Did you know that a baby is born with 300 bones, but as they grow, that number decreases to 206? That’s a whole lot of growing pains… and a whole lot of opportunities for puns!
Welcome everyone to this delightful dollop of humor, served warm and fuzzy with a garnish of irresistible smiles. We are here to take you on a pun-filled journey featuring your favorite cherubs. Yes, we are talking about babies, breastfeeding, and the many delightful baby puns that they inspire us to invent!
Full of vim and vigor, we present to you a collection of baby puns that are adorably hilarious. So sit back, relax, and let the waves of laughter roll over.
Sure, let’s revise the list to ensure there are no duplicates. Here’s an updated list of 126 original and unique baby puns:
Table of the Best Baby Puns
Baby Puns for New Parents
These puns are perfect for new parents who want to add some humor to their baby talk.
- Why did the baby bring a ladder to daycare? To reach new heights!
- What did the baby say when he found his toy? “Rattle and roll!”
- Why was the baby strawberry so upset? Because his parents were in a jam!
- What’s a baby’s favorite game? Peek-a-boo!
- How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Rock-et!
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
- Why did the baby cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer so long.
- What did the baby light bulb say to its dad? “I wuv you watts and watts!”
- How do you make a baby smile? Tickle its funny bone!
- Why was the baby computer so calm? Because it had its motherboard.
- What’s a baby’s favorite dinosaur? A mama-saurus!
- Why did the baby tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- How do you know when a baby is a true musician? When it starts making drum-rolls.
- What’s a baby’s favorite kind of book? A peek-a-boo-k.
- Why do babies always laugh at night? Because the moon tickles their dreams.
- What’s a baby’s favorite vegetable? A cute-cumber!
- How does a baby know it’s time to eat? When it hears the dinner bell-y!
- What did the baby say to the blanket? “I’m really into you!”
- Why do babies make the best comedians? Because they always deliver the punchlines.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of tree? A family tree.
Cute and Funny Baby Puns
These puns will make you giggle and bring a smile to your face as you think about your little one.
- Why did the baby bring a map? To find its way to nap time.
- What’s a baby’s favorite movie? “The Pacifier.”
- Why did the baby carrot break up with the celery? Because it found someone who really peas-ed it.
- What’s a baby’s favorite musical instrument? The rattle.
- How do you make a baby astronaut happy? Give them some space.
- Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
- What do you call a baby who loves to sing? A lullababy.
- What’s a baby’s favorite kind of joke? A peek-a-boo-merang.
- Why did the baby go to school? To get a little “nursery” education.
- What’s a baby’s favorite kind of candy? Lolli-pops!
- How does a baby talk to its mom? With its babble phone.
- Why did the baby sit in the shade? To cool off from all the baby sun-burns.
- What’s a baby’s favorite sport? Swaddling!
- Why did the baby banana cry? Because it was peeling sad.
- What’s a baby’s favorite bird? A stork, because it brought them!
- How does a baby tell its secrets? With a paci-whisper.
- Why did the baby scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field.
- What’s a baby’s favorite part of the computer? The paci-fierwall.
- How do babies stay calm during a storm? They cuddle with their thun-da.
- Why did the baby broom feel sad? Because it had to sweep alone.
Hilarious Baby Puns
Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious baby puns that are perfect for any occasion.
- Why did the baby elephant bring a suitcase? For his trunk-ated vacation.
- What’s a baby’s favorite ice cream? Rocky Road.
- Why did the baby grape cry? Because it was in a jam.
- What’s a baby’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Million-baby?”
- How do you make a baby smile? Play peek-a-boo with them.
- Why did the baby bring a pencil to daycare? To draw its dreams.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of shoe? Boot-ees!
- Why did the baby go to the party? Because it heard there would be cake!
- What’s a baby’s favorite mode of transportation? The stroller coaster.
- How does a baby astronaut get around? In a space-capsule.
- Why did the baby bring a blanket to school? For a little nap-time comfort.
- What’s a baby’s favorite season? Fall, because of all the cuddles.
- Why did the baby cross the road? To get to the mama’s arms on the other side.
- What’s a baby’s favorite game? Rock-a-bye baby.
