If you ever wanted a ‘byte’ of laughter in this ‘digit’al age, then you’re in the right place – because Microsoft Puns are the new knock-knock jokes. Immerse yourself in this ‘soft’ware world, where the punchlines are encoded in the very fabric of Microsoft.
So get ready to ‘Windows’ your way into hilarity with our pun-packed list of 30 Microsoft themed jokes.
Table of the Best Microsoft Puns
1. Why don’t Microsoft employees go to parties?
Because they can’t ‘Excel’ in social ‘situations’.
2. Where do Microsoft designers go when they’re sad?
To the Paint!
3. What’s a computer’s favorite beat?
The techno(logy)-beat!
4. Why can’t Microsoft Windows go to heaven?
Because it has too many ‘Windows’ open!
5. What did the Microsoft Office say to the bug?
Word on the street is, you’ve got a virus!
6. What does Microsoft use for wiping its… data?
Ultra-soft toilet paper.
7. Why did the PC go to therapy?
It had trouble processing its feelings.
8. How does Bill Gates enter his home?
Through the ‘Windows’.
9. Why doesn’t Microsoft Word work at the bank?
It can’t handle the ‘Capital’.
10. Why was the PC freezing?
It left its Windows open!
11. What lies at the end of every Microsoft rainbow?
A Pot ‘Excel’ Gold!
12. What does a baby Computer call its father?
Da-ta!
13. What did the PC tell its new app?
Let’s get ‘Windows’ to the soul.
14. Why don’t Vikings use Microsoft Word?
They can’t figure out how to save a .docx to their longships!
15. Why did Microsoft break up with the internet?
It had too many ‘Windows’ open to other possibilities.
16. What do you call a group of musical computer programs?
‘Windows’ Media Player.
17. What did the spider do on the computer?
It created a web page.
18. How do Pixels flirt?
They send hot ‘pics’ of their ‘bits’!
19. What do you say to calm a nervous computer?
Have some ‘bytes’!
20. How do Microsoft Teams keep in touch?
They always ‘Outlook’ for each other!
21. Why don’t computers take their hats off?
Because they have CAPS LOCK on!
22. Why don’t Macs ever get lost?
Because they use a good ‘Windows’ map.
23. What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Microchips!
24. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
It was trying to get to the other ‘slide’.
25. How does a PC always win an argument?
By overwhelming you with a PowerPoint presentation!
26. What did Microsoft say to its first date?
“Bing-o! It’s a match!”
27. What do computers eat for lunch?
‘Bytes’ and ‘Bites’!
28. What makes Microsoft developers laugh at parties?
‘Code’ jokes!
29. Why does Microsoft always lose to Google in hide-and-seek?
Because they can never find the Start button!
30. What did Microsoft say to the airplane that was on fire?
“We’re going to crash!”
Debug your Day with Laughter
There you have it folks, Microsoft puns served hot and fresh! If these puns had your belly aching with laughter, why not share them with your friends and family? After all, laughter ‘byte’ is much heal(thy)-ier than tension’s gigabyte.
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