We all know and love Amazon for the speed, convenience, and selection it offers. But did you know it can also serve up some laughs?
Whether you’re an Amazonian at heart or just looking for a way to spruce up your e-commerce humor category, we’ve got you covered!
Here are our Amazon Puns sure to deliver a smile, straight to your face!
Table of the Best Amazon Puns
1. What did the Amazon package say to the porch?
“Looks like we’ve met our ‘prime’ location!”
2. How do Amazon workers stay fit?
By always lifting packages to prime locations!
3. What’s Amazon’s favorite movie?
“Deliverance!” Quite fitting, don’t you think?
4. What do you call an Amazon package that appreciates good puns?
“Prime Rib-tickler!”
5. Why did the Amazon package go to therapy?
It had serious delivery issues.
6. What do you call an Amazon package full of jokes?
“A prime rib-cracker of a package!”
7. Why are Amazon delivery trucks always giggling?
Their ticklish undercarriage!
8. Why did the Amazon package blush?
Because it saw the UPS driver’s package!
9. Why was the Amazon drone wearing sunglasses?
Because it doesn’t want to be recognized when fly-by!
10. What do you call a very sophisticated Amazon package?
“Prime and Proper!”
11. What did one Amazon package say to the other?
“Are you ready to roll?”
12. Why was the Amazon box afraid of the dark?
It didn’t want to lose its prime condition.
13. How do Amazon packages chat?
They keep it brief and package their words carefully!
14. What do you call an Amazon package that’s a good listener?
“Parcel-tongued!”
15. Why don’t Amazon packages play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’re that noticeable!
16. Why did the Amazon delivery truck break up with the package?
It couldn’t handle the baggage.
17. What does an Amazon package say when it falls in love?
“I’ve found my ‘prime’ mate.”
18. Why did the Amazon box go to a comedy show?
To get shipped with laughter!
19. Why did the Amazon Prime box get an award?
It always delivered unforgettable performances!
20. What do you call a wise Amazon package?
“Enlightened box!”
We’re half-way through our pun-spree. Get ready to crack a ‘prime’ smile as we continue to unwrap the fun!
21. Why did the Amazon drone visit the therapist?
It couldn’t handle the weight of deliveries.
22. Why did the Amazon package win the boxing match?
Because it knows how to package a punch!
23. How does Amazon keep its employees in high spirits?
It provides free box lunches!
24. What do you call an extremely happy Amazon package?
“Box of joy!”
25. Why was the Amazon package so clever?
It was well-read and well-traveled.
26. What did the police officer say to the lost Amazon package?
“You’re under a rest. You’ve been traveling all day.”
27. Why do Amazon packages make great comedians?
Because they always deliver the punchline!
28. Why was the Amazon package so popular?
Because everyone wanted a piece of it!
29. What’s Amazon’s favorite holiday?
Boxing day!
30. What’s an Amazon package’s favorite quote?
“Just deliver it!””
We’re closing in with our last set. Remember, laughter is the best delivery, so unwrap these last set of puns!
30. What do you call an Amazon package that is always on time?
“Prime punctual!”
31. Why do Amazon packages get good grades?
They always deliver on time!
32. Why was the Amazon drone so charming?
Because it was sweeping people off their feet!
33. What did the Amazon package tell his crush?
“I can’t wait to be delivered into your arms.”
34. Why don’t Amazon packages go on diets?
They believe in ‘packing’ every bit of happiness!
35. How does an Amazon package wish someone on a birthday?
“HapPy Birthday, you’ve been primed for surprises!”
36. Why did the Amazon drone sign up for dance classes?
Because it heard about all the buzz!
37. Why did the Amazon package fail as a meteorologist?
Every time it said there’s a chance of rain, people just brought in the laundry!
38. What did the Amazon package say after giving a speech?
“I rest my case!”
39. Why do Amazon packages make great detectives?
They always ‘deliver’ the truth!
40. What do you call a shy Amazon box?
“A bashful parcel in prime condition!”
And finally, our last five puns are here to close the curtain. Get ready to have your last chuckles!
41. Why was the Amazon package so humble?
It was down to earth!
42. How do Amazon packages maintain a balanced diet?
They know when to box and when to unbox!
43. Which music does an Amazon package enjoy the most?
Heavy metal, it matches their weight!
44. What did the Amazon package say at the karaoke?
“I’m here to rock and unroll!”
45. Why are Amazon packages good at keeping secrets?
They keep everything under wraps!
46. Can you find everything on Amazon?
You “Bezos” your bottom dollar you can!
47. What is Amazon favourite Game?
Diablo, (because of its 3 Prime Evils)
That’s a Wrap for Our Amazon puns!
We hope this list of Amazon puns has delivered your daily dose of laughter. We’re sure these would tickle the funny bone of any true Amazonian!
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