LGBTQ+ Puns: 20 Hilarious Jokes to Celebrate Pride & Laughter

Did you know a butterfly can taste with its feet? Well, get ready to tickle your funny bone with these LGBTQ+ puns that are sure to have you in stitches (and maybe feeling a little punny yourself)! 

From celebrating love in all its forms to gender-bending wordplay, we’ve got puns for every letter of the LGBTQA+ spectrum. So, buckle up, buttercup (or maybe sunflower), and let the puns begin!

LGBTQ+ Jokes

1. Why did the lesbian couple get kicked out of the bakery? They couldn’t decide on just one whisk-y to share.
2. What do you call a non-binary pirate captain? Cap they/them!
3. A friend comes out to you as asexual. You reply, “That’s so a-romantic of you!” They smirk and say, “Actually, I’m more of a garlic bread kind of person.”
4. A group of friends is debating their Halloween costumes. One says, “I’m going as a vampire!” Another says, “I’m a werewolf!” The pansexual friend shrugs and says, “Eh, I’ll just be batty about both of you.”
5. A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. As she’s sitting there, a man walks in and sits next to her. He leans over and whispers, “So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how straight are you?” The woman calmly replies, “Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying are you?” (This joke works for lesbians, bisexual women, or anyone who wants to shut down a nosy stranger)
6. A group of friends is playing board games. One friend rolls the dice and exclaims, “Yes! I landed on Rainbow Road!” Another friend, who is trans, winks and says, “More like I’m already living on it!”
7. A flamboyant gay man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
8. What do you call a flamboyant drag queen who gardens? A flower power!
9. A young kid asks their parent, “Why are there two moms dropping me off at school today?” The parent smiles and says, “Because love comes in all shapes and sizes, honey!” The kid ponders for a moment and replies, “Cool! Can I get a pet dinosaur next?”
10. A couple is arguing about what movie to watch. The wife says, “Let’s watch a rom-com.” The husband says, “Ugh, too predictable.” The wife counters, “Fine, then how about a superhero movie?” The husband smiles, “Now you’re talking! Especially if Wonder Woman is in it.”
11. Why did the history teacher get detention? Because they kept using the phrase “the conquering gays.”
12. A group of friends is discussing their dream vacations. One says, “I want to go to Paris!” Another says, “The Maldives sound amazing!” The polyamorous friend shrugs and says, “Honestly, anywhere with good wifi and multiple beds.”
13. What do you call a drag queen who’s bad at applying makeup? A foundation-ally challenged.
14. A friend asks, “Hey, what’s your preferred pronoun?” You reply, “They/them, but honestly, puns are always welcome.”
15. A group of friends is at a pride parade. One friend yells, “Love is love!” Another friend adds, “And sometimes, it’s also pizza!”
16. A non-binary friend is looking for a new haircut. They tell the stylist, “Just surprise me, but nothing too binary.”
17. Why did the bisexual artist get so famous? Because they were known for their bi-coastal style.
18. A flamboyant couple walks into a pet store. The owner greets them and asks, “Can I help you find anything?” The husband replies, “Yes, we’re looking for a parrot that can say fabulous.” The owner ponders for a moment and says, “Well, all of our parrots can talk, but I can’t guarantee they’ll have good taste.”
19. What did the drag queen say to the gloomy cloud? “Don’t rain on my parade!”
20. A friend comes out to you as transgender. You give them a big hug and say, “I’m so proud of you for being you-nique!”

Rainbow of Puns

1. Why did the rainbow go to therapy? It had too many arcs to deal with.
2. Love is love, no matter how you pun it.
3. What’s a rainbow’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal.
4. I’m so proud, my rainbow flag is practically waving itself!
5. Why don’t LGBTQ+ people get lost? They always follow their hearts.
6. LGBTQ+ folks are like rainbows—vibrant, diverse, and magical.
7. Why did the rainbow start a band? It had the best spectrum of talent.
8. What do you call a fashionable LGBTQ+ person? A trend-bow setter.
9. When does a rainbow flag wave? Whenever it’s the pride of the day.
10. What’s a rainbow’s favorite drink? Fruit punch.

Proud and Punny

11. Why was the LGBTQ+ joke always confident? Because it had pride.
12. What’s an LGBTQ+ ghost’s favorite holiday? Haunt-er Pride.
13. Be yourself, because no one else has your pun-tential.
14. Why did the LGBTQ+ person carry a map? To find their way to Pride rock.
15. The LGBTQ+ parade was a-mazing!
16. You’re the gayest and greatest.
17. Why was the rainbow flag always invited to parties? Because it knows how to lighten up the room.
18. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-pus.
19. How do LGBTQ+ people like their coffee? With a whole latte love.
20. When an LGBTQ+ person tells a joke, it’s always a pride and joy.

Fabulous and Fun

21. What’s a drag queen’s favorite element? Sassy-um.
22. Why did the LGBTQ+ person start a bakery? They needed more queers in their cake.
23. Being fabulous is a full-time job.
24. What’s an LGBTQ+ artist’s favorite brush? A gender-bender.
25. How do you keep an LGBTQ+ person happy? Just give them their daily dose of pride.
26. Why did the LGBTQ+ person go to space? To find their true star power.
27. When you mix LGBTQ+ with humor, you get a pun-derful parade.
28. What’s an LGBTQ+ scientist’s favorite subject? Chem-istry.
29. Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, be a unicorn.
30. Why did the LGBTQ+ community love gardening? They’re all about roots and blooms.

