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90 Hilarious Cost of Living Puns That Hit Home

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it’s just the cost of eggs soaring through the roof!
Roxanne RoseBy Roxanne Rose13 Mins Read
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Let’s face it, the cost of living has become everyone’s least favorite reality show. If you’ve seen your grocery bills and rent skyrocket faster than a SpaceX launch, you’re probably in need of some comic relief. Well, you’ve come to the right place.

Hold on to your bargain-bin socks (if you can afford socks anymore) because we’re about to take a hilarious journey through the world of inflation, rising rents, and overpriced avocado toast. Oh, and here’s a fun fact: In 1921, you could buy an entire steak dinner for 9 cents. Now, that barely buys you a sniff of a filet mignon!

So, take a break from checking your bills for hidden fees, and let’s bond over the shared joy — or, is that pain? — of surviving the cost of living crisis faster than we thought possible.

Table of the Funniest Cost of Living Puns

  • 1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the grocery store?
  • 2. Why are bank accounts and gym memberships so similar?
  • 3. Why don’t vampires fear inflation?
  • 4. Why did the power company break up with the homeowner?
  • 5. What’s worse: traffic on Monday morning or rent in major cities?
  • 6. How broke do you have to be to laugh at your own jokes?
  • 7. What did the broke man say to his landlord?
  • 8. Why doesn’t the cost of living ever go to therapy?
  • 9. Why did the landlord text only emojis?
  • 10. Why don’t millennials use alarm clocks anymore?
  • 11. What do you call a Gucci belt on a budget?
  • 12. Why did the avocado toast break up with the millennial?
  • 13. What sounds like a scam but isn’t?
  • 14. Why doesn’t anyone ever save money after payday?
  • 15. How are eggs and iPhones similar?
  • 16. Why do people stock up on food like there’s no tomorrow?
  • 17. Why don’t houses ever go on sale?
  • 18. What’s the cost of living’s favorite movie?
  • 19. Why did the millennial stop going to therapy?
  • 20. Why do gas stations look like Vegas casinos?
  • 21. How does the economy flirt?
  • 22. Why don’t landlords play poker?
  • 23. What’s worse than a tax audit?
  • 24. What did the piggy bank say after the rent was paid?
  • 25. Why did the energy drinks stop working?
  • 26. What did the cereal box say to the shopper?
  • 27. What concert is cheaper than living expenses?
  • 28. Why did Netflix and the gym have a falling out lately?
  • 29. Why is it so hard to find affordable housing?
  • 30. What happens when bills meet grace periods?
  • 31. Why does butter now need a bodyguard?
  • 32. What’s a budget’s favorite game show?
  • 33. Why did the bag of frozen veggies refuse to come home from the store?
  • 34. How do you measure a big spender?
  • 35. Why did the debit card break up with its owner?
  • 36. Why hasn’t money been answering my calls?
  • 37. What do you call it when rent goes up and groceries go up, too?
  • 38. Why did the shopper put her groceries back?
  • 39. Why don’t paydays last?
  • 40. Why did coffee prices go up?
  • 41. What’s the difference between rent and a bad date?
  • 42. What did the landlord say to his money?
  • 43. How does the cost of living always win?
  • 44. What did inflation say to the budget?
  • 45. How do energy bills propose?
  • 46. Why couldn’t the wallet sing anymore?
  • 47. Why are utility bills always late to parties?
  • 48. Why is shopping the new cardio?
  • 49. What did the rent and bills say to each other?
  • 50. Why did the groceries hit the gym?
  • 51. What did the paycheck say when it showed up?
  • 52. Why are electric bills like bad friends?
  • 53. Why did dollars break up with cents?
  • 54. How do you impress someone during an inflation crisis?
  • 55. Why don’t people budget for fun anymore?
  • 56. What’s the hardest break-up of all?
  • 57. Why do electricity bills ghost us?
  • 58. Why are paychecks now magicians?
  • 59. Why did the lightbulb break while shopping?
  • 60. Why don’t people clap during paydays?
  • 61. How does inflation send love letters?
  • 62. Why don’t price tags ever smile?
  • 63. Why do people negotiate with thermostats?
  • 64. How do you spell ‘happiness’?
  • 65. Why do stomachs growl during grocery checkout?
  • 66. What’s the best way to commemorate today’s economy?
  • 67. Why did the apartment building take a vacation?
  • 68. What kind of shoes do prices wear?
  • 69. Why don’t adults play Monopoly anymore?
  • 70. How do apartments flirt?
  • 71. Why did the grocery cart break up with the shopper?
  • 72. Why is eating out like a wedding?
  • 73. Why do reporters always interview rent?
  • 74. Why did the shopping basket escape?
  • 75. What’s more unpredictable than the weather these days?
  • 76. Why did the fridge call in sick?
  • 77. Why did the water bill throw a tantrum?
  • 78. What did the shopper say to the cashier?
  • 79. Why did meat prices get a therapist?
  • 80. What’s the difference between groceries and Black Friday deals?
  • 81. Why is cooking at home the new vacation?
  • 82. What do rents and vacations have in common?
  • 83. Where do inflation rates party?
  • 84. Why is laundry a luxury now?
  • 85. How does a credit card break up with you?
  • 86. What did gasoline say as it left your wallet?
  • 87. Why did the ATM cry?
  • 88. Why did the eggs refuse to move out?
  • 89. What did bacon say at the grocery checkout?
  • 90. Why do millennials obsess over plants?

