125 Quarantine COVID Puns That Are Sickeningly Funny

Did you know that during quarantine, the internet saw a significant increase in the use of emojis like the face with tears of joy 😂 and the loudly crying face 😭? It seems humor was our saving grace during those uncertain times! Now, let’s relive those moments with a collection of hilarious COVID puns that are sure to bring a smile to your face. 

These jokes are a testament to our resilience and ability to find laughter even in the face of adversity. So, whether you’re reminiscing about toilet paper shortages or Zoom meetings gone wrong, get ready for a dose of comedic relief with these pandemic-themed puns!

1. Laughing Through Lockdown

During the COVID-19 pandemic, humor became a crucial coping mechanism for many. Here are some lighthearted COVID puns to help bring a smile to your face during these unprecedented times.

1. I miss precedented times.
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
3. If COVID keeps going, will 2021 become the year of the “new abnormal”?
4. Is it still a conversational faux pas to ask people how much they’re spending on hand sanitizer?
5. Can we uninstall 2020 and install a clean version without any viruses?
6. They laughed at my Karl Marx Pringles joke until I explained quarantine is all about the means of potato-shun.
7. Do they disinfect their phones every time they call someone sick?
8. I tried to start a social distancing club, but nobody showed up.
9. I really think we need to flatten the curve, so I ate all the sweets.
10. If masks are the new normal, can capes come next?
11. I told my suitcases there will be no traveling this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
12. Escape rooms suddenly got a lot less challenging.
13. Quarantine: because even introverts need a “social” circle.
14. Working from home sounds great until your dog becomes your coworker.
15. Let’s start a Zoom party! BYOB: Bring Your Own Bandwidth.
16. 2020 was the year my dog realized I’m not leaving home for work ever again.
17. The new normal might involve more track pants than we ever thought possible.
18. Flattening the curve sounds easier when it doesn’t involve exercise.
19. Is it social isolation or just my mother’s version of parenting?
20. Embracing the hand-wash lifestyle: because clean hands really are happy hands.

2. Pandemic Predicaments and WFH Woes

Working from home and dealing with pandemic-related challenges created many unique and humorous situations. Here are some COVID puns that capture the lighter side of these experiences.

21. Germaphobes: “See? We told you so.”
22. Stuck at home and my spirit animal is a couch potato.
23. Home-schooling is just enduring over six months of recess.
24. My quarantine hobby? Collecting and then ignoring notifications.
25. The best investment of 2020? Pajamas.
26. Whispering behind your mask in public just feels too spy-like.
27. Post-pandemic, my baking skills are now classified information.
28. I miss the days when “Corona” only meant a Mexican beer.
29. How many Zoom calls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
30. 2020: The year we all became germaphobes.
31. Facetime might beat actual face time in the future.
32. If they only measured 6 feet, I’m convinced my roommate would giggle.
33. Living one day at a time, because all my days are blending together.
34. Quarantine: the only time where a trip to the grocery store is considered risky.
35. In 2020, we trusted algorithms more than humans.
36. 2021 resolution: Stop touching my face.
37. I finally understand why pets try to run out every time the door opens.
38. Can we all admit now that staying in is far more fun than going out?
39. No excuse left for not organizing the sock drawer.
40. Quarantine Karma: everyone finally started cooking at home.

3. Social Distancing and Virtual Reality

Social distancing and virtual interactions became the norm, leading to many humorous observations and adjustments. Here are some COVID puns that highlight these changes.

41. Who knew one could tire of Netflix?
42. Social distancing? Some of us called it Friday night, even in 2019.
43. Public speaking in 2020: unmute on Zoom.
44. The year is 2021: feral animals take over the municipal buildings.
45. Even the calendar gave up on 2020 in July.
46. A world where working from bed isn’t procrastination? Count me in.
47. Hide and seek champion during quarantine: my sense of schedule.
48. “Am I having hot flashes, or is it just another Zoom call?”
49. 2020, my ex showed up more frequently than societal norms.
50. By the end of this, our Wi-Fi passwords need a change.
51. We now value “alone time” more than ever.
52. It took a pandemic to turn every extrovert into an introvert.
53. Who knew getting up for water would count as an exercise?
54. Suddenly, washing hands is the smart thing to do.
55. Shopping online like there’s no tomorrow.
56. 2020 pro-tip: never run out of coffee.
57. Distinguishing days of the week: a pandemic Superpower.
58. 2020 motto: more hand sanitizer, fewer hugs.
59. Everyone’s new hobby: baking banana bread.
60. No one could plan for how pants would become optional.

