Did you know that there are over 400,000 nuns worldwide? That’s a whole lot of holy humor waiting to be unleashed! Whether you’re a devout follower of Jesus or simply looking for a few good laughs, get ready to embark on a side-splitting journey with our exclusive collection of priest, monk, and nun puns.
Prepare to chuckle, guffaw, and maybe even belly laugh as we transport you to a world of comical convents, monastic mischief, and divine hilarity. Dive into this habit-forming humor and let the godly giggles begin!
Table of the Best Nun Puns
The Divine Giggles
1. Why don’t nuns like junk food?
Because they’re concerned about bad “habits” forming.
2. Why was the disobedient nun always running around the chapel?
She couldn’t break her nasty habit of running around in circles.
3. Do you know how many nuns it takes to change a light bulb?
None, they embrace the eternal light!
4. Why did the nun turn green on her pilgrimage?
She hadn’t seen a rolling abbey before!
5. What’s a nun’s favorite math equation?
Holy shapes, Batman! It’s got to be “sin” = “cos/tan”.
6. Why was the nun arrested?
She couldn’t break the habit of shoplifting wafers!
7. Why did Sister Mary become a baker?
Her buns were heavenly!
8. Why was the nun so good at track and field?
She was an ‘out of habit’ runner!
9. How does a nun pay for her groceries?
With her prayer cards, of course!
10. Why did the nun give up tap dancing?
Too many bad habits!
11. Why couldn’t the nun finish her salami sandwich?
Too much habit-forming salami!
12. Why did the picture of the nun go viral?
It was simply, non-sensically nun-believable!
13. Why wasn’t the nun amused by the priest’s joke?
It was really, really bad and habitually offensive!
14. Why did the nun carry a pencil?
For a sharp reminder of her pious life.
15. Why was the gym closed in the nunnery?
One could not simply ‘workout’ holiness, could they?
16. How did the nun make her escape?
Nonchalantly, of course!
17. What did the bad nun get for Christmas?
Saint Clause’s disappointment!
18. Why did the Nuns go to the funfair?
They were simply curious about the holy-rides!
19. What’s a nun’s favorite potato dish?
Holier-than-thou potatoes, of course!
20. Why was the nun always calm?
Because she decided to “nunwind” every weekend!
21. What did the monk say to the nun at the basketball game?
“You gonna ‘nun and dun’ or what?”
22. Why couldn’t the nun become a bartender?
Her habits gave her a pour reputation!
23. Why don’t nuns play chess?
They believe in higher powers, not bishop powers!
24. Why are there no pests at the convent?
Bug infestation!? Over their “dead body of Christ”!
25. Why did the nun go on a diet?
Her habit was getting a bit tight!
26. What did the priest say when he saw the nun knitting?
“There’s a new “purl” in town!”
27. Why did the nun get promoted?
She was a woman of high morals…and height!
28. What is a nun’s favorite song?
“Nun other than” The Sound of Sanctity!
29. Why did the time-traveling nun always lose track of time?
She was nun-stoppable!
30. Why did the nun start a gardening class?
It’s time someone nun-earthed their gardening potential!
Pray Together with These Nun Puns
- Why don’t nuns need computers?
They have eternal “Word” processing! - What do you call a nun on a motorcycle?
A nun-chuck! - Why did the nun break up with her boyfriend?
He was too much of a “bad habit”! - What do nuns wear on their feet?
Holy socks! - Why did the nun go to art school?
To learn to draw divine inspiration! - Why did the nun become a detective?
She had a knack for “nun-sense”! - Why do nuns never get lost?
They always have their “nun-nav” on! - What’s a nun’s favorite dessert?
Holy cannoli! - Why don’t nuns need Wi-Fi?
They’re already connected to a higher power! - Why did the nun bring a ladder to church?
To reach higher levels of faith! - How do you get a nun to stop telling jokes?