1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the grocery store?

He heard the prices were going through the roof!

2. Why are bank accounts and gym memberships so similar?

They both take more from you than you ever use!

3. Why don’t vampires fear inflation?

Because they always find a way to live off others!

4. Why did the power company break up with the homeowner?

Because she couldn’t give him the current he needed!

5. What’s worse: traffic on Monday morning or rent in major cities?

At least traffic eventually clears.

6. How broke do you have to be to laugh at your own jokes?

If you just laughed right now, congratulations, you qualify.

7. What did the broke man say to his landlord?

“Can we negotiate rent in Monopoly money?”

8. Why doesn’t the cost of living ever go to therapy?

Because it’s already way too high!

9. Why did the landlord text only emojis?

He couldn’t afford to add any punctuation costs.

10. Why don’t millennials use alarm clocks anymore?

Because rent wakes them up every morning.

11. What do you call a Gucci belt on a budget?

A priceless family heirloom!

12. Why did the avocado toast break up with the millennial?

They couldn’t afford each other anymore.

13. What sounds like a scam but isn’t?

“Affordable housing.”

14. Why doesn’t anyone ever save money after payday?

Because their bills have direct access to their funds faster than they do.

15. How are eggs and iPhones similar?

Every year they’re more expensive, but we still buy them.

16. Why do people stock up on food like there’s no tomorrow?

Because tomorrow, bread might cost $10 a loaf!

17. Why don’t houses ever go on sale?

Because they’re too busy inflating!

18. What’s the cost of living’s favorite movie?

“High and Rising.”

19. Why did the millennial stop going to therapy?

Because he spent too much venting about rent and couldn’t afford the sessions!

20. Why do gas stations look like Vegas casinos?

Because every time you go, you gamble on the price!

21. How does the economy flirt?

It gives an inflation rate that’s way too high to turn down.

22. Why don’t landlords play poker?

Because they don’t like when others “check.”

23. What’s worse than a tax audit?

The $8 coffee you just bought for “self-care.”

24. What did the piggy bank say after the rent was paid?

“I feel empty inside.”

25. Why did the energy drinks stop working?

Even they can’t boost your willingness to face the bills.

26. What did the cereal box say to the shopper?

“I cost twice as much, but my nutrition didn’t double.”

27. What concert is cheaper than living expenses?

Cent searches—the only thing more affordable than rent.

28. Why did Netflix and the gym have a falling out lately?

They realized their subscriptions cost more than people can handle.

29. Why is it so hard to find affordable housing?

Because it’s hiding with Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster.

30. What happens when bills meet grace periods?

The relationship gets pretty overdue.

31. Why does butter now need a bodyguard?

Because it’s on a roll and costs way too much!

32. What’s a budget’s favorite game show?

“Just Don’t Buy It!”

33. Why did the bag of frozen veggies refuse to come home from the store?

“I’m more valuable here than I ever was in your freezer!”

34. How do you measure a big spender?

By their ability to shop without cringing.

35. Why did the debit card break up with its owner?

Too many swipe-rights—for things they didn’t need!

36. Why hasn’t money been answering my calls?

Because it’s too busy leaving my bank account.

37. What do you call it when rent goes up and groceries go up, too?

Life!

38. Why did the shopper put her groceries back?

She realized owning gas was the bigger flex.

39. Why don’t paydays last?

Because bills refuse to let them linger.

40. Why did coffee prices go up?

Because it woke up and realized it was underpaid!

41. What’s the difference between rent and a bad date?

At least with rent, you know it’ll show up every month.

