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A Symphony of Hilarity: 40 Music Puns to Keep You In Tune

A note-worthy collection of humor that will have you laughing in Treble!
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There’s no denying that laughter is the key to happiness. And when music and humor unite, you’ve got an orchestra of joy!

Did you know that the Grammy Awards, the most prestigious music award, got its name from the gramophone, an early device for playing recorded music? 

So, let’s make sure you’re all set to laugh out loud with this collection of music puns that will strike a chord with everyone, from music maestros to shower singers. 

Whether you’re into classical, pop, rock, or hip-hop, we’ve got puns that are sure to be music to your ears. Get ready to tune in and turn up the volume on your laughter, because these music puns are about to hit all the right notes!

Table of the Loudest Music Puns

  • 1. Why don’t pianos go fishing?
  • 2. Which musician makes the best tea?
  • 3. Why was the musician arrested?
  • 4. How do you know when a drummer is at the door?
  • 5. Why did the violin go to jail?
  • 6. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their music?
  • 7. How do you comfort a grieving musician?
  • 8. What do you call a singing computer?
  • 9. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
  • 10. Why do musicians always carry a pencil?
  • 11. Why did the musician go to the bakery?
  • 12. What do you call a musician with problems?
  • 13. Why was the piano locked out of the concert?
  • 14. Why was the musician kicked out of school?
  • 15. What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
  • 16. What’s a musician’s favorite pastry?
  • 17. What do you call a laughing piano?
  • 18. How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
  • 19. Why do they say musicians live in la la land?
  • 20. What makes music on your head?
  • 21. What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?
  • 22. What’s a piano’s favorite movie?
  • 23. Why are orchestra jokes never in time?
  • 24. Why did the trombone go to the party?
  • 25. What did the guitarist do when his teacher got mad?
  • 26. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
  • 27. Why was the music note sad?
  • 28. What do you call a musical insect?
  • 29. Why did the musician become a baker?
  • 30. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
  • 31. Why did the music book go to the therapist?
  • 32. Why did the trumpet break up with the trombone?
  • 33. What’s a pianist’s favorite candy?
  • 34. Why was the guitarist always calm?
  • 35. Why did the orchestra get sent to jail?
  • 36. What’s a musician’s favorite type of dog?
  • 37. Why did the DJ sit on the vinyl?
  • 38. Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
  • 39. How do you fix a broken tuba?
  • 40. What do you call a musical salad?

1. Why don’t pianos go fishing?

Because they’re afraid of the catch!

2. Which musician makes the best tea?

The brew-zician!

3. Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble!

4. How do you know when a drummer is at the door?

The knocking speeds up!

5. Why did the violin go to jail?

Because it played second fiddle!

6. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their music?

Because they lost their notes!

7. How do you comfort a grieving musician?

Just B Natural!

8. What do you call a singing computer?

A-Dell!

9. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naa!

10. Why do musicians always carry a pencil?

To draw their notes!

11. Why did the musician go to the bakery?

He needed a good roll!

12. What do you call a musician with problems?

A treble maker!

13. Why was the piano locked out of the concert?

Because it lost its keys!

14. Why was the musician kicked out of school?

He broke all the rules and notes!

15. What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

16. What’s a musician’s favorite pastry?

A symphony roll!

17. What do you call a laughing piano?

A Yamahahaha!

18. How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they can’t find the key!

19. Why do they say musicians live in la la land?

Because it’s the key they’re most comfortable in!

20. What makes music on your head?

A head band!

21. What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?

A flat major!

22. What’s a piano’s favorite movie?

Keys of the Heart!

23. Why are orchestra jokes never in time?

It’s always a bit of a measure!

24. Why did the trombone go to the party?

To have a blast!

25. What did the guitarist do when his teacher got mad?

He fretted!

26. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes!

27. Why was the music note sad?

It couldn’t find its harmony!

28. What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug!

29. Why did the musician become a baker?

Because he was great at the dough!

30. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?

The living room… because there’s no music!

31. Why did the music book go to the therapist?

It had too many issues!

32. Why did the trumpet break up with the trombone?

It couldn’t handle all the brass!

33. What’s a pianist’s favorite candy?

Reese’s Pieces, because it sounds like “Rests and Pieces.”

34. Why was the guitarist always calm?

Because he knew how to stay in tune!

35. Why did the orchestra get sent to jail?

Because they couldn’t handle their conduct!

36. What’s a musician’s favorite type of dog?

A Bassett Hound!

37. Why did the DJ sit on the vinyl?

To reach the record!

38. Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs!

39. How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue!

40. What do you call a musical salad?

A sym-pho-knee!

Share the Sound of Laughter!

And that my friends, is a comedic crescendo! I hope these music puns have set a tune of joy for your day. Remember, every good thing is better when shared, and laughter is no exception. So crank up the volume and share these music puns with family, friends or any music lover who could use a good chuckle.

Make sure to bookmark our website and stay in tune for more collections of hilarity. Keep the symphony of laughter playing – and remember, in the world of music puns, it’s never ‘over the bar line!’

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