133 Super Cute Rabbit Puns That Are Hop-tastic

Did you know that rabbits can see nearly 360 degrees around them? That’s a lot of room for hopping hilarious puns! So,bunny lovers, joke enthusiasts, and those in need of a hearty chuckle, gather ’round! In this article, we’re bouncing straight into a fluffy burrow of rabbit puns. 

High on energy and loaded with wit, these puns will carrot you away to a world of unadulterated amusement. So, let’s hop right in without fur-ther ado!

Hip-Hop Hares

These puns are perfect for anyone who loves rabbits and enjoys a good laugh.

1. What happened to the angry rabbit? He got hopping mad!
2. What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? Hip-Hop.
3. How do you throw a great rabbit party? Just add a few hare-raising antics.
4. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? Bun and Bass.
5. What do you call a rabbit magician? A hare-y sorcerer!
6. Why don’t rabbits ever argue? Because they always turn a deaf hare.
7. Why was the rabbit a successful politician? Because he had lots of hare-brained schemes.
8. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because walking is simply too boring!
9. What do you call a rabbit comedian? A funny bunny!
10. What kind of books do rabbits read? Ones with hoppy endings!
11. Why are rabbits great conversationalists? They always add a good hare of humor.
12. How do rabbits travel? They hop on a hare-plane.
13. What do you call a line of hopping rabbits? A bunny conga.
14. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny.
15. Why do rabbits make terrible secretaries? They are always bunny-hopping over keys.
16. What is a rabbit’s favorite subject? Hare-istory.
17. What do you call a magic rabbit? Hare-cadabra.
18. What do you call a rabbit with sunscreen? A hot cross bunny.
19. How do you know when a rabbit is planning something? He looks like a plot bunny.
20. Why are rabbits never chosen for baseball teams? They can only jump to base, not run.

Hoppy Times

Keep the laughter rolling with these bunny-themed puns.

21. How do rabbit schools punish their students? With detention in hare school.
22. What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday? Easter, because it’s a hare-raising event.
23. Why are rabbits excellent farmers? They excel in carrot-iculture.
24. Why are rabbits considered lucky? Because they hare-vard good fortune.
25. Why did the rabbit break up with her boyfriend? He wouldn’t hop-commit.
26. What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of car? The kind with a sc-hare-f system.
27. Why don’t rabbits have glasses? They have 20/20 hare-sight.
28. What do you call a rabbit with a lot of money? A billion-hare.
29. Why did the rabbit go to the spaceship? She wanted to experience zero gravi-tea.
30. What do you call a rabbit that’s seen a ghost? Hair-raisingly terrified.
31. Why did the rabbit love autumn? She loved to jump in leaf piles.
32. What do you call a rabbit that pleases you? Delightful.
33. How do rabbits apologize? They admit they were hare-at fault.
34. Why doesn’t time pass in a rabbit hole? Because it’s hare-stopped.
35. What game do rabbits love the most on a picnic? Bunopoly.
36. Why did the bunny bring toilet paper to the party? He was a party pooper.
37. How do you know a rabbit is tired? He is exhausted.
38. How does a rabbit celebrate the new year? With a bun-dance.
39. What do you call it when a rabbit tells a joke? A funny bunny punny.
40. What do you call an overweight bunny? A chunk of chunkawabbits.

Hare-raising Adventures

For those who love adventure and thrill, these rabbit puns are for you.

41. Why did the rabbit like to play cards in the forest? He was an ace of spades.
42. How are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply quickly.
43. Why are kindergarten rabbits hard to catch? They are hare-pinspeedy.
44. Why don’t rabbits argue with their companions? They just wiggle their whiskers.
45. What’s a rabbit’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
46. Why do bunnies carry carrots in their wallets? For the bunny-money exchange rate.
47. Why did the rabbit get an award? He had been outstanding in his field.
48. What did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
49. What do you call a rabbit playing chess? A checkered bunny.
50. What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny.
51. Why do bunnies hate riddles? They’re tired of hare-brained jokes.
52. Why do rabbits make terrible blackjack players? They hate going down the rabbit hole.
53. Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the carrot patch on the other side.
54. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours.
55. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? To get a little more hop in his step.
56. What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch.
57. What do you call a rabbit that tells good stories? A yarn-hare.
58. Why did the rabbit join the circus? To become a hare-obat.
59. What’s a rabbit’s favorite color? Carrot-orange.
60. Why did the rabbit sit in the shade? To keep from getting a hot cross bun.

Funny and Original Rabbit Jokes

These jokes will have you laughing while thinking about cute bunnies.

