Unwind from the day-to-day grind with our playful compilation of lunch puns. These delicious bites of humor are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and add that much-needed spark of levity to your lunch break. So, are you ready to chow down on some comedy?
Did you know that the word “lunch” originally comes from the Spanish word “lonja,” which meant “a slice of ham”? Over time, it evolved to describe a light midday meal.
Table of the Best Lunch Puns
1. Why did the banana go to the therapist?
Because it had peeling issues!
2. What did the shy pea say?
Peas stop making me blush!
3. What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!
4. Why don’t eggs go to lunch?
They prefer to have a quick ‘yolk’ over breakfast!
5. What’s a chicken’s favorite type of sandwich?
CLUCKtose-free!
6. What did the bread say to the sandwich?
Feeling stuffed? It’s always better to roll with it!
7. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
8. What did the hamburger name its baby?
Patty!
9. Why did the lettuce win the race?
It was ahead from the start!
10. How do monsters like their sandwiches?
With extra scream cheese!
11. How do you make a cheese roll?
Just push it!
12. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?
A muscle crisp!
13. Why don’t you ever want to play hide and seek with sandwiches?
They always ‘loaf’ around!
14. Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
15. Why did the bagel break up with the donut?
Because it found someone ‘butter’!
16. Why do meatballs giggle when surrounded by spaghetti?
They found the pasta amusing!
17. What did the slice of ham say to the sandwich?
Nice ‘buns’!
18. What did the sandwich say to the fridge?
Close the door, I’m ‘dressing’!
19. Why did the pickle close its eyes?
Because it relished the moment!
20. What’s a cucumber’s favorite TV show?
Slice is Right!
21. Why did the burger go to the gym?
It wanted better ‘buns’!
22. Why did the egg hide?
It was a little chicken!
23. What’s a vegetable’s favorite martial art?
Carrotey!
24. Why don’t sandwiches have secrets?
They always spill the beans!
25. What do you call an educated burger?
Well-done!
26. Why are sandwiches so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a great ‘rye’ sense of humor!
27. What’s a hotdog’s favorite pastime?
Relishing the moment!
28. Why do oranges never get lost?
They always peel out!
29. What did the cheese say during its photo shoot?
People ‘cheddar’ take my picture!
30. Why was the bread always in trouble?
Because it was always loafing around!
31. What do you call a fast tomato?
A squashed tomato!
32. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
33. Why did the sandwich go to the dentist?
It needed a new filling!
34. Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle!
35. What do tired sandwiches need?
Bread rest!
Keep Feeding the Fun Factor!
We hope these lunch puns have given you a hearty giggle. Feed your sense of humor and share these puns with your friends, family, or even coworkers over your next lunch break.
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