Did you know that “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen is the most-streamed song of the 20th century? Get ready to rock and roll with laughter because we’ve got the best song lyrics puns that are just as iconic (and maybe even more entertaining).
These puns are sure to make you groove with glee as they riff on your favorite tunes and artists. So, turn up the volume on your funny bone and let’s hit play on this symphony of silliness!
Table of the Best Funny Song Lyrics Puns
Hits with a twist: Hilarious song lyrics puns
Get ready to giggle with this extensive list of song lyric puns. We’ve taken famous lines and given them a humorous twist that will have you laughing all day long.
- “Don’t go bacon my heart!” – Elton John & Kiki Dee
- “I want to hold your ham!” – The Beatles
- “Hit me baby one more thyme!” – Britney Spears
- “I will always glove you.” – Whitney Houston
- “I’m a Belieber in love.” – Justin Bieber
- “We found guac in a hopeless place.” – Rihanna
- “Just beet it!” – Michael Jackson
- “Rolling in the deep fryer.” – Adele
- “I’m bringing sushi back.” – Justin Timberlake
- “Every breath you cake.” – The Police
Kitchen karaoke: Foodie fun with songs
From the kitchen to the concert, these puns are cooking up some serious laughter.
- “Sweet dreams are made of cheese.” – Eurythmics
- “You’re the one that I guac.” – Grease
- “Dancing quinoa.” – ABBA
- “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.” – Drake
- “Can’t stop the peeling.” – Justin Timberlake
- “Pour some sugar on meat.” – Def Leppard
- “I kissed a grill and I liked it.” – Katy Perry
- “Take a pizza my heart.” – Janis Joplin
- “Don’t stop beet-lieving.” – Journey
- “I dough anything for love.” – Meat Loaf
Classic chuckles: Timeless songs with a funny twist
These classic hits have been given a modern twist to tickle your funny bone.
- “Hotel Cauliflower.” – Eagles
- “Like a rolling scone.” – Bob Dylan
- “Bohemian Raspberry.” – Queen
- “Sultans of String Cheese.” – Dire Straits
- “Comfortably Plum.” – Pink Floyd
- “Great balls of fryer.” – Jerry Lee Lewis
- “Wish you were beer.” – Pink Floyd
- “Bridge over troubled butter.” – Simon & Garfunkel
- “Free fallin’ and frying.” – Tom Petty
- “Another one bites the crust.” – Queen
Rock and rolls: Giggles with a guitar riff
Even rock anthems aren’t immune to a bit of punning fun.
- “Smoke on the waffle.” – Deep Purple
- “Stairway to melon.” – Led Zeppelin
- “Pour some gravy on me.” – Def Leppard
- “Whole lotta love handles.” – Led Zeppelin
- “Born to be mild.” – Steppenwolf
- “Let it beef.” – The Beatles
- “Livin’ on a pear.” – Bon Jovi
- “Here I go again on my scone.” – Whitesnake
- “Sweet child of mine-d pie.” – Guns N’ Roses
- “Jailhouse crock-pot.” – Elvis Presley
Pop perfection: Hits that will make you pop with laughter
Pop hits get a humorous makeover with these clever puns.
- “Call me maple.” – Carly Rae Jepsen
- “Can’t feel my face with food.” – The Weeknd
- “Shake it off and bake it.” – Taylor Swift
- “Bad and bouillabaisse.” – Migos
- “All about that baste.” – Meghan Trainor
- “Oops!… I did it again, I ate the pie.” – Britney Spears
- “Bye Bye Fry.” – *NSYNC
- “What makes you beautiful? Bacon.” – One Direction
- “Toxic waste.” – Britney Spears
- “Cake by the ocean.” – DNCE
Country comforts: Twangy tunes with a side of humor
Country music’s best hits, now with a side of humor.
- “Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I’m begging of you, please don’t eat my ham.” – Dolly Parton
- “Take me home, country roads, to the place where I can bake.” – John Denver
- “Friends in low pastries.” – Garth Brooks
- “Chicken fried.” – Zac Brown Band
- “I’ve got friends in dough places.” – Garth Brooks
- “Your gravy is my only weakness.” – Blake Shelton
- “Save a horse, ride a baker.” – Big & Rich
- “Whiskey in the jar-o.” – Traditional
- “Stand by your ham.” – Tammy Wynette
- “I like it, I love it, I want some more of bacon.” – Tim McGraw
Hip-hop hilarity: Rhymes and laughs
Hip-hop tracks meet culinary humor in these puns.
