improve its flavor education!
64. Why don’t vapers play poker?
They can’t keep a straight face when they’re blowing smoke!
65. Why did the sub-ohm tank go to therapy?
It was feeling a little drained!
66. What do you call a vaper who’s always on time?
Punctual-puff!
67. Why are vapers so good at yoga?
They’re masters of controlled breaths!
68. Why did the vaper become a gardener?
He heard plants love the mist!
69. Why don’t vapers get lost in the forest?
They always follow their vapor trail home!
70. Why did the vape app get uninstalled?
It had too many cloudy reviews!
71. Why are vapers so relaxed?
They’re used to exhaling their problems!
72. Why did the fruit-flavored e-juice break up with the dessert-flavored one?
It just wasn’t sweet on sweet!
73. Why did the vaper buy a fan?
To keep the clouds moving!
74. Why did the vaper’s friend refuse to hold his device?
He didn’t want to take the puff-off!
75. What do you call a group of vapers in a circle?
A cloud conclave!
76. Why did the vaper host a cloud-chasing competition?
To see who could blow the biggest bubble… of vapor!
77. Why are vapers so good at fishing?
They always have a good catch of the day—clouds!
78. Why did the vaper’s coil go on a diet?
It was trying to reduce resistance!
79. Why did the vaper say, “I need a boost”?
His battery was running low on juice!
80. Why are vapers so calm?
They’re always blowing off steam!
81. Why did the vaper become a chef?
He wanted to mix and match the perfect flavors!
82. Why don’t vapers play hide and seek in the clouds?
They’re already experts at blending in!
83. What’s a vaper’s favorite type of weather?
Cloudy with a chance of flavor!
84. Why are vapers so good at meditation?
They’re used to deep breaths and exhaling slowly!
85. Why did the vaper become a baker?
He wanted to create the ultimate cloud-cakes!
86. Why did the vaper’s tank go on a date?
It was feeling a little empty and wanted to fill up!
87. Why did the vaper refuse to play soccer?
He didn’t want to blow his cover!
88. Why are vapers so good at golf?
They’re always aiming for the fairway—full of vapor!
89. What do you call a vaper who’s always on time?
Punctual-puff!
90. Why did the vaper’s friend refuse to hold his device?
He didn’t want to take the puff-off!
Puffing Out with a Laugh: The Best of Vaping Jokes
From clouds of flavour to puffs of laughter, vaping jokes bring a refreshing twist to humour that’s as light as vapor itself. Whether you’re a casual vaper or a dedicated cloud chaser, these witty one-liners and puns are bound to tickle your funny coil.
They remind us that even in a world of serious debates about e-cigarettes, there’s always room for a chuckle. So, the next time someone asks why you’re grinning mid-puff, just tell them you’ve been hit by a “vape of humor”! Keep blowing clouds and spreading smiles!
