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35 Boston Puns That Are Wicked Funny

These absolutely pun-derful Boston-themed giggles are a one-stop-shop for a good laugh!
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Get ready to park your car in the comedy garage, because we’re about to take a wicked funny ride through Boston, the capital of Massachusetts, with a trunk full of Boston puns! From Fenway to the Freedom Trail, we’ve got quips that’ll make you laugh harder than a Southie accent.

We’ll even throw in a few jabs at New York City and Los Angeles for good measure – just for fun, you know? Speaking of fun, did you know that Boston has more college students per capita than any other city in the US?

That’s a lot of smarts, and a whole lot of potential for puns! So grab your Dunkin’, put on your best Brahmin accent, and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt more than a Red Sox fan after a Yankees win. This is Boston humor at its finest, folks!

Table of the Best Boston Puns

  • 1. Lobster Cracked
  • 2. Bostonian Pride
  • 3. Baked with Humor
  • 4. Sporty Side-splitter
  • 5. Sam Adams Quip
  • 6. Chowder Chuckler
  • 7. Faneuil Funny
  • 8. Tremont Tease
  • 9. Freedom Trail Titter
  • 10. Harvard Hilarity
  • 11. Punny Puritan
  • 12. Wicked Wittery
  • 13. Fenway Farce
  • 14. Beacon Hill Jest
  • 15. Charles Chuckle
  • 16. Refined Risible
  • 17. Fenway Funnies
  • 18. Beanpot Boomer
  • 19. Southie Snicker
  • 20. Patriots Placement
  • 21. Paul Revere Ridiculous
  • 22. Newbury Notion
  • 23. North End Nonsense
  • 24. Common Comedy
  • 25. Pops Perspective
  • 26. Haymarket Hoot
  • 27. Green Monster Gag
  • 28. Cheers Random
  • 29. Quincy Quip
  • 30. John Harvard Jape
  • 31. Blue Moon Banter
  • 32. MIT Merriment
  • 33. A Wicked Wisecrack
  • 34. Marathon Mirth
  • 35. Beantown’s Best

1. Lobster Cracked

Why did the lobster blush on his date in Boston? Because he saw the seaweed salad dressing!

2. Bostonian Pride

You know you’re from the hub city when you can’t say R’s but can use ‘wicked’ in 20 different contexts!

3. Baked with Humor

Why did the Boston baked beans break up? Cause they were in a stew for too long!

4. Sporty Side-splitter

Why don’t Boston Red Sox fans worry about getting a sunburn? Because they always find lots of shade at Fenway!

5. Sam Adams Quip

Why did the Sam Adams beer go to school? It had a thirst for knowledge!

6. Chowder Chuckler

What do you call a Bostonian who lives in a clam chowder pot? A souper nova!

7. Faneuil Funny

Why did the Bostonian refuse to walk through Faneuil Hall? He didn’t want to be spotted as a market trader!

8. Tremont Tease

Why is Tremont Street the punniest spot in Boston? Because it’s always “Tremont-mentous” fun!

9. Freedom Trail Titter

Why don’t Paul Revere’s jokes ever get old? Because they follow the Freedom Trail of humor!

10. Harvard Hilarity

What do you get when you cross a Bostonian with a Harvard diploma? A wicked smaht guy!

11. Punny Puritan

Why did the Puritan settle in Boston? For the seasoning!

12. Wicked Wittery

Who needs GPS in Boston? The way to the nearest Dunkin is ingrained in our DNA!

13. Fenway Farce

Why do Bostonian dogs hang out at Fenway Park? They love the barking lot!

14. Beacon Hill Jest

Why did the tomato turn red on Beacon Hill? Because it saw the salad dressing in the State House!

15. Charles Chuckle

Why did the Charles River lose its job? It had too many current issues!

Through laughter and puns, Bostonians proudly flaunt their unique humor and spirit. Keep walking for more smiles stitched with wit!

16. Refined Risible

Why are Boston terriers such great comedians? They have all the really good Boston jpuns!

17. Fenway Funnies

Why don’t baseball players join the Boston Symphony? They don’t want to face the music when they can’t hit the high notes!

18. Beanpot Boomer

Why did the coffee file a police report at the Beanpot tournament? It got mugged!

19. Southie Snicker

What did the tortilla chip say when it moved to Southie? I feel so much salsa here!

20. Patriots Placement

Why do New England Patriots always take an extra pair of pants to the game? In case they get a kick out of it!

21. Paul Revere Ridiculous

Why was Paul Revere such a good gardener? He was outstanding in his field!

22. Newbury Notion

Why do Newbury Street shoppers bring sunglasses? To protect their eyes from flashing sales!

23. North End Nonsense

Why did the pasta check itself out in the North End? It knew it was ‘pasta-tively’ charming!

24. Common Comedy

Why did the Boston Common blush? Because every tree was ‘leafed’ with excitement!

25. Pops Perspective

Why did the corn join the Boston Pops? It had the perfect ‘pop’ sound!

A city bursting with history, culture, and a unique brand of humor, we invite you to dive into the pun-loving spirit of Boston. It’s time to continue with the ‘punning’ track!

26. Haymarket Hoot

Why did the vegetable crack a joke at Haymarket? Because it was broad-stalk day!

27. Green Monster Gag

Why is the Green Monster the best comedian in Boston? Only it can turn Fenway into a ‘fen-witty’ park!

28. Cheers Random

What did the tourist say after visiting Cheers in Boston? Great, everyone knows my name, too bad I can’t remember theirs!

29. Quincy Quip

Why couldn’t Quincy Market keep a secret? Because its walls are full of beans!

30. John Harvard Jape

Why was John Harvard excellent at parties? He knew how to book it!

31. Blue Moon Banter

Why did the moon get homesick in Boston? It wanted to be closer to the Twilight Sky!

32. MIT Merriment

Why don’t MIT students play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone uses the Pythagorean theorem to find you!

33. A Wicked Wisecrack

Why are Bostonians wizard fans? Because we’ve mastered the use of ‘wicked’ spells!

34. Marathon Mirth

Why don’t Boston Marathon runners ever load up on spaghetti? They don’t want to get caught in a pasta pile-up at the finish line!

35. Beantown’s Best

Why do Bostonians make the best puns? Because we’re brimming with beans!

And That’s Boston in a Nutshell- Brilliant, Bold, and Hilariously Witty!

There you have it- thirty-five Boston puns that have you chuckling at every corner. Boston always serves up more than just clam chowder and a love for baseball. Whether you’re a local or a traveler, the city is a wicked playground of wit and charm.

Share these puns that encapsulate the humor of Beantown. Let’s keep this chuckle-party going because, in Boston, the puns never run dry!

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