- “Drop it like it’s hotcake.” – Snoop Dogg
- “Mo money, mo food.” – The Notorious B.I.G.
- “Can’t touch this (pizza).” – MC Hammer
- “Ice ice gravy.” – Vanilla Ice
- “Straight outta condiments.” – N.W.A.
- “Hit me with your best pot.” – Salt-N-Pepa
- “Grillz in my mouth.” – Nelly
- “99 problems but a dish ain’t one.” – Jay-Z
- “Forgot about tray.” – Dr. Dre
- “Flavor in ya ear.” – Craig Mack
Indie innovation: Hipster hits with humor
Indie music gets a whimsical makeover with these puns.
- “Float on and scone.” – Modest Mouse
- “Little lion ham.” – Mumford & Sons
- “Take me out to brunch.” – Franz Ferdinand
- “Kids in the gravy.” – MGMT
- “Oxford clam.” – Vampire Weekend
- “Electric feel (hungry).” – MGMT
- “The ripest fruit.” – The Shins
- “First day of my fried.” – Bright Eyes
- “Wake up and smell the waffles.” – Arcade Fire
- “Holes in the bread.” – The Shins
Jazzed up jokes: Smooth puns for jazzy tunes
Jazz and blues tunes get a funny new twist with these puns.
- “Fly me to the spoon.” – Frank Sinatra
- “What a wonderful spread.” – Louis Armstrong
- “Autumn leaves and maple syrup.” – Nat King Cole
- “Take five and fries.” – Dave Brubeck
- “Blueberry hill.” – Fats Domino
- “Summertime and the eating is easy.” – Ella Fitzgerald
- “All of me (wants a donut).” – Billie Holiday
- “Feeling good and full.” – Nina Simone
- “Cantaloupe island.” – Herbie Hancock
- “In the mood for food.” – Glenn Miller
Festive fun: Holiday hits with a side of humor
Holiday classics get a comedic twist for laughs all year round.
- “Deck the halls with boughs of broccoli.” – Traditional
- “All I want for Christmas is food.” – Mariah Carey
- “Frosty the slow man.” – Traditional
- “Jingle bells, bacon smells.” – Traditional
- “Last Christmas, I gave you my tart.” – Wham!
- “Rockin’ around the Brussels sprouts.” – Brenda Lee
- “Do they know it’s dinner time?” – Band Aid
- “Silent fry.” – Traditional
- “Baby, it’s cold cuts outside.” – Frank Loesser
- “I saw Mommy kissing her cook.” – Jimmy Boyd
Dance floor delight: Beats that bring the laughter
Get ready to laugh and dance with these puns inspired by dance hits.
- “Can’t stop the meat-ing.” – Justin Timberlake
- “Dancing with my fries.” – Sam Smith
- “Uptown funk you up (with food).” – Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
- “Shake your groove (French) fries.” – Peaches & Herb
- “Lean on me, with your meal.” – Bill Withers
- “Happy meal.” – Pharrell Williams
- “Stayin’ alive with cheese.” – Bee Gees
- “You should be dancing with bacon.” – Bee Gees
- “Let’s hear it for the soy.” – Deniece Williams
- “Shut up and dine.” – Walk the Moon
Folk and acoustic fun: Puns for the strummers
Strum your way to laughter with these puns inspired by folk and acoustic songs.
- “Blowin’ in the rind.” – Bob Dylan
- “The sound of silage.” – Simon & Garfunkel
- “Here comes the bun.” – The Beatles
- “Country roads, take me to the bake sale.” – John Denver
- “The times they are a-cooking.” – Bob Dylan
- “Hey there, Delicatessen.” – Plain White T’s
- “Wonderwall-nut.” – Oasis
- “Brown-eyed peas.” – Van Morrison
- “Landslide of mashed potatoes.” – Fleetwood Mac
- “Free fallin’ (into a pie).” – Tom Petty
R&B and soul: Groovy puns to make you laugh
Soulful songs get a humorous twist with these clever puns.