- How do you make a baby giggle? Tell them a silly joke.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of food? Anything mashed!
- How do you make a baby happy? Give them lots of love and cuddles.
- Why did the baby go to the doctor? For a check-up, not a hiccup.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of art? Finger-painting.
Baby Jokes for the Whole Family
These jokes are perfect for family gatherings, bringing everyone together with laughter.
- Why did the baby bring a balloon? To float around the house.
- What’s a baby’s favorite part of the garden? The baby’s breath flowers.
- How do you know when a baby is a genius? When it says its first word.
- Why did the baby cookie cry? Because it was feeling crumby.
- What’s a baby’s favorite drink? Formula one!
- How do you make a baby happy? Give them a pacifier.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the bath? To have some fun in the tub.
- What’s a baby’s favorite color? Pastel!
- How do you know when a baby is sleepy? When it rubs its eyes.
- Why did the baby bring a blanket to the park? To have a cozy picnic.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of tree? A baby birch.
- How do you make a baby smile? Play peek-a-boo with them.
- Why did the baby bring a bottle to the party? To have a sip of milk.
- What’s a baby’s favorite game? Hide and seek.
- How do you know when a baby is happy? When it giggles.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the park? To have some fun in the sun.
- What’s a baby’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because of the cute costumes.
- How do you make a baby laugh? Tell them a funny joke.
- Why did the baby bring a book to bed? To read a bedtime story.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of dance? The baby bop.
Cute and Adorable Baby Puns
These puns are as cute and adorable as the babies they’re about, perfect for sharing.
- Why did the baby bring a rattle to the concert? To join the band.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of music? Lullabies.
- How do you make a baby happy? Give them a cuddle.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the restaurant? To keep busy.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of weather? Sunny and warm.
- How do you know when a baby is hungry? When it cries.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of clothing? Onesies!
- How do you make a baby smile? Give them lots of love.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the pool? To have some fun in the water.
- What’s a baby’s favorite time of day? Nap time.
- How do you know when a baby is tired? When it yawns.
- Why did the baby bring a book to the park? To read under the tree.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of snack? Cheerios.
- How do you make a baby giggle? Tickle their tummy.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the zoo? To have some fun with the animals.
- How do you know when a baby is happy? When it coos.
- Why did the baby bring a beach ball? To have a ball at the beach!
- How do you make a baby laugh? Play peek-a-boo with them.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the garden? To have some fun in the dirt.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of pet? A puppy.
- How do you know when a baby is sleepy? When it rubs its eyes.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the sandbox? To dig up some fun.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of fruit? Strawberry.
- How do you make a baby smile? Play pat-a-cake with them.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the pool? To play with in the water.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of weather? Warm and sunny.
- How do you know when a baby is hungry? When it starts drooling.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of outfit? Pajamas!
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the garden? To explore the plants.
- What’s a baby’s favorite time of day? Bedtime.
- How do you know when a baby is tired? When it starts yawning.
- Why did the baby bring a book to the park? To read while swinging.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of cereal? Oatmeal.
- How do you make a baby giggle? Blow raspberries on their tummy.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the zoo? To have an animal adventure.
- What’s a baby’s favorite type of flower? Sunflower.
- How do you know when a baby is happy? When it smiles.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the beach? To build sandcastles.
- How do you make a baby laugh? Sing a silly song.
- Why did the baby bring a toy to the park? To play on the slides.
From nappy changes to midnight feedings, having a baby around can be hectic, exhausting but also endlessly endearing! These adorably hilarious baby puns are guaranteed to add some much-needed laughter in the challenging but beautiful journey of parenthood.
Let the Baby Laughter Resonate!
We hope that these baby puns have tickled your funny bone and maybe even stirred a warmth in your heart. Remember, smiles are contagious, and there’s nothing better than sharing a hearty laugh. So why keep this fun to yourself? Share these puns with your friends, family or any baby-lover you know.
Laugh together, create memories and keep coming back to jokeandpun.com for more delightful humor. After all, life is a playground of puns, and it’s way more fun when we all play together. So bookmark this page and remind yourself to smile every day, because a day without laughter is truly, a day wasted. Enjoy the pun-fun! Enjoy the laughter, enjoy life!
