Welcome to the zoo of humor, where the creatures of the Planet of the Apes aren’t the only ones who know how to crack a joke. Get ready for a wild ride through the jungle of laughter with these entertaining Planet of the Apes puns, guaranteed to ignite laughs and tickle your funny bone.
Whether you’re a fan of Caesar’s charisma, Dr. Zaius’ wisdom, or just love a good pun as much as a T-Rex loves a lawyer in Jurassic Park, these jokes will have you swinging from the vines with joy.
And hey, if you’re feeling a little hungry for more puns, we’ve also got a whole collection of Hunger Games jokes and Twilight Saga puns that will have you roaring with laughter (or sparkling with delight). So grab a banana, settle in, and prepare to go bananas for these jokes!
Table of the Best Planet Of The Apes Puns
1. Why don’t apes tweet?
They prefer to go Ape and post directly.
2. How do you make an ape-time story more interesting?
Add more gorilla war-fare.
3. What’s an ape’s favorite social networking site?
Link-ape-dIn.
4. What do you call an ape that shares jokes?
A chimp off the old joke.
5. Why was the ape a poor comedian?
He always forgot the punch- orangut-line.
6. What do you call coffee smuggled from Planet of the Apes?
Gorilla grounds.
7. Why don’t apes ever complain?
They go with the Ape-flow.
8. Why never play hide and seek with an ape?
They monkey around too much.
9. What does an ape do when he’s angry?
He blows his baboon top.
10. Why did the ape resign from his corporate job?
He didn’t want to be a corporate mon-key anymore.
11. Best advice from a planet full of apes?
Never, ever ape anyone.
12. Why does an ape make a good actor?
Because it knows how to gorilla role.
13. How does an ape make its coffee?
Using gorilla beans.
14. What do apes use to start a conversation?
Chimpan-tips.
15. Why do apes never lie?
Because they got nothing to baboon-t.
16. Why do apes refuse to play poker?
They Hate cheetahs.
17. Why was the ape the best player on the hockey team?
Because of his unnatural monkey skills!
18. What’s an ape’s favorite car?
Volks-baboon.
19. Why did an ape rush to complete his painting?
Because he didn’t want to leave it unfinished like a mona-lisa.
20. What’s an ape’s favorite piece of clothing?
Gorilla suit.
21. What’s an ape’s biggest fear?
Banana shortage.
22. Why do apes make good politicians?
Because they are experts in monkey business.
23. What do you call a colorful ape?
A rainbow rang-tan.
24. Why did the ape join the music band?
To show off his superior monkey-notes.
25. If an ape starts a bakery, what would it be called?
Ape-ricot’s Delights.
26 What’s a monkey’s favorite McDonald’s food?
Ape-ple pie!
27. How does an ape sneeze?
Chimpanzees!
28. What do you call an ape who’s really good at card tricks?
A chimpanzee-sionist!
29. Why did the ape cross the road?
To get to the banana split!
30. What do you call an ape who loves to drink?
A regular at the monkey bars!
It’s A Wrap For The Apes!
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