- “Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from food.” – Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
- “Signed, sealed, delivered (food).” – Stevie Wonder
- “Superstition (about leftovers).” – Stevie Wonder
- “I heard it through the grapevine jelly.” – Marvin Gaye
- “Let’s stay together (and eat).” – Al Green
- “Respect the recipe.” – Aretha Franklin
- “What’s going on (with this casserole)?” – Marvin Gaye
- “A change is gonna come (to my diet).” – Sam Cooke
- “Sitting on the dock of the bread.” – Otis Redding
- “Soul food man.” – Sam & Dave
Disco delights: Puns to get your groove on
Disco tracks meet culinary humor in these punny creations.
- “Stayin’ alive with pie.” – Bee Gees
- “Disco inferno (of flavors).” – The Trammps
- “Boogie wonder lamb.” – Earth, Wind & Fire
- “Funky town (with lots of food).” – Lipps Inc.
- “Blame it on the boogie (board).” – The Jacksons
- “Le Freak (French fry).” – Chic
- “Ring my bell pepper.” – Anita Ward
- “Get down tonight (with some grub).” – KC and the Sunshine Band
- “I will survive (this diet).” – Gloria Gaynor
- “You make me feel mighty real (full).” – Sylvester
Reggae rhythms: Island vibes with a side of humor
Reggae tunes get a humorous twist with these island-inspired funny song lyrics puns.
- “No woman, no fries.” – Bob Marley
- “Three little birds (fried).” – Bob Marley
- “Jammin’ with toast.” – Bob Marley
- “Buffalo soldier in the heart of a taco.” – Bob Marley
- “Red, red wine and cheese.” – UB40
- “Could you be loafed?” – Bob Marley
- “I shot the sheriff with my salad shooter.” – Bob Marley
- “Stir it up (the soup).” – Bob Marley
- “One love (for food).” – Bob Marley
- “Every little thing is gonna be all right (with snacks).” – Bob Marley
- “Show me the meaning of being horny.” – Backstreet Boys
Funny Song Lyrics Puns Parody
1. “I Will Always Eat You”
(Parody of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston)
And I will always eat you,
No cake can take your place, it’s true,
When the fridge is empty, I’ll still find room,
For more chocolate, and all the food!
2. “Oops, I Ate It Again”
(Parody of “Oops!… I Did It Again” by Britney Spears)
Oops, I ate it again,
I stuffed my own face, forgot about friends,
Oh baby, baby, oops, I thought it was light,
But it was pizza tonight!
3. “Don’t Stop Believin’, Just Keep Eatin’”
(Parody of “Don’t Stop Believin'” by Journey)
Don’t stop eatin’,
Hold on to that ice cream feelin’,
Streetlights, people,
Passing by as I finish my meal.
4. “Ice Cream Baby”
(Parody of “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice)
Ice cream baby,
Too cold, too cold,
Let’s hit the freezer,
For a double scoop hold!
5. “Livin’ on a Fryer”
(Parody of “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi)
Whoa, we’re halfway there,
Whoa-oh, livin’ on a fryer,
Take a bite, it’ll be fair,
Whoa-oh, fry it in the air.
6. “All About That Cake”
(Parody of “All About That Bass” by Meghan Trainor)
Because you know I’m all about that cake, ’bout that cake, no veggies,
I’m all about that cake, ’bout that cake, no lettuce!
7. “Total Eclipse of My Diet”
(Parody of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler)
And I need snacks now, tonight,
And I need them more than ever,
And if you only bring me chips,
I’ll love you forever!
8. “Taco Like a Prayer”
(Parody of “Like a Prayer” by Madonna)
When you taco like a prayer,
Tacos take you there,
It’s like heaven in my hand,
With a shell that’s never bland.
9. “Smells Like Team Dinner”
(Parody of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana)
Here we are now, eatin’ fajitas,
Pass the salsa, don’t forget tortillas,
Add guacamole, jalapeño genius,
We’re so hungry, can’t stop the feast-us!
10. “Rolling in the Dip”
(Parody of “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele)
We could have had it all,
Rolling in the dip,
Your nachos had my heart,
And I’m never gonna quit!
11. “Cake Me Maybe”
(Parody of “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen)
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s some frosting,
So cake me, maybe?
