Who you gonna call when your humor’s gone dry? Ghostbusters! Perfect for Halloween or any day you need a good laugh, these ‘ecto-plasmic’ Ghostbusters puns will take you on a ghoul-vanishing, hilarity-inducing ride. This collection has been conjured up from every dark, chucklesome corner of the Ghostbusters universe.
Table of the Bests Ghostbusters Puns
1. What do you get when you mix a Ghostbuster and a supermarket?
A polter-aisle investigator!
2. Why did the Ghostbuster go to the gym?
To exorcise!
3. How do Ghostbusters freshen their breath?
With spirit-mints.
4. What’s a Ghostbuster’s favorite type of dog?
A terrier-geist!
5. Why did the fashion-conscious ghost have trouble fitting in?
He was too transparent!
6. How do you make a Ghostbuster cry?
Boohoo!
7. Why don’t ghosts eat fast food?
Because it’s bad for their ‘boo-blood’ pressure! Ghostbusters, on the other hand, munch them in a phantom-ine!
8. How do ghosts beat the summer heat?
They chill their ‘boones’ ice-cold!
9. What’s a Ghostbuster’s favorite topping?
Whipped scream!
10. Why did the ghost get into patrol work?
He wanted to work in corpse-porate security!
11. Why did the ghost react so poorly to bad news?
It didn’t have a ‘guts’ for it!
12. What do you call a pretty Ghostbuster?
‘Fang-tastic’!
13. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
14. Why don’t ghosts have many kids?
Because they have hollow-weenies!
15. Why do Ghostbusters hate social media drama?
Too many troll-tergeists!
16. What do ghosts call their best mates?
Their ‘boo-dies’!
17. Why do ghosts make excellent critics?
They’re experts at boo-ing!
18. Why did the ghost keep partying?
She wanted a boo-ster shot of fun!
19. What did the ghost say on Valentine’s Day?
You have captured my ‘spirit’!
20. Why did the ghost refuse a promotion?
He didn’t want to be labelled a ‘sell-boo-t’!
21. How did the ghost comfort his friend?
He told him to keep his ‘spirits’ up!
22. What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo-bee!
23. What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
Trans-parents!
24. Why couldn’t the ghost see its legs?
Because it’s trans-parent!
25. What do you call a Ghostbuster who refuses to retire?
An old ‘ghoul’.
26. Why did the ghost go to school?
To improve his ‘phantom’ grades!
27. What’s a Ghostbuster’s favorite type of music?
Soul!
28. How do ghosts stay in shape?
By doing lots of deadlifts!
29. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
30. Why do Ghostbusters make good friends?
They always have your back when things get spooky!
Let’s Keep the Ghoul Times Rolling!
If you’ve busted your belly laughing with these hilarious ghostbusters puns, then make sure to keep the chuckles flowing! Share these ghostly giggles with others because humor is a gift best shared with fellow slime lovers.
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