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50 Funny Cholecystectomy Puns That Will Gall Up Some Laughs

Because laughter is the best medicine… unless you've just had your gallbladder removed.
Kwame AdjeiBy Kwame Adjei7 Mins Read
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Are you ready to explore some belly laughs along with the intricacies of the gallbladder? Cholecystectomy, the fancy word for gallbladder removal, might not sound funny at first, but when you start cracking gallbladder-related puns, it turns out humor can make even the most clinical of topics worth laughing about!

Here’s a fun fact—while doctors have been performing cholecystectomies since the 19th century, it can be hard to digest that over 20 million Americans have had this surgery.

So if you’re searching for some light hearted jokes to ease those post-surgery blues, or simply want to explore the humor in anatomy, get ready to giggle your gall away with these cholecystectomy puns.

Table of Funniest Cholecystectomy Puns

  • 1. Why did the gallbladder break up with the pancreas?
  • 2. What did the gallbladder say to the liver after surgery?
  • 3. Why don’t surgeons make jokes during a cholecystectomy?
  • 4. How do gallbladders relax after a tough day?
  • 5. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite form of exercise?
  • 6. Why was the gallbladder nervous about going to the doctor?
  • 7. Why did the gallbladder student ace the test?
  • 8. What’s a gallbladder’s least favorite subject in school?
  • 9. How do you describe a risky cholecystectomy?
  • 10. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite music genre?
  • 11. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite dance move?
  • 12. Why did the gallbladder throw a party?
  • 13. Why don’t gallbladders hold grudges?
  • 14. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite TV show?
  • 15. How does the gallbladder like to read books?
  • 16. What did one gallstone say to another?
  • 17. How do doctors wish patients after a successful cholecystectomy?
  • 18. Why can’t gallbladders keep secrets?
  • 19. What happens after a gallbladder tells a joke?
  • 20. Why was the gallbladder so emotional?
  • 21. Why did the gallbladder bring a lawyer to the OR?
  • 22. What’s the most challenging thing for a gallbladder during its last days?
  • 23. What do you call a gallbladder with good advice?
  • 24. Why did the gallbladder go to therapy?
  • 25. What keeps a gallbladder motivated?
  • 26. What did the gallstone say after being removed?
  • 27. What did the gallbladder text its friends after surgery?
  • 28. What do you call a gallbladder who acts superior?
  • 29. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite hobby?
  • 30. What sound does a gallbladder make when it laughs?
  • 31. How do you keep a gallbladder entertained?
  • 32. Why is the gallbladder the life of the health party?
  • 33. What’s the gallbladder’s catchphrase?
  • 34. What did the digestive organs say at the gallbladder’s farewell party?
  • 35. What do nurses tell gallbladders before surgery?
  • 36. Why did the gallstone want to be the star?
  • 37. Why was the gallbladder promoted at work?
  • 38. What did the gallbladder say during its performance review?
  • 39. What’s a gallbladder’s favorite math operation?
  • 40. Why did the gallbladder fail at comedy?
  • 41. How did the gallbladder react after eating fast food?
  • 42. What do you call a lonely gallbladder?
  • 43. Why was the gallbladder’s phone always on silent?
  • 44. What did the gallbladder say when asked to dance?
  • 45. Why don’t gallbladders take time off?
  • 46. What did the gallbladder bring to the lunchroom?
  • 47. Why was the gallbladder such an artist?
  • 48. What’s a pirate’s favorite organ to lose?
  • 49. Why is the gallbladder such a good teacher?
  • 50. What do you call a gallbladder that saves too much bile?

1. Why did the gallbladder break up with the pancreas?

It couldn’t handle the bile!

2. What did the gallbladder say to the liver after surgery?

“Finally, I’m ***out*** of your system!”

3. Why don’t surgeons make jokes during a cholecystectomy?

Because they might just be cutting it too close.

4. How do gallbladders relax after a tough day?

They enjoy a little bile-watching.

5. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite form of exercise?

Gall-loping around the abdomen.

6. Why was the gallbladder nervous about going to the doctor?

It wasn’t sure if it would get the chop.

7. Why did the gallbladder student ace the test?

It was all about that bile-ance.

8. What’s a gallbladder’s least favorite subject in school?

Heart-burn-theory.

9. How do you describe a risky cholecystectomy?

A gall-tastic adventure!

10. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite music genre?

Blues-m-bile.

11. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite dance move?

The *twist-and-turn-ectomy.*

12. Why did the gallbladder throw a party?

Because it was on a **bile**ing spree!

13. Why don’t gallbladders hold grudges?

They always let the bile things go.

14. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite TV show?

“Keeping Up with the Bile-ashians.”

15. How does the gallbladder like to read books?

It prefers to digest things in chunks.

16. What did one gallstone say to another?

“We’re ***rock***ing this joint!”

17. How do doctors wish patients after a successful cholecystectomy?

Hope you have a bile-ntastic recovery!

18. Why can’t gallbladders keep secrets?

They spill too much bile… Oops!

19. What happens after a gallbladder tells a joke?

It gets people rolling in the bile!

20. Why was the gallbladder so emotional?

Because it was going through a gall-loping crisis.

21. Why did the gallbladder bring a lawyer to the OR?

It needed someone to handle the gall-legal stuff post-surgery.

22. What’s the most challenging thing for a gallbladder during its last days?

Trying to ***digest*** the reality of it all.

23. What do you call a gallbladder with good advice?

A gall-sultant.

24. Why did the gallbladder go to therapy?

It had too much bile-up feelings.

25. What keeps a gallbladder motivated?

It’s gall-oriented!

26. What did the gallstone say after being removed?

“That was one boulder of a problem!”

27. What did the gallbladder text its friends after surgery?

“Leaving the body was a real gut-wrenching experience.”

28. What do you call a gallbladder who acts superior?

Self-gall-lant.

29. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite hobby?

Processing food for thought.

30. What sound does a gallbladder make when it laughs?

It gurgles!

31. How do you keep a gallbladder entertained?

Ask it ***cheeky*** questions!

32. Why is the gallbladder the life of the health party?

Because it’s always up for some systolic fun!

33. What’s the gallbladder’s catchphrase?

“I live for bile!”

34. What did the digestive organs say at the gallbladder’s farewell party?

“Gut speed ahead, buddy!”

35. What do nurses tell gallbladders before surgery?

“Hold on, it’s gonna be a ride through the bile-d!”

36. Why did the gallstone want to be the star?

Because it had a*** stone-ded*** performance!

37. Why was the gallbladder promoted at work?

It knew how to ***digest*** complex problems.

38. What did the gallbladder say during its performance review?

“I always do my bile-est!”

39. What’s a gallbladder’s favorite math operation?

Multiplying ***units of bile***.

40. Why did the gallbladder fail at comedy?

Its jokes were way too ***gall-stic***.

41. How did the gallbladder react after eating fast food?

It went into a bile-out of control.

42. What do you call a lonely gallbladder?

A gall-imate.

43. Why was the gallbladder’s phone always on silent?

It didn’t want to get too ***bile-ed*** up.

44. What did the gallbladder say when asked to dance?

“I’m more of a gall-lery watcher!”

45. Why don’t gallbladders take time off?

They’re always gall-ling the shots.

46. What did the gallbladder bring to the lunchroom?

Its bile-nd sandwich!

47. Why was the gallbladder such an artist?

Because it knew how to paint the digestive scene!

48. What’s a pirate’s favorite organ to lose?

His gall-lbladder. Arrr!

49. Why is the gallbladder such a good teacher?

It’s great at ***guiding food*** towards success!

50. What do you call a gallbladder that saves too much bile?

An over-saver!

Share the gall-lorious humor with your friends!

Now that you’ve giggled your way through these pun-believably hilarious cholecystectomy puns, don’t let the fun stop here! If you laughed (or groaned in pun-induced agony—both are acceptable), why not **share** this article with your friends and gall across some laughter together? Bookmark us for whenever you’re in the mood for more laughs, and let’s keep the comedy bile flowing!

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Kwame Adjei is a rising Canadian stand-up comedian with a knack for turning everyday life into hilarious, thought-provoking anecdotes. Born and raised in Toronto, Kwame's comedic style is a unique blend of observational humor, cultural commentary, and dark humor, delivered with a refreshing honesty that leaves audiences both laughing and contemplating. His magnetic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences on a deep level are what set him apart. Kwame's comedic insights, often tackling topics such as race, family, and societal issues, have resonated with audiences of all ages and backgrounds. A regular performer at top comedy clubs and festivals across Canada, Kwame has quickly gained a reputation for his sharp wit, infectious energy, and ability to deliver punchlines that linger long after the show ends.

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