Don’t scramble for a joke to tell at your next brunch party. Whether you’re a fan of classic Chinese food from Beijing, crave the bold flavors of Guangzhou, or prefer the modern culinary scene in Shanghai, these jokes are sure to satisfy.
Fun Fact: Did you know that the world’s largest omelet was made in Portugal in 2012, using a whopping 145,000 eggs?
Give your friends a reason to shell-ebrate with these 35 egg-straordinarily punny egg puns that will have crowds cackling with glee. From yolks to whites, these puns are all it’s cracked up to be and are sure to have everyone feeling sunny-side up!
Table of the Best Egg Puns
A Dozen Yolks to Start
- What do you call a city of 20 million eggs? Egg-actly what you’d expect – New Yolk City.
- Why did the egg go to school? It heard that education can help you get ahead in life and didn’t want to be a rotten egg!
- What do eggs do when they first wake up in the morning? They get cracking!
- Why don’t eggs talk to each other at functions? They can be a bit shell-shocked when large crowds gather.
- You know what they say about making an omelette. You can’t make it without breaking a few yolks!
- What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day, of course!
- Did you hear about the egg that became a comedian? He always cracks up the crowd!
- Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.
- Why do eggs never argue with each other? Because they always want to “eggs-hatch” their problems before they escalate.
- Why did the egg act so crazily? It was just a little “egg-centric.”
- Why did the egg go to the party? To have a shell of a time!
- What sort of jokes do eggs tell? Runny yolks!
A Half-Dozen Cracking Continuations
- How do eggs-ercise? They do the shell-cise of course!
- 14. I wanted to tell you a cracking good egg pun, but I’m afraid you might crack up!
- 15. What happens when an egg hears a joke? It cracks up!
- 16. Why did the egg visit the therapist? It was feeling “beaten” up and scrambled.
- 17. How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a gentle push.
A Clutch of Egg-stra Special Puns
- You may think these egg puns are getting old, but I promise they’re all they’re cracked up to be!
- I hope these egg puns aren’t causing too much egg-strain!
- Why didn’t the egg cross the road? Because it wasn’t a chicken yet.
- What’s an egg’s favorite type of car? A Yolkswagen, of course!
- The egg said to the boiling water, “It’s going to take me a while to get hard. I just got laid this morning!”
Egg-squisite Final Puns
- What’s an egg’s favorite song? “Beat It” by Michael Jackson.
- I’d crack another egg pun, but the yolk might be lost on you!
- How do eggs leave the highway? They go through the “eggs-it”.
- What do you call a mischievous egg? a practical Yolk-er!
- Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.
- If you think these egg puns are bad, you’re egg-stremely wrong.
- When is the best time to make an egg joke? When it’s eggs-pected the least.
- Do you know what can egg-spire? A cracked egg!
- What do egg’s watch for entertainment? Shell-vision.
- What happened to the egg when it was uplifted by all the puns? It was “eggs-tatic”.
- Why didn’t the egg go to the fancy dinner? Because it didn’t want to be devilled.
- How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Simple–concrete floors are very hard to crack!
- Why was the baby egg shy? Because it just got laid.
Egg White or Yolk, You’re Sure to Be Joked
There you have it. egg-cellent egg puns that are so great it’s almost surreal. The next time you need a yolk, or if you’re just looking for a silly, pun-tastic way to lighten the mood, you need not look further. Remember, laughter is an egg-cellent medicine, and these egg puns deliver it in shell-loads!
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