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50 Wedding Jokes to Break the Ice on Your Big Day

Why is a wedding ring like a lasso? Because it's meant to catch a groom!
Joke & Pun TeamBy Joke & Pun TeamUpdated:May 25, 20245 Mins Read
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Weddings are a joyous occasion filled with love, laughter, and of course, plenty of dad jokes. If you’re looking to break the ice and get your guests giggling on your big day, we’ve got you covered with wedding jokes that are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face.

So grab your sense of humor and get ready to laugh your way down the aisle!

Table of the Best Wedding Jokes

  • The Best Wedding Jokes of All Time
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary with Our Wedding Jokes

The Best Wedding Jokes of All Time

  1. Why did the wedding cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
  2. What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newlywebs!
  3. Why did the bride run away on her wedding day? She was just not ready to tie the knot!
  4. Why did the wedding photographer go to jail? Because he shot the bride!
  5. What do you call a group of men waiting for their brides at the altar? Groomsmen!
  6. Why did the groom bring string to the wedding? In case he needed to tie the knot!
  7. What did the groom say to his wife on their wedding day? “I do!”
  8. Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it’s tradition, duh!
  9. Why did the wedding cake file a police report? Because it got “tiered” of being cut into pieces!
  10. Why did the bride and groom sit on a horseshoe-shaped table at their wedding? To bring them good luck!
  11. Why did the bride refuse to dance at her wedding? She didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes!
  12. What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle? “Hot diggity dog!”
  13. Why did the wedding band break up? They couldn’t handle the prenuptial agreement!
  14. What did the groom say when he forgot the wedding rings? “Guess we’ll have to tie the knot with a bow!”
  15. Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? To take her love to new heights!
  16. Why did the couple choose the library for their wedding venue? They wanted their marriage to be well-read!
  17. Why did the groom wear a tuxedo on his wedding day? Because it was a formal affair!
  18. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
  19. Why did the bride and groom park their car at the altar? To seal the deal with a kiss!
  20. What did the bride say to her mother on her wedding day? “Don’t worry, I’ll always be your daughter!”
  21. Why did the wedding DJ go to jail? For dropping sick beats!
  22. What did the groom say to the wedding cake? “You take the cake!”
  23. Why did the bride and groom have a flower-themed wedding? Because they were blooming with love!
  24. What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their marriages? Checkmates!
  25. Why did the wedding planner bring a ruler to the ceremony? To measure up the love!
  26. What did the bride do when she lost her engagement ring? She put a band-aid on it!
  27. Why did the groom buy a boat for his wedding? He wanted to sail into matrimony!
  28. What do you call a dinosaur that is in love? A dino-score!
  29. Why did the bride and groom have a pizza-themed wedding? Because they wanted to have a slice of love!
  30. What did the bride say to the groom when he was late to the ceremony? “You’re really pushing my buttons!”
  31. Why did the wedding cake go to therapy? It had too many layers!
  32. What do you call a group of frogs at a wedding? Croak of love!
  33. Why did the bride and groom have a garden-themed wedding? Because they wanted to plant the seeds of love!
  34. What did the groom say to the best man? “Thanks for being a stand-up guy!”
  35. Why did the bride and groom have a jungle-themed wedding? Because they wanted to get wild with love!
  36. What did the ring say to the finger at the wedding? “I’m stuck on you forever!”
  37. Why did the wedding officiant go broke? Because he was always giving away his two cents!
  38. What did the bride and groom say to their guests after the ceremony? “Thanks for being our something borrowed!”
  39. Why did the bride and groom get married on a farm? Because they wanted a wedding with a view!
  40. Why did the bride and groom bring a map to the dance floor? Because they wanted to find the perfect “steps” to a happy marriage!
  41. Why did the bride and groom have a superhero-themed wedding? Because they were each other’s biggest fans!
  42. What did the groom say when he couldn’t find his wedding vows? “I’m at a loss for words!”
  43. Why did the bride and groom have a star-themed wedding? Because they were over the moon for each other!
  44. What do you call two beans who just got married? Coffee beans!
  45. Why did the wedding planner call the police? Because she caught the bridal party “stealing” the show!
  46. What did the candle say to the bride and groom? “Let’s make this a bright future together!”
  47. Why did the bouquet break up with the vase? Because it wanted to branch out!
  48. What do you call a fish who just got married? A gillfriend!
  49. Why did the groom take a map to the wedding? So he wouldn’t get lost in his bride’s eyes!
  50. What do you call a wedding in outer space? A universal union!

Happy Wedding Anniversary with Our Wedding Jokes

We hope these wedding jokes bring a smile to your face and lighten the mood on your big day. Remember, a little laughter goes a long way in making memories that will last a lifetime. So go ahead, share these jokes with your guests and let the good times roll!

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