Ah, the legendary Hunger Games series! A story of survival, rebellion, and yes, a good dose of humor. We’ve polished our wit on the whetstone of Panem and fashioned for you a host of Hunger Games puns that are more compelling than a steaming loaf from Peeta’s bakery! Let’s feed our humor!
Table of the Best Hunger Games Puns
Hunger Games Jokes
1. Why did Cinna choose to be a stylist?
Because he always felt he had a flare for it.
2. Why did the chicken join the Hunger Games?
It heard someone yell, “Peeta, bread!”
3. What’s the best thing about living in District 12?
There’s never a coal day!
4. Why did Katniss never trust the berries?
Because they always acted so Rue!
5. What did they say about Peeta’s baking skills?
They’re ever in his flavor!
6. How does President Snow like his roses?
Prim-ly trimmed.
7. Why don’t Capitol denizens play hide and seek?
They’re afraid of District 13 – since it always seems to vanish!
8. Why was the film about Finnick’s life a flop?
Because it was all trident and no substance!
9. Why did Gale join choir practice?
Because he’s such a good Aria archer!
10. What did Thresh say at the Cornucopia?
“This place needs a serious stalk-over!”
11. Why didn’t Katniss drink the tea in the Capitol?
She wasn’t sure it was in-Peeta!
12. What did Peeta call his bakery’s unsuccessful items?
His dough-pologies.
13. What’s the fashion trend that swept Panem?
The “Kat-nissta” look!
14. Why aren’t there any bathrooms in the arena?
The game makers didn’t plan for any loo-minations!
15. Why are District Four’s houses so expensive?
Because they all come with a pool!
16. What’s the last thing tributes do before the games?
Have a good Hunger Preen!
17. What’s Katniss’ vegetable of choice?
Peeta-peppers!
18. Why did the tributes love dinner at Rue’s house?
She knew how to serve up a great Thyme!
19. How do the districts feel about the Capitol?
All except District 13 think it’s Capitol punishment!
20. What’s the hardest part of creating Hunger Games puns?
Keeping them all in Peeta-perfect condition to get the last laugh!
A PUN-extravaganza: The Katniss Cycle
21. Why does Katniss love archery so much?
Because she “cannot miss.”
22. Why won’t Katniss ever join the circus?
She’s no fan of “juggling” danger!
23. Why did Katniss become a baker?
Because she wanted to find the “yeast” risky profession.
24. What did Katniss say to Gale after he stole her heart?
“You sure know how to make my heart ‘quiver’!”
Peeta’s ‘Grain’-ings
25. Why did Peeta start a bakery?
Because he needed a livelihood that would “rise” to the occasion.
26. How does Peeta apologize?
He just “kneads” to say sorry!
27. Why was Peeta so good at camouflage?
Because he had everything “floured” out.
28. Why doesn’t Peeta use social media?
He prefers to express his “feel-ings” in dough.
Mirthful Mutations: A Tribute Train
29. Why did the muttations go to school?
To get “a-bite” education.
30. What happens when muttations get tired?
They’re simply feeling “bite-sized.”
31. How do muttations prefer their meals?
In doggy “bags.”
32. Where do muttations go when they’re scared?
The “barker-y.”
Effie and her Effervescence
33. Why does Effie tell a lot of jokes?
To keep the hope of laughter “Trinket-ing.”
34. Why did Effie go to the jeweler?
She needed to “Trinket” her collection.
35. What’s Effie’s favorite flower?
The “efflorescence.”
36. Why does Effie get along with bakers?
She likes to keep things “bread-y” amusing.
Finnick and his Fins
37. What kind of music does Finnick like?
“Fin”-tastic tunes.
38. What is Finnick’s favorite footwear?
Fish-“flips.”
39. Why does Finnick like seagulls?
They keep his spirits “soaring.”
40. How do you describe Finnick’s jokes?
They’re laughing “Finn-ish.”
The Haymitch Pun-itch
41. Why was Haymitch always so high spirited?
He liked to keep things “pouring.”
42. Why does Haymitch hate spiders?
He’s afraid they might “drink” his blood.
43. How does Haymitch keep time?
With an “hour-glass” of spirits.
44. Why does Haymitch avoid water?
Because he’s not “liquor”-med to it.
The Lighter Side of the Capitol
45. The Games are never over until the Mockingjay “sings.”
46. Careers in District 1 & 2 are always quite “cutting edge.”
47. Gale jokes with Peeta: “You sure know how to ‘roll.'”
48. Peeta after the rebellion: “I totally met my ‘buns’ match.”
49. Johanna is quite the “sharp” dresser.
50. Rue’s melody always had an “ear” for tunes.
51. Cato’s favorite root vegetable? The lethal “parsnip.”
52. Cinna was on “fire” with those outfits.
53. Training for the games? “Run” for your life.
54. The games are quite the “killer” event.
55. Victors’ Village or “Survivor” town?
56. Districts are always “divided” and ruled.
57. The feast at the cornucopia was always a “catch.”
58. The hovercraft is quite “uplifting.”
59. Haymitch thinks mentors are always “pouring-over” tributes.
60. The Games always leave you “hungry” for more.
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