130 Funniest Plastic Surgery Puns for a Nip/Tuck and Chuckle

In the world of humor, few subjects are as ripe for the picking as plastic surgery. Combining the intricacies of cosmetic enhancements with the joys of wit, these puns are the perfect antidote to any sagging spirit.

Did you know that the first modern plastic surgery procedure was performed in 1917? That certainly gives us over a century’s worth of material to make fun of! Whether it’s a nip here or a tuck there, our assortment of the funniest plastic surgery puns is bound to lift your mood and your funny bone.

Making light of facelifts

A facelift is all about lifting, and these jokes are no different. We’re here to elevate your humor to new heights with these clever puns.

1. Did you hear about the surgeon who can only do facelifts? He’s always looking up to his patients!
2. After my facelift, my face is finally wrinkle-free – just like my humor!
3. Turns out, getting a facelift didn’t raise my self-esteem, just my eyebrows.
4. I got a facelift, and now I’m a real top-shelf person.
5. Why did the comedian get a facelift? For some lift-in-my-laughs.
6. My facelift was so quick, I didn’t even have time to raise an eyebrow.
7. The facelift surgeon loves to lift people’s spirits – and their skin.
8. When my facelift settled, I finally got the hang of ‘keeping a stiff upper lip.’
9. I knew my facelift worked when they told me I’m aging backwards.
10. After my facelift, I finally got the guts to face the music!

Botox banter

Botox might freeze your muscles, but it won’t freeze the laughter. Keep the humor flowing with these hilarious Botox puns.

11. Got a Botox injection and now I can’t frown – my jokes must be working.
12. My sense of humor got a Botox treatment – it’s as wrinkle-free as my forehead.
13. Botox is like an Instagram filter for your face!
14. When botox wears off, do the wrinkles come back out of hiding?
15. I went for Botox and it’s really stopped my expressions – of boredom!
16. My doctor injected too much Botox – now my poker face is unstoppable.
17. Why don’t Botox patients laugh at jokes? They literally can’t crack a smile.
18. Botox – because sometimes, cutting corners means freezing your smile.
19. After Botox, my face is as smooth as my best punchline.
20. Turn that frown upside down – oh wait, you had Botox, never mind.

Rhinoplasty repartee

From nose jobs to nose laughs, these puns will keep you giggling.

21. I told my surgeon I wanted a nose that stands out – now I’m not sure I can stand it.
22. I got a nose job and now everyone’s saying I’ve really nosed ahead in life.
23. Why did the troubled computer get rhinoplasty? It had too many nose jobs.
24. After my nose job, I’m all up in everyone’s business – literally.
25. My nose job was such a hit, now my selfies lack flaws – and nasal bumps!
26. My rhinoplasty wasn’t to fix my nose, just my nose-dive in self-esteem.
27. The new nose is my best feature – nose better about it.
28. My nose job is the only thing that’s ever given me a sense of direction!
29. I got a nose job because my last one was always looking down on me.
30. Post-rhinoplasty, I’ve really come to appreciate a well-rounded profile – mine!

Lip service laughs

Let’s talk lip service – these puns will have you puckering up with laughter.

31. Lip fillers give me that perfect duck face – quack you very much.
32. After lip fillers, my smile is as full as my sense of humor.
33. My lipstick budget doubled post-filler, but my lips never looked fuller.
34. Fillers in my lips? Just call me plump and punny.
35. Forget biting my lip – with fillers, I’m always pout-perfect.
36. Got lip fillers and now every kiss is like a plump-punchline.
37. Lips this full mean I can fit more jokes in every sentence.
38. My lips are so full, even whispers are loud and clear.
39. Filler-filled lips made my ‘sip and say’ more of a ‘gulp and giggle.’
40. The only thing fuller than my lips is my list of plastic surgery puns.

Tummy tuck tickles

A tummy tuck might be slimming, but these puns are rich with laughs.

41. After my tummy tuck, humor is the only thing that’s left me in stitches.
42. Tummy tuck? More like tickled pink!
43. Got a tummy tuck and now my punchlines pack a flat belly punch.
44. After a tummy tuck, my laughter line remains tight and taut.
45. Life post-tummy tuck has no extra baggage – just jokes.
46. My tummy tuck turned my dad bod into a rad bod!
47. Having a flat belly didn’t flatten my sense of humor.
48. I had a tummy tuck – now my jokes have abs of steel.
49. My tummy tuck means there’s more room for belly laughs.
50. After the tuck, I’m more ‘laugh belly laugh’ than ‘laugh belly jiggle.’

Funniest plastic surgery puns to the rescue

Here’s a collection of witty puns to keep you laughing all day long.

51. If I were a cosmetic patient, my spirit would get the ultimate lift.
52. My humor is just like plastic surgery – always improving.
53. Do cosmetic surgeons make good comedians? They lift people’s spirits.
54. Best part of my plastic surgery? The comedic material.
55. Some say my jokes are like plastic surgery – you’re stunned and cannot move.
56. My humor’s gone under transformation – best plastic surgery ever!
57. Cosmetic surgery? Because sometimes the facelift jokes lift our spirits higher.
58. They say laughter is the best medicine – unless you need a bit of nip/tuck.
59. Got a nip/tuck and now I laugh without any lines – on my forehead.
60. Is it just me, or do plastic surgeons secretly run out of hilarious material?