Tell her to “nun-pun” it down! - Why did the nun bring a clock to class?
She wanted to teach about eternal time! - What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
A roamin’ Catholic! - Why did the nun wear a wet suit?
She was ready for a holy dive! - What do nuns do on social media?
Post “nun-stop” updates! - Why did the nun go to the beach?
To see the Holy Sea! - Why did the nun make an excellent coach?
She always preached teamwork! - Why did the nun go to medical school?
To care for holy patients! - What’s a nun’s favorite plant?
A pray-sley! - Why did the nun visit the bakery?
She heard they had holy rolls! - Why did the nun stay calm during turbulence?
She had faith in her holy flight! - What did the nun say to the comedian?
“Nun better than you!” - Why did the nun get kicked out of the music store?
She kept blessing the tracks! - Why did the nun play the piano?
To practice her scales of faith! - What’s a nun’s favorite drink?
Holy water! - Why did the nun go to the gym?
To work on her spiritual strength! - Why did the nun carry a candle?
In case of a power divine outage! - What do you call a nun with a past?
A sister of history! - Why was the nun good at soccer?
She had divine footwork! - Why did the nun start a band?
She wanted to spread holy rock! - Why did the nun become a librarian?
She was devoted to keeping things in holy order! - Why did the nun paint her room blue?
To feel closer to heaven! - Why do nuns never argue?
They have nun-destructive conversations! - Why did the nun get a driver’s license?
She wanted to be a holy roller! - What do you call a nun with a sense of humor?
A sister of chuckles! - Why did the nun visit the zoo?
To see the holy giraffes! - What’s a nun’s favorite candy?
Divine mints! - Why did the nun become a math teacher?
She believed in holy numbers! - Why did the nun love gardening?
She had a holy green thumb! - Why did the nun start a podcast?
To spread the good word! - Why did the nun get a telescope?
To gaze at the holy stars! - Why do nuns never get tired?
They have endless spiritual energy! - What’s a nun’s favorite board game?
Holy Monopoly! - Why did the nun visit the aquarium?
To bless the holy fish! - What do nuns do on vacation?
Go on holy days! - Why did the nun open a restaurant?
To serve holy meals! - Why was the nun always early?
She never wanted to miss a prayer! - Why did the nun join the choir?
To sing holy praises! - What’s a nun’s favorite sport?
Holy volleyball! - Why did the nun wear sunglasses?
Her future was so bright! - Why did the nun become a chef?
To cook up divine dishes! - What do nuns read before bed?
Holy novels! - Why did the nun love puzzles?
She enjoyed putting pieces of faith together! - Why do nuns like camping?
To get closer to holy nature! - What do you call a nun’s favorite movie?
The Sound of Divine Music! - Why did the nun buy a watch?
To keep holy time! - What’s a nun’s favorite flower?
A holy rose! - Why did the nun join a dance class?
To learn the holy waltz! - Why did the nun get a pet?
For holy companionship! - Why do nuns make great teachers?
They have infinite patience! - What’s a nun’s favorite snack?
Divine crackers! - Why did the nun start a blog?
To share holy stories! - Why do nuns like knitting?
To create holy patterns! - Why did the nun love winter?
To experience the holy snow! - Why did the nun open a gift shop?
To sell holy trinkets! - Why did the nun become an artist?
To paint holy visions! - Why did the nun visit the mountains?
To feel closer to the heavens! - Why do nuns love music festivals?
For the holy harmony! - Why did the nun write a book?
To share her holy journey! - Why did the nun get a bicycle?
To ride on holy wheels!
A Convent of Laughs
We hope you found our collection of nun puns both delightful and comical. Did these funny anecdotes and clever one-liners fill your day with the divine light of laughter? If so, bookmark us and make these puns a daily habit. Don’t forget to share the laughs with your friends. After all, humor is best when it brings people together. Keep spreading the smiles and remember, laughter is indeed a holy act!