4. Quarantine Creativity and Home Life

Being stuck at home led to a surge in creativity and some hilarious moments. These puns capture the essence of quarantine life and the unexpected joys it brought.

61. Answering the door to delivery guy: full-volume paranoia.
62. If 2020 were a math problem: “If you’re on a train traveling at 2020, how far will your patience stretch?”
63. “I need space” – said no one ever again.
64. Tupperware: the unsung hero of quarantine.
65. Tried to be social – got Zoom fatigue instead.
66. Time loop? I thought we were living in March forever…
67. Taking care of yourself is now an act of global solidarity.
68. Suddenly, 2019 traffic doesn’t seem so bad.
69. Meetups in 2021: don’t forget to BYOM.
70. 2021 planners, the paradox of optimism.
71. More masked gatherings, fewer awkward close-talkers.
72. Trying to remember life pre-2020: “Did we hug that much?”
73. Bye FOMO, hello JOMO.
74. If 2020 were a meme: “This is fine.”
75. Virtual happy hours, a new kind of ‘cheers’.
76. When “meh” became the universal mood.
77. 2020 FAQs: should I wear a mask in that Zoom call too?
78. No more excuses for not learning a language.
79. A year dedicated to mastering the art of Trompe L’oeil.
80. My sleep schedule now mimics a toddler’s.

5. Post-Pandemic Perspectives

As we look forward to a post-pandemic world, these COVID puns reflect on the lasting changes and new perspectives we’ve gained along the way.

81. Friends reruns became the staple pandemic companion.
82. Every day was like National Nap Day in 2020.
83. Any grocery trip: planning for dear life.
84. “Meeting fatigue” replaced workout fatigue.
85. Unsolved mystery of the year: why everyone started baking sourdough.
86. Handshakes in 2021?…I don’t think so.
87. Do I own an iron? Prove it.
88. Imagine time capsules explaining Zoom and sourdough.
89. Auto-replenishing coffee should be a 2021 goal.
90. Agreed, binge-watching counts as a hobby.
91. Spent more time reading labels than reading books.
92. 2020: the year of the unflattering lighting.
93. Time march-20’d on…
94. Don’t forget to mute or follow the McDonald’s model.
95. “Join me” became a scary hyperlink.
96. 2020: When gyms shut, kettlebell sales soared.
97. Masked snacks became a problem.
98. Quarantine, for many, confirmed living without shelving could work.
99. “Netflix and chill?” No more – more like “Zoom and loom”.
100. Pandemic life hack: talking through your pet.
101. Virtual backgrounds got way more magical.
102. “Working remotely” became a dream job.
103. The best part of 2020 fashion? The casual wear.
104. Guessing people’s emotions behind masks became a new sport.
105. When the joke “we’ll leave this for 2021” becomes less funny.
106. “Stay safe” replaced “TTYL”.
107. 2020 phrase of the year: “You’re on mute.”
108. Listening to podcasts on productivity while doing nothing.
109. Trying out new kitchen recipes daily: is it lunch yet?
110. Pandemics make grammar police more significant when called “Gram-ma.”
111. A cashier: “Do you accept hugs as payment?”
112. WFH model: working first, hobbies later.
113. Way more time planning the return hike to the refrigerator.
114. Days of the week: less distinct, more pajamas.
115. When Wi-Fi and frozen pizza ruled the world.
116. Every sneeze: a moment of personal crisis.
117. The end of big noses pressing elevator buttons.
118. Our homes: transforming into multifunctional marvels.
119. Binge-watching TV series: became a legitimate sport.
120. The phrase, “Give me some space,” took a humorous twist.
121. “I ran out of soap” was a serious declaration.
122. Full schedules: somewhat optional.
123. The unique skill of veering away, carefully.
124. Quarantine: where even introverts get cabin fever.
125. When 2020 felt like a never-ending April Fool’s joke.

Spread the COVID Puns

We’ve all had a uniquely challenging time dealing with quarantine and the COVID era, making humor a vital part of our emotional toolkit. Got a chuckle or giggle out of these puns? Help spread the smiles by sharing these COVID puns with friends and family. Don’t forget to bookmark JokeandPun.com for instant access to wit and laughter whenever you need a pick-me-up!