For fans of Eiichiro Oda’s exceptionally well-written and much-loved manga and anime series, or anyone who just loves a hearty laugh—whether you’re a die-hard Naruto enthusiast, a fan of One-Punch Man’s humor, or simply a lover of puns—we bring to you a collection of the cleverest, quirky, and wittiest One Piece puns.
This crew of puns is sure to keep you entertained and inspire you to set sail towards an ocean of laughter. So gather your nakama, because it’s time to sail the seas of humor!
Table of the Best One Piece Puns
1. Why did Chopper refuse to play hide and seek?
Because he was afraid of being Spotted!
2. What type of car does Luffy drive?
A Go-Go-D. Car!
3. Usopp’s fear of spiders is so severe that he can’t even stand Charlotte Web!
4. What did Sanji say to the vegetable?
“I hope you don’t Leaf me.”
5. What’s Zoro’s favorite music band?
Three Swords Down.
6. How do the Fishmen like their jokes?
Wet and Witty.
7. Why do seagulls fly over the sea in One Piece world?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called Bagulls!
8. Pirates in One Piece never discuss business at a seafood restaurant.
They’re scared the prawn might be listening!
9. What did Chef Sanji say when he made a perfect meal?
“That’s my Piece de Resistance!”
10. How do you know if you’re Luffy’s best friend?
You be-come his ‘Nami’.
11. Why is Zoro the worst navigator?
Because he can’t even find his way to the next sentence!
12. What did Nami say to her climate baton?
“You Sweep me off my feet.”
13. Why don’t One Piece characters play baseball?
Because in the Grand Line, it’s always a foul season.
14. What do you call it when Luffy becomes a painter?
“Art Piece.”
15. Who keeps the Merry Go Round?
Franky, because he always has the ships in order!
16. What’s Brook’s favorite spot?
The “Bone-Yard”.
17. Why did Chopper never have a secret?
Because he’s an open Book.
18. Nami asked Robin, “Why does it never rain on a sunny day?”
Robin laughed, “Because the weather isn’t in the Mood!”
19. Why is Luffy a bad comedian?
His punch lines are too strong!
20. When Sanji cooks, he adds a ‘Pinch’ of love.
But Luffy adds a ‘Punch’.
21. What does Robin like to plant in her garden?
History-mories.
22. What do you call a first aid kit on a pirate ship?
A “Treasure Chest”.
23. What do you get when Luffy and Chopper open a bakery?
“Loaf Piece.”
24. Why did the pirate couple stop dating?
Because they were in a ship that had sunk!
25. What’s Franky’s favorite dance?
The “Robot.”
26. What’s Brook’s favorite type of call?
A “Skeleton Conference.”
27. Why don’t marines play chess?
Because Hawkins always has the best strategy.
28. What’s Chopper’s signature move in baseball?
The “Reindeer-Swing”.
29. Which sea creature does Luffy fear the most?
The “Sea-King”.
30. What does Nami frequently lose?
Direction, just like Zoro.
Ready to Share the Laughter?
Having navigated through these amusing One Piece puns, it is hard not to be infected with the contagious One Piece mirth. So why not share them with your friends, family, or fellow One Piece enthusiasts, and ensure the laughter continues?
These One Piece puns are a treasure trove of hilarity, so keep this webpage bookmarked as your ‘go-to’ for when you need some pirate-themed cheer! Remember, laughter is a ship which is always steered towards happiness. So, share, laugh, and sail towards a sea of joy!