Love and Laughter

31. Why did the LGBTQ+ person start a choir? To find the perfect harmony.
32. I’m not just out, I’m out-standing!
33. What’s an LGBTQ+ fish’s favorite instrument? The rainbow trout-pet.
34. Why was the LGBTQ+ movie so emotional? Because it had all the feels.
35. How do LGBTQ+ people throw a party? With a lot of pride and joy.
36. Why did the LGBTQ+ person start a dance studio? To spread the love one step at a time.
37. I don’t just sparkle, I rainbow!
38. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a chef? To add more spice to life.
39. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite type of exercise? Pride walks.
40. Life is better when you’re laughing and loving who you are.

Inclusive and Inviting

41. Why was the LGBTQ+ flag always cheerful? Because it’s full of pride.
42. What do you call a bi person who can’t sit still? A multi-tasker.
43. How do LGBTQ+ people like their weather? With a chance of rainbows.
44. Why did the LGBTQ+ person write a book? To share their pride story.
45. Love wins, one pun at a time.
46. Why was the LGBTQ+ parade always packed? Because everyone wants to be a part of the pride.
47. What’s a gay horse’s favorite sport? Dressage.
48. When you embrace who you are, you become pun-stoppable.
49. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a DJ? To spin their way into everyone’s hearts.
50. Life is a journey, and pride is the compass.

Glitter and Glamour

51. Why did the LGBTQ+ person join the circus? To be the ring-leader of pride.
52. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite candy? Skittles—taste the rainbow.
53. Being yourself is the best accessory you can wear.
54. What do you call an LGBTQ+ vampire? A pride-biter.
55. Love is like glitter—it never fades away.
56. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a teacher? To spread pride knowledge.
57. Sparkle like you mean it, because you’re worth it.
58. What’s an LGBTQ+ robot’s favorite dance? The pride-bot shuffle.
59. Life’s a party, and I’m the pride confetti.
60. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite type of music? Glam rock.

Embrace and Empower

61. Why did the LGBTQ+ person start a podcast? To amplify their pride voice.
62. Pride isn’t just a month; it’s a lifestyle.
63. What’s an LGBTQ+ chef’s specialty? Rainbow cupcakes.
64. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become an architect? To build bridges of love.
65. Being yourself is the most empowering thing you can do.
66. What’s an LGBTQ+ dog’s favorite trick? Pride and seek.
67. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a poet? To rhyme with pride.
68. Shine bright like a rainbow, because you are unique.
69. What’s an LGBTQ+ cat’s favorite game? Hide and pride.
70. Empowerment begins with self-love and acceptance.

Colorful and Creative

71. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become an artist? To paint their pride.
72. What’s an LGBTQ+ musician’s favorite scale? The pride major.
73. Creativity flows when you embrace your true colors.
74. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a magician? To add a little pride magic.
75. Being colorful is always in style.
76. What’s an LGBTQ+ bird’s favorite song? “Over the Rainbow.”
77. Creativity is the key to expressing pride.
78. Why did the LGBTQ+ person start a fashion line? To design with pride.
79. Colors are the smiles of nature, and pride is the smile of love.
80. What’s an LGBTQ+ bee’s favorite flower? The pride blossom.

Joyful and Jubilant

81. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a comedian? To spread joy and pride.
82. Laughter and love make the world go round.
83. What’s an LGBTQ+ dancer’s favorite move? The pride twirl.
84. Why did the LGBTQ+ person start a band? To make some pride noise.
85. Joy is contagious, and pride is the source.
86. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite festival? Pride parade.
87. Spread joy, spread love, spread pride.
88. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a photographer? To capture pride moments.
89. Joy is found in being true to yourself.
90. What’s an LGBTQ+ lion’s favorite activity? Pride walks.

Inspiring and Invigorating

91. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a coach? To inspire pride in others.
92. Inspiration is the spark of pride.
93. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite sport? Pride running.
94. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a writer? To tell pride stories.
95. Pride is the fuel of inspiration.
96. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite workout? Pride yoga.
97. Inspiration leads to empowerment and pride.
98. Why did the LGBTQ+ person start a business? To lead with pride.
99. Pride is the heart of every inspiration.
100. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite hobby? Pride crafting.

Unified and Uplifting

101. Why did the LGBTQ+ person join a choir? To sing with pride.
102. Unity is the strength of pride.
103. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite game? Pride charades.
104. Why did the LGBTQ+ person start a club? To unite with pride.
105. Uplift others, and you uplift pride.
106. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite dance? The pride shuffle.
107. Unity and love go hand in hand.
108. Why did the LGBTQ+ person become a mentor? To guide with pride.
109. Uplifting others brings joy to the heart.
110. What’s an LGBTQ+ person’s favorite celebration? Pride festival.

Spreading Pride & Side-Splits: The LGBTQ+ Pun Extravaganza

We hope these puns brought a smile to your face and a little extra pride to your stride! Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and these LGBTQ+ puns are a guaranteed dose of joy. So, share them with your friends, family, and fellow LGBTQ+ community, and let’s spread love and laughter together.