42. What did the landlord say to his money?

“See you next month—I hope!”

43. How does the cost of living always win?

It’s got an unstoppable inflation rate.

44. What did inflation say to the budget?

“Don’t get too comfortable!”

45. How do energy bills propose?

With an overpriced ring—and no date set for lowering.

46. Why couldn’t the wallet sing anymore?

Because it just didn’t have enough change for a tune.

47. Why are utility bills always late to parties?

Because they never provide a warm welcome.

48. Why is shopping the new cardio?

Because prices keep your heart rate up!

49. What did the rent and bills say to each other?

“Here’s to another month of draining wallets.”

50. Why did the groceries hit the gym?

To gain weight without inflating prices!

51. What did the paycheck say when it showed up?

“Better enjoy me while I last.”

52. Why are electric bills like bad friends?

They charge you even when you’re not close.

53. Why did dollars break up with cents?

Because one is clearly worth more than the other.

54. How do you impress someone during an inflation crisis?

By having any groceries in your fridge.

55. Why don’t people budget for fun anymore?

Because fun doesn’t come with a discount code!

56. What’s the hardest break-up of all?

Finding out gas is leaving your budget for vacation.

57. Why do electricity bills ghost us?

They show up unannounced after you think everything’s fine.

58. Why are paychecks now magicians?

Because they disappear as soon as they arrive!

59. Why did the lightbulb break while shopping?

It realized it wasn’t carrying enough wattage to afford anything.

60. Why don’t people clap during paydays?

They’re too busy calculating next month’s rent.

61. How does inflation send love letters?

Signed, sealed, delivered… it’s yours—and also super expensive.

62. Why don’t price tags ever smile?

Because they know they’re going to ruin someone’s day.

63. Why do people negotiate with thermostats?

Because temperature control is now a luxury movement.

64. How do you spell ‘happiness’?

Not with an ATM receipt, that’s for sure.

65. Why do stomachs growl during grocery checkout?

They sense they’re about to starve after the bill.

66. What’s the best way to commemorate today’s economy?

With a meme about your empty wallet.

67. Why did the apartment building take a vacation?

Because even rent needs a break from reality.

68. What kind of shoes do prices wear?

Inflation heels—they get taller every day.

69. Why don’t adults play Monopoly anymore?

Because we’ve already lost in real life!

70. How do apartments flirt?

By being unattainable and raising expectations.

71. Why did the grocery cart break up with the shopper?

It got tired of carrying emotional baggage!

72. Why is eating out like a wedding?

Because it always comes with unexpected expenses!

73. Why do reporters always interview rent?

Because it always has breaking news.

74. Why did the shopping basket escape?

Because it knew it couldn’t keep it all together.

75. What’s more unpredictable than the weather these days?

The price of bacon!

76. Why did the fridge call in sick?

Too many empty shelves—it couldn’t handle the pressure.

77. Why did the water bill throw a tantrum?

Because it felt drained from so much use!

78. What did the shopper say to the cashier?

“Is there a fee for emotional support?”

79. Why did meat prices get a therapist?

They’ve been having beef with everyone’s budget.

80. What’s the difference between groceries and Black Friday deals?

Black Friday deals actually go down in price.

81. Why is cooking at home the new vacation?

Because you can’t afford to eat out and travel at the same time.

82. What do rents and vacations have in common?

Both will make you cry by the end of the month.

83. Where do inflation rates party?

Where nobody else can afford to be!

84. Why is laundry a luxury now?

Because detergent prices make you wish you could wear your clothes longer.

85. How does a credit card break up with you?

“Sorry, insufficient funds for this relationship.”

86. What did gasoline say as it left your wallet?

“Thanks for the lift!”

87. Why did the ATM cry?

Someone withdrew all its emotions.

88. Why did the eggs refuse to move out?

They realized they couldn’t afford rent either.

89. What did bacon say at the grocery checkout?

“I cost more than your rent, good luck!”

90. Why do millennials obsess over plants?

Because they’re the only affordable dependents.

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We hope you had as much fun reading through these cost of living puns as we did writing them! Because when life gives you high rent and absurd grocery bills, sometimes laughing is the best medicine. After all, humor costs nothing—unlike pretty much everything else these days.

Now that your spirits are lifted, why not share this article with your friends and keep those laughs rolling? Don’t forget to bookmark us for more laughs to help cushion the blow of adulthood’s financial reality. Let’s ride this inflation wave together… with a smile!

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