Nipping and tucking with laughter

These puns will keep you giggling through any procedure.

61. I wanted a humor transfusion – got a plastic surgery joke book instead.
62. Why be natural when the fake humor is this good?
63. My humor style is like plastic surgery – shaped to perfection.
64. Botox for the soul? Nah, give me plastic surgery puns!
65. Plastic surgery might have changed my looks, but not my punchline perfection.
66. Jokes like me better after plastic surgery – they say I’m their ideal audience.
67. My wit got sharper after my chin implant. Coincidence?
68. Think plastic surgery puns are lame? Better laugh more before your forehead creases.
69. Humor can set you free, but plastic surgery can set your expressions.
70. Cosmetic surgeons should moonlight as comedians – their work is always uplifting.

Uplifting humor

Enjoy these puns that are sure to lift your spirits.

71. The only thing tighter than my skin is the precision of these jokes.
72. My jokes post-lift? They’ll leave you agape – just like me.
73. My ideas about beauty? They’re completely reshaped by humor.
74. Want witty banter? Get a plastic surgery master.
75. A sister’s breast augmentation inspired me to find hilarious texts, lifted jokes.
76. Cosmetic jokes? They’re fillers for any awkward silences.
77. I lift your spirits – and your frown lines.
78. Post-procedure humor is way better – it’s filled with cheek!
79. Together, laughter and a good surgeon can reshape anyone.
80. The only hang-ups I get are on flawed humor pre-surgery.

Cosmetic comedy

Bringing the best of humor and plastic surgery together.

81. Post-plastic surgery, I shine like a freshly polished joke.
82. Cosmetic surgeons must be hilariously good with punchlines.
83. If eyes are the windows to the soul, Botox is the shutter shade.
84. Plastic surgeons and comedians both have one thing in common – punchlines.
85. Sure, humor comes naturally, but a nip/tuck doesn’t hurt.
86. Where there’s a will, there’s a way – unless you need plastic surgery humor.
87. Post-procedure, my self-love is lifted higher and higher.
88. Laugh lines? More like laugh miles, after that lip augmentation.
89. Plastic surgery and puns are two sides of the same laugh coin.
90. Cosmetic procedure jokes? I call them mood elevators.

The final cut

These last puns are the finishing touch on a perfectly humorous list.

91. If humor is the best medicine, plastic surgeons can prescribe joy.
92. My surgery-induced joy didn’t come with cuts or scars – just laughter.
93. Meeting a plastic surgeon who’s funny makes everything better – even wrinkles.
94. Laughter lifts the spirit, just like the finest facelift.
95. My gift post-surgery was discovering endless puns!
96. Life’s too short for bad jokes and loose skin.
97. Blessed are those whose nips and tucks are always met with a chuckle.
98. Everyone deserves to laugh – or a perfect rhinoplasty.
99. Cosmetic surgeons craft beautiful smiles – and smooth jokes.
100. Took a plastic surgery humor masterclass – and nailed it!
101. My plastic surgeon told me to prepare for pain; I replied, “I already have humor!”
102. I got my nose job during a sale – it was a deal that was on the nose.
103. I tried to crack a joke during my surgery, but I was under the knife.
104. I asked my surgeon for a facelift and a punchline – now I’m uplifted and hilarious.
105. Plastic surgeons and comedians both reshape lives with precision.
106. After my tummy tuck, I finally got the guts to tell my best jokes.
107. I told my surgeon I wanted to be funny – he said, “Humor requires no incisions.”
108. My facelift didn’t just lift my face, it elevated my comedy game.
109. I got Botox and now my jokes are smooth and wrinkle-free.
110. My rhinoplasty not only reshaped my nose but also my sense of humor.

More plastic surgery humor

Keep the laughs coming with even more puns about cosmetic procedures.

111. I got a tummy tuck, and now my laughter has a flat belly.
112. My lip fillers filled in all the punchlines.
113. Cosmetic surgeons are just comedians in scrubs.
114. I asked for a little off the top and got a whole new punchline.
115. The only thing funnier than my facelift is my post-surgery sense of humor.
116. My plastic surgeon is my favorite comedian.
117. I got a chin implant and a whole new perspective on jokes.
118. Plastic surgery and puns – both require a great sense of timing.
119. I got a tummy tuck, now I’m the butt of my own jokes.
120. My cosmetic surgeon added a lift to my face and my spirit.
121. I told my plastic surgeon to surprise me – now my humor is unpredictable.
122. I got Botox and now my jokes are as smooth as my forehead.
123. My rhinoplasty gave me a new look and a new outlook on humor.
124. My tummy tuck left me with tight abs and tighter punchlines.
125. My lip fillers gave me the perfect pout and the perfect punchline.
126. Plastic surgery and humor both require precision and timing.
127. I asked for a nip and tuck and got a whole new comedic routine.
128. My facelift was a success – now I’m a top-tier comedian.
129. I got Botox and now my jokes are wrinkle-free.
130. My rhinoplasty not only reshaped my nose but also my sense of humor.

Share your laughter and be the life of the party

In the end, humor and a touch of wit are the secret to a happy life. We hope these plastic surgery puns gave you a good laugh and lifted your spirits. Don’t keep the fun to yourself; share this list with friends who need a giggle or two.

Bookmark our website for your go-to spot of cheeky humor, and let’s keep the laughs going. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and sometimes, a little nip and tuck in our jokes is all we need.