First, we wanted to say that life… finds a way to make things fun! Jurassic japes and prehistoric puns allow us to take you on a roaring ride through our collection of Jurassic Park puns. Prepare yourself for an expedition into eras long gone,where the laughs are as enormous as the dinosaurs who once inhabited them.
Table of the Best Jurassic Park Puns
1. Why Don’t Dinosaurs Ever Forget?
Because no one ever tells them to “forget it, you’re a dinosaur!”
2. Why Did The Compsognathus Write A Diary?
Because it didn’t want its life to be a thing of the “past.”
3. What Did The Theropod Say On Its Birthday?
“I’m feeling dino-mite!”
4. Why Was The Tyrannosaurus Rex Always So Upset?
Because it always had a “bone” to pick!
5. What Do You Call A Stegosaurus With Carrots In Its Ears?
Anything you like, it can’t hear you!
6. Why Couldn’t The Velociraptor Use Its iPhone?
Because it was dead “set” against it!
7. Why Did The Archaeologist Break Up With The Paleontologist?
Because he was taking her for “granite”.
8. What Do You Call A Dinosaur With A Broad Vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
9. How Do You Ask A Dinosaur Out For Dinner?
“Tea, Rex?”
10. Why Don’t Dinosaurs Ever Talk To Policemen?
Because they can’t hide their “tracks.”
11. Why Don’t Dinosaurs Ever Forget?
Because they never Mesozoic.
12. Why Do Dinosaurs Hate Going To Workshops?
They’re afraid of screw-drivers, they always hear they’re going to be Allan-wrenched.
13. What Do Vegetarian Dinosaurs Eat?
Meteor Broccoli.
14. How Do Dinosaurs Pay Their Bills?
With Tyrannosaurus Checks.
15. What Kind Of Car Does A T-Rex Drive?
A Fero-cious-cars.
16. What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Never Gives Up?
Try, Try, Try-ceratops!
17. What Was The Most Avant-Garde Dinosaur?
The T-Scene-osaurus.
18. How Does A Dinosaur Feel After A Long Workout?
Dino-sore.
19. What Do You Call A Nervous Dinosaur?
A Nervous Rex.
20. Why Don’t Dinosaurs Make Good Secret Agents?
Because they’re easy to Jurassic.
21. What Do You Call A Dinosaur Who’s A Prolific Author?
A Write-osaurus.
22. What’s A Dinosaur’s Least Favorite Reindeer?
Comet.
23. What’s A Silent Dinosaur Called?
A Stenonychosaurus, it doesn’t pronounce its own name.
24. How Do We Know That Dinosaurs Were Noisy?
Because you could always hear them rawr!
25. What Do You Call A Dispute Between Two Dinosaurs?
A dino-scuffle.
26. Why Didn’t The Triceratops Donate To The Jurassic Park Crowdfunding Campaign?
He said it was a Tri-hard project.
27. What Do You Call A Dinosaur Who Left His False Teeth At Home?
A gummy-saurus.
28. What’s A Dinosaur’s Favorite Quote?
“I’ve got a big head, and little arms!”
29. What Do You Call A Dinosaur With Headphones On?
Anything you like, it can’t hear you!
30. What Do You Call A Dinosaur With A Sweet Tooth?
A Cad-bury-saurus.
31. What Do You Call A Dinosaur Who Loves To Sing?
A sing-o-saurus.
32. How Does A T-Rex Feel When It Stubs Its Toe?
Dino-sore!
33. What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Never Bathes?
Stink-o-saurus.
34. Why Don’t Dinosaurs Play Hide And Seek?
Because you’ll always find a T-Rex.
35. What Was The Friendliest Dinosaur?
A Pleasaurolophus.
36. Why Don’t Dinosaurs Ever Go On Vacation?
Because they’re afraid they’ll come back and find they’re extinct.
37. What Did The Dinosaur Use To Build His House?
A Dinovel.
38. What Do You Call A Dinosaur With One Eye?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.
39. Why Are Dinosaurs No Good At Cricket?
Because they’re dead.
40. What Was The Feminist Dinosaur’s Declaration?
“I am not a Miss-osaurus.”
41. Why Didn’t The Dinosaur Cross The Road?
Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
42. Why Was The Stegosaurus Such A Good Volleyball Player?
Because he could really spike the ball!
43. What Was The Activist Dinosaur On Strike For?
A dino’s right to Roar.
44. What Do You Call A T-Rex Who Hates The Cold?
A Brrrrrr-ontosaurus.
45. Why Were The Dinosaur And The Archaeologist Such Great Friends?
Because they both know that old pals are the best “fossils.”
Jurassic Japes To Tickle Your Prehistoric Funny Bones!
These Jurassic Park puns might be enough to cause peals of laughter that could shake the very earth beneath you! Make sure to tell a few of these jokes at your next social gathering. You’ll certainly be the “life” of the party, much the same way life found a way in Jurassic Park!
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