As music enthusiasts, we all tune into the Grammys to appreciate the best in the musical world, but who says we can’t add a little humor to the mix? Let’s take a humorous and pun-filled journey through the Grammy awards, featuring our favorite artists and their hit songs.
Get ready to hit the right (and perhaps some wrong) notes with these 50 hilariously groovy Grammy puns. And remember, they may be sharp, they may be flat, but all musical notes aside, these puns are as good as Platinum!
Table of the Best Grammys Puns
Greatest Grammys Puns Hits Part 1
1. When your favorite artist doesn’t win a Grammy, you say:
“This is so out of tune!”
2. What did Katy Perry say at the Grammys?
“I kiss awards, and I like it!”
3. Why did Beethoven refuse a Grammy?
Because he was decomposing.
4. What was Justin Bieber’s reaction when he didn’t win?
“I ‘Belieb’ I was robbed!”
5. Why didn’t Adele ever host the Grammys?
Because she kept ‘Rolling in the Deep’ trouble.
6. Why did Drake take a ladder to the Grammys?
He wanted to start from the bottom!
7. What did the Grammy say to the suspenseful tune?
“You keep me on the edge of my seat.”
8. Why did the Beatles refuse to receive a Grammy in person?
Because they didn’t want to risk the Long and Winding Road!
9. What did the winner say when his Grammy got dirty?
“I guess I won’t be ‘clean’ sweeping the awards!”
10. What do the Grammys say to bad music?
Beat it!
11. What did Ed Sheeran do when he won his first Grammy?
He ‘SHEERed’ with joy!
12. What did Taylor Swift say to her Grammy opponent?
“Shake it off!”
13. Why do Grammys always arrive late?
They’re always stuck in Traffic.
14. How did the Grammy behave in prison?
Like a complete Treble Maker!
15. Why did the Grammy visit the dentist?
To get its ‘record’ straight!
16. Why did the Grammy go to school?
To get a little more ‘classical’ education.
17. Why did Justin Timberlake bring a mirror to the Grammys?
He wanted to see his ‘Reflection’ winning.
18. Why was the Grammy award a good fisherman?
It always caught the Bass!
19. Why did the Grammy go to the therapist?
It was feeling a bit ‘Disc’ordant.
20. How does a Grammy decide its elevators?
By the ‘pitch’!
21. What did Grammy say about the hip-hopping rabbit?
That’s somebunny that I used to know!
22. Why did the Grammy go to the bank?
To change its ‘Notes’.
23. What did the Grammy say to the nominee?
You’re ‘instrumental’ to our success.
24. Why did Madonna bring Vogue to the Grammys?
Everybody was reading her ‘Material, Girl’.
25. How did the Grammy deal with a bad nominee?
They said, “Beat it!”
Greatest Grammys Puns Hits Part 2
Remember that laughter is the best ‘melody’ and we promise these next 25 puns will keep you in ‘tune’:
26. What did Bruno Mars do at the Grammys?
He caught a ‘Grenade’ for Best Pop Solo.
27. Why did the Grammy go to the library?
To ‘Check It Out’!
28. How do Grammy nominees get to the award ceremony?
They ‘Rock and Roll’ there.
29. Who always brings ‘Sweet Dreams’ to the Grammys?
Beyonce Does!
30. Who did the Grammy call in the ‘Heat of the Moment’?
Asia!
31. Why did Chris Brown take an umbrella to the Grammys?
Because there was a ‘Rihanna’ forecast in the weather.
32. How did the Grammy feel when Ariana Grande wasn’t nominated?
It was a ‘Grande’ oversight!
33. Why did the Grammy move to the beach?
It wanted to be near ‘Sandy’ records.
34. How do you soothe an angry Grammy?
Just turn down the Volume!
35. What did the Grammy write in its will?
“Leave my legacy to the people with the best ‘composition’.”
36. What was the address of the party after the Grammys?
It was at ‘808 Drum Street.’
37. How did the Grammy handle the suspense?
It kept everyone waiting in ‘Suspense Chord’.
38. What spices up a Grammy’s life?
Being seasoned musicians.
39. How did the Grammy react to a scandal?
It skipped a ‘beat’!
40. Why are Grammys like teeth?
Everyone wants a ‘plaque’.
41. Who does the Grammy always trust?
The ‘Conductor’ of the show.
42. What did the Grammy say to the rude song?
“Don’t ‘Note’ your tone with me!”
43. What’s the Grammys’ favorite card game?
‘Bridge’!
44. What did the Grammy say to the stuffed animal?
“You’re so ‘Plush’.”
45. Who does the Grammy always respect?
The ‘composer’ of the show.
46. Why did the Grammy love Geometry?
Because it’s all about the ‘Angles’!
47. What was Adele’s comeback pun when she won a Grammy?
“Hello… It’s me, the winner!”
48. What is a Grammy’s favorite bird?
A ‘Lyricbird’!
49. What’s a Grammy’s favorite dessert?
Berry ‘Note’ crumble!
50. Which King always wins at the Grammys?
The King of Pop!
In Tune With Laughter – Our Greatest Grammys Puns
So, there you have it – 50 groovy Grammys Puns that surely hit all the right notes of laughter. If you think these are good,just wait until you see our collection of Oscars puns! Go forth and regale your fellow music enthusiasts with these puns,and keep them entertained until the next awards show!
Remember, laughter is the best melody, so don’t hold your puns back – share them far and wide. May the best ‘pun’ win – just like in the Grammys. While you’re tuning into the humor, remember to bookmark jokeandpun.com for your daily dosage of giggles. Stay tuned for more hilarity and wordplay that deserve their own Grammy!