61. Why don’t rabbits make good detectives? They always fall down the rabbit hole.
62. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
63. Why did the rabbit bring a pencil to the party? To draw some attention.
64. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of story? One with a hoppy ending.
65. How do you keep a rabbit in suspense? I’ll tell you later.
66. Why did the rabbit carry a map? To find his way around the hare-ridges.
67. How do you know if a rabbit has a cold? It gets a little hare-sick.
68. Why did the rabbit become a musician? Because he had good ears for music.
69. What’s a rabbit’s favorite style of music? Hip-hop, of course!
70. Why did the rabbit bring an umbrella? In case of hare-rain.
71. What did the rabbit say to the lettuce? Lettuce be friends.
72. How do rabbits clean their houses? With a dust bunny.
73. Why was the rabbit always happy? Because he found life very hop-timistic.
74. Why did the rabbit write a book? Because he wanted to become a hare-author.
75. What’s a rabbit’s favorite vegetable? A hare-cot vert.
76. How do you know if a rabbit likes you? It hops right into your heart.
77. Why did the rabbit go to school? To get a hare-ducation.
78. How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? They sit in the hare-conditioning.
79. What did the rabbit say to the turtle? You’re slow but steady.
80. Why was the rabbit always getting into trouble? Because he was a bit of a hare-brained idea.
81. What’s a rabbit’s favorite fruit? A hopple.
82. How do rabbits get around town? In their hare-cars.
83. What’s a rabbit’s favorite breakfast? Hop-tarts.
84. Why did the rabbit bring a calculator to the garden? To count his carrots.
85. How do rabbits stay in shape? With lots of hop-er-cise.
86. Why did the rabbit visit the doctor? Because he was feeling a little hare-ried.
87. What do you call a rabbit who’s a good friend? A buddy bunny.
88. How do rabbits stay warm in the winter? They put on a hare of mittens.
89. Why did the rabbit start a blog? To share his hare-raising adventures.
90. What’s a rabbit’s favorite candy? Hopscotch chews.
91. How do you make a rabbit smile? Tell it a hare-larious joke.
92. Why did the rabbit go to the library? To check out some hare-raising tales.
93. What’s a rabbit’s favorite drink? Carrot juice.
94. How do rabbits keep their fur neat? With a hare-brush.
95. Why did the rabbit take a nap? Because he was hopping all day.
96. What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Leap hare.
97. How do you know if a rabbit is smart? It has a lot of hare-brains.
98. Why did the rabbit go to the party? To have a hopping good time.
99. How do you know if a rabbit is happy? It does a little hop-dance.
100. Why did the rabbit bring a suitcase? In case he had to make a quick hop.

Bunny Wisdom

These puns and jokes bring a humorous twist to the wisdom of rabbits.

101. Why did the rabbit bring a magnifying glass? To get a closer look at his hare-itage.
102. What’s a rabbit’s favorite sport? Basket-hare-ball.
103. How do you know if a rabbit is clever? It always has a good hare-plan.
104. Why did the rabbit go to the concert? To hear the hop music.
105. What did the rabbit say to the fox? You’ll never catch me hopping mad.
106. How do rabbits relax? By hopping in the hot tub.
107. Why did the rabbit go to the art gallery? To see the hare-masterpieces.
108. What’s a rabbit’s favorite time of year? Spring, because everything is hopping.
109. Why did the rabbit bring a flashlight? To hop-light his way.
110. How do you cheer up a rabbit? Give it a hare-raising adventure.
111. Why did the rabbit start a business? To make some bunny.
112. What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday? Hoppy Easter.
113. How do rabbits travel long distances? They hop on a hare-plane.
114. Why did the rabbit wear sunglasses? Because he was a cool bunny.
115. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of movie? One with a lot of hop-s and jumps.
116. How do you know if a rabbit is healthy? It has a lot of hop in its step.
117. Why did the rabbit go to the dance? To do the hop-hop.
118. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of weather? Anything that’s not too hare-sh.
119. Why did the rabbit start a band? To play some hare-raising music.
120. How do you know if a rabbit is artistic? It has a lot of hare-brushes.
121. Why did the rabbit bring a book to the garden? To read while munching on some carrots.
122. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of tree? A hop-le tree.
123. How do you know if a rabbit is a good listener? It has big ears.
124. Why did the rabbit take a road trip? To explore new hop-scapes.
125. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of dance? The bunny hop.
126. How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? They sit in the shade of a hare-tree.
127. Why did the rabbit visit the farm? To see the hare-vest.
128. What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday decoration? Hop-lights.
129. How do you know if a rabbit is happy? It’s always hopping around.
130. Why did the rabbit go to the park? To enjoy some hop-scotch.
131. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of cake? Carrot cake.
132. How do you know if a rabbit is in a good mood? It does a little hop-dance.
133. Why did the rabbit bring a map? To find his way around the hare-dens.

Hop-py That You Hare Here!

Our delightful flurry of rabbit puns has come to a paws, but the fun does not have to end here. Braced with an arsenal of bunny humor, it’s time for you to hop out and hare these puns with your pals. Their smiles will be the ultimate testament to your pun-tastic humor. So bookmark, share, and hop back anytime you need a laugh. The burrow is always open!