12. “Shape of Food”
(Parody of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran)
I’m in love with the shape of food,
Pizza pie and the fries too,
Every bite like a déjà vu,
I’m in love with the food!
13. “Sorry Not Sorry (for Eating)”
(Parody of “Sorry Not Sorry” by Demi Lovato)
Baby, I’m sorry (I’m not sorry),
That I ate all your cookies,
Feeling so good like a sugar rush,
Serving you none, not sorry!
14. “My Heart Will Go On (And Eat)”
(Parody of “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion)
Near, far, wherever food is,
I believe my heart will go on (and eat).
Once more, open that fridge door,
And you’ll find my snacks, for sure.
15. “Hit Me Baby One S’more Time”
(Parody of “…Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears)
Hit me baby, one s’more time,
S’mores are my weakness, can’t decline!
Fire’s burning, marshmallows in line,
Oh baby, baby, gimme that s’more divine!
16. “Cake by the Dashboard Light”
(Parody of “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meat Loaf)
I’ll eat that cake by the dashboard light,
Cake frosting glowing in the starry night,
Sugar-rush heaven, love at first bite!
17. “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart”
(Parody of “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” by Elton John & Kiki Dee)
Don’t go bacon my heart,
I couldn’t if I fried,
Oh honey, if I break it apart,
I’m sure I’ll cry on the inside.
18. “Another One Eats the Crust”
(Parody of “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen)
Another one eats the crust,
And another one down, and another one down,
Another one eats the crust!
19. “Eat It”
(Parody of “Beat It” by Michael Jackson, originally by “Weird Al” Yankovic)
Just eat it, eat it,
No one wants to be defeated,
Have some pizza, have some cake,
It’s all for your tummy’s sake!
20. “I Want It That Weigh”
(Parody of “I Want It That Way” by Backstreet Boys)
Tell me why, my pizza’s always on delay,
Tell me why, my diet never stays,
Tell me why, I want it that weigh, pizza every day!
21. “Man, I Feel Like a Cookie”
(Parody of “Man! I Feel Like a Woman” by Shania Twain)
Man, I feel like a cookie,
Let’s break it, let’s bake it,
Oh-oh-oh, get a little crunchy!
22. “Mac and Cheese in the USA”
(Parody of “Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus)
Got my hands in the bowl, it’s mac and cheese,
Grab a spoon and dig in, feeling like a breeze,
It’s a mac and cheese in the USA!
23. “Bohemian Rhapsody (Ravioli Edition)”
(Parody of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen)
Mama, just ate a man,
Put a fork against his head,
Opened ravioli instead.
24. “I Wanna Taco ‘Bout It”
(Parody of “I Want to Break Free” by Queen)
I wanna taco ’bout it,
I wanna eat free,
But this taco just won’t, come with extra cheese!
25. “Spice Girls’ Recipe”
(Parody of “Wannabe” by Spice Girls)
If you wanna eat my sandwich,
You gotta give me fries,
Tacos, nachos, burritos too,
Serve it up with extra sides!
26. “Sweet Chili O’ Mine”
(Parody of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses)
Sweet chili o’ mine,
I need you all the time,
Your spice is divine,
In a bowl that’s mine!
27. “Nacho Libre”
(Parody of “Viva La Vida” by Coldplay)
I used to rule the bites,
Nachos in hand, cheesy delights,
Now I’m left with crumbs,
Where did all my nachos go, oh no!
28. “Can’t Stop Eatin’ You”
(Parody of “Can’t Stop Lovin’ You” by Phil Collins)
I can’t stop eatin’ you,
No matter what I do,
Food’s too good to let go,
And I just want more and more.
29. “Pour Some Syrup on Me”
(Parody of “Pour Some Sugar on Me” by Def Leppard)
Pour some syrup on me,
In the name of love,
Pour some syrup on me,
It’s breakfast above!
30. “Gluten-Free Fallin’”
(Parody of “Free Fallin’” by Tom Petty)
Yeah, I’m gluten-free fallin’,
No bread or cake, I’m stallin’,
But oh, I miss that gluten,
And my carbs are all callin’.
31. “Frostbite”
(Parody of “Firework” by Katy Perry)
Baby, you’re a frosting bite,
So sweet and cool, in every slice,
Come on, top my cake tonight,
Make ’em go “yum, yum” with every bite!
32. “When Doves Fries”
(Parody of “When Doves Cry” by Prince)
Maybe I’m just too hungry,
Maybe you’re full of grease,
Maybe I just need some fries,
Baby, that’s why I weep.
33. “All Star-Craving”
(Parody of “All Star” by Smash Mouth)
Hey now, you’re a craving,
Get some snacks now, grab the tray,
Hey now, hunger’s fading,
Grab those fries, or just go away!
34. “(Don’t Fear) The Deep Fryer”
(Parody of “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” by Blue Öyster Cult)
Come on, don’t fear the deep fryer,
It’s crispy, tasty, so flyer,
We’ll be fryin’ forever!
35. “Take On Meat”
(Parody of “Take On Me” by A-ha)
Take on meat,
Take on all the steak you see,
I’ll be grillin’,
In a day or two!
36. “Hungry Eyes”
(Parody of “Hungry Eyes” by Eric Carmen)
Hungry eyes,
One look at that pie, and I fantasize,
I’ve got hungry eyes,
Now I’ve got you in my sights.
37. “Like a Sandwich”
(Parody of “Like a Virgin” by Madonna)
Like a sandwich,
Served for the very first time,
Like a sandwich,
All stacked and oh-so-fine!
38. “Sweet Potato O’ Mine”
(Parody of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses)
Sweet potato o’ mine,
Your orange color’s just so divine,
I could eat you all the time,
Oh sweet potato o’ mine!
39. “Every Bite You Take”
(Parody of “Every Breath You Take” by The Police)
Every bite you take,
Every slice you bake,
Every meal you make,
I’ll be watching you!
40. “Pizza Shaped Heart”
(Parody of “Jar of Hearts” by Christina Perri)
Who do you think you are,
Running ’round with your pizza-shaped heart?
Taking bites from pies apart,
You’ll leave me hungry!
41. “I’m Yours (To Eat)”
(Parody of “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz)
Well, you done cooked me and you bet I felt it,
I tried to be healthy, but it’s too delicious,
I’m yours… to eat!
42. “Rolling in the Sweet”
(Parody of “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele)
We could have had it all,
Rolling in the sweet,
You had my heart and sauce in your hands,
But you overbaked it!
43. “Sundae Bloody Sundae”
(Parody of “Sunday Bloody Sunday” by U2)
Sundae, bloody sundae,
How I wish it could stay,
Whipped cream and cherries all day,
Sundae, bloody sundae!
44. “Take a Chance on Meat”
(Parody of “Take a Chance on Me” by ABBA)
Take a chance on meat,
If you need some protein, I’ll be here to eat,
Take a chance on meat,
I’ll be waiting!
45. “Eggcellent Adventure”
(Parody of “Electric Avenue” by Eddy Grant)
We’re gonna crack down to,
Eggcellent adventure,
And then we’ll fry it higher,
Oh, oh, I love this fryer!
46. “We Built This City (on Bacon Rolls)”
(Parody of “We Built This City” by Starship)
We built this city,
We built this city on bacon rolls,
Built this city, on bacon rolls and dough!
47. “I’m in Love with the Shape of Food”
(Parody of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran)
I’m in love with the shape of food,
Tacos and pies, it’s all so good,
Every meal, like déjà vu,
I’m in love with the food!
48. “Piece of Cake”
(Parody of “Piece of Me” by Britney Spears)
I’m Miss “Piece of Cake,”
Gonna eat me all day,
They wanna feast on this,
That’s why I always say!
49. “Cereal Killer”
(Parody of “Thriller” by Michael Jackson)
‘Cause this is cereal, cereal night,
Pour that milk and fill it right,
It’s the breakfast killer, killer delight,
Eating cereal day or night!
50. “My Bologna”
(Parody of “My Sharona” by The Knack)
M-m-m-my bologna,
Can’t you see, you’re the meat for me,
Oh, I love the way you roll,
M-m-m-my bologna!
Encore of Laughter: Song Lyrics Puns to Keep You Humming
Ready for an encore? With these funny song lyrics puns, you’ll be humming with laughter for days to come. Share these musical jokes with friends and family, and keep the party going.
Whether you’re a die-hard music fan or just love a good pun, this collection is sure to hit all the right notes. So, turn up the fun and let the laughter play on!
