111 Wet Rainy Days Puns That Will Definitely Brighten Your Gloom

Did you know that the rainiest city in the world, Mawsynram, India, receives an average of 467 inches of rainfall annually? That’s enough to make anyone sing in the rain! But even if you’re not in Mawsynram, you can still bring a bit of sunshine to your rainy day with our collection of hilarious rain puns. 

These jokes are so funny, they’ll make you forget all about the gloomy weather and have you laughing like a drain. So grab your umbrella and raincoat, and get ready to splash into a puddle of laughter with these rib-tickling rainy day puns!

Thunderous Rainy Day Puns

Get ready to be soaked in laughter with these rainy day puns that are sure to brighten any gloomy day.

1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
2. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’Drizzle.
3. What’s the king of all precipitation? Reign!
4. Do you know cows give more milk when it rains? It’s because it’s udderly pouring!
5. Last night I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda, but was actually a Fanta-sea!
6. With the rain pummeling my windscreen, I’ve never been eau so wet.
7. Lightning doesn’t scare the trees; it simply leaves them shocked.
8. Why did the weather go to school? To get a little ‘cloud’ification!
9. Who will win in a fight between wind and rain? It will probably end as a draw. It’s a blow for both sides.
10. Humans do not understand the cloud’s struggle; it’s under so much pressure to rain down heavily.

Drizzling Puns for Rainy Days

These puns will drizzle humor into your rainy days and keep you smiling.

11. Why are rain clouds so rich? They have a bank account full of rain checks.
12. What’s a cloud’s favorite type of music? Anything, as long as it’s not too ‘heavy metal’!
13. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
14. Why don’t storms ever play hide and seek with clouds? Because they always precipitation!
15. When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather!
16. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
17. Why did the cloud apply for a job? It wanted to make it rain!
18. What happens when fog lifts in California? UCLA!
19. When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink? Because wool is waterproof!
20. One raindrop asked another, “how does it feel to be a raindrop?” He replied, “it’s a draining job!”

More Rainy Day Puns to Brighten the Gloom

These puns are perfect for making any rainy day a little brighter and more enjoyable.

21. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
22. Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs!
23. What’s a frog’s favorite type of weather? Wet and soggy!
24. Why did the rain bring a ladder? To reach the high-pressure system!
25. What do raindrops turn into when they grow up? Raindudes.
26. How do raindrops get married? They coalesce.
27. Why did the lightning get detention? It was too shocking!
28. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
29. What did the tornado say to the sports car? Want to go for a spin?
30. Why don’t raindrops play cards? Because they always get shuffled around.

Hilarious Rainy Day Puns

These puns will have you laughing and enjoying even the stormiest of days.

31. Why did the rain stay home? It felt under the weather.
32. What’s a cloud’s favorite snack? Thunder crackers!
33. How do you find out the weather forecast? Go out and look up.
34. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a wild ride!
35. Why do hurricanes love adventure? Because they always take the wind with them.
36. Why was the rain so good at its job? It always went with the flow.
37. What’s the wettest animal in the rainforest? A reindeer.
38. Why did the raindrop go to school? To become a precipitation master.
39. What do you call a rainy day in a computer’s life? A wetware malfunction.
40. Why did the rain get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field.

Even More Rainy Day Puns

Keep the laughter going with these extra rainy day puns.

41. How do you greet a raindrop? With a splash!
42. What’s a rain cloud’s favorite instrument? The thunder drum.
43. Why did the storm break up with the tornado? It couldn’t handle the whirlwind romance.
44. Why was the raindrop a good detective? It always solved its cases.
45. What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
46. Why do raindrops love music? Because they can really make it rain.
47. What’s a rainstorm’s favorite game? Drizzle!
48. Why do clouds never get lost? They follow the precipi-trail.
49. Why was the lightning so good at sports? It had great energy.
50. How do you make a tissue dance in the rain? Put a little thunder in it.

More Thunderous Laughs

These puns will continue to brighten your rainy days with humor.

51. What did the cloud say to the wind? You blow me away.
52. How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a raindrop.
53. What’s a raindrop’s favorite dance? The rain dance.
54. Why don’t raindrops argue? They just let it all wash away.
55. Why was the rain cloud so confident? It had high self-esteam.
56. What do you call it when it rains ducks? Fowl weather.
57. How do raindrops start a conversation? They make a splash.
58. Why was the raindrop feeling down? It was having a cloudy day.
59. Why did the rain get a job at the computer store? To work on the cloud.
60. What do you call a snowman in the rain? A puddle.

Endless Rainy Day Fun

These puns will keep the smiles coming, no matter how rainy it gets.

61. Why did the rain go to school? To become a precipitation expert.
62. What do you call it when it rains candy? A sweet storm.
63. Why did the rain cloud break up with the sun? It couldn’t handle the heat.
64. How do raindrops apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, it won’t happen again.”
65. What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A miracle.
66. Why was the raindrop always calm? It just went with the flow.
67. What’s a cloud’s favorite movie? Singin’ in the Rain.
68. Why did the rain go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit under the weather.
69. How do raindrops stay cool? They hang out in the shade.
70. Why was the raindrop so bad at tennis? It kept hitting the net.

More Rainy Day Puns to Enjoy

These puns will make any rainy day more fun and enjoyable.

71. What’s a rainstorm’s favorite fruit? Cloud-berries.
72. Why do raindrops make good friends? They’re always there to wash away your troubles.
73. How do raindrops stay entertained? They watch the weather channel.
74. Why did the rain bring an umbrella? It wanted to stay dry.
75. What do you call a rainstorm at the beach? A shore-thing.
76. How do you make a raindrop laugh? Tell it a precipitation joke.
77. Why was the raindrop feeling blue? It was a gloomy day.
78. What do you call a rainy day in the city? An urban flood.
79. How do raindrops stay fit? They do water aerobics.
80. Why did the rain get a haircut? It wanted to look sharp.

Final Wave of Rainy Day Puns

These puns will leave you smiling, no matter how stormy it gets.

81. What’s a rain cloud’s favorite sport? Raindrop racing.
82. Why do raindrops love to dance? They have great rhythm.
83. How do you catch a rain cloud? With a net.
84. Why was the raindrop so happy? It was having a splash-tastic day.
85. What do you call a rainstorm on a holiday? A raincation.
86. How do raindrops stay informed? They read the weather report.
87. Why did the rain go to the library? To check out some precipitation books.
88. What’s a rain cloud’s favorite animal? A pitter-patter.
89. Why was the raindrop feeling lucky? It was raining good fortune.
90. How do you make a rainstorm laugh? Tell it a thunderous joke.

Endless Rainy Day Fun Continues

Keep the laughter going with these additional rainy day puns.

91. Why did the rain go to the concert? To hear the thunderous applause.
92. What do you call a rainstorm in the jungle? A tropical downpour.
93. How do raindrops stay happy? They always look on the bright side.
94. Why was the raindrop feeling energetic? It was a high-pressure day.
95. What do you call a rainy day at the amusement park? A splash-tacular time.
96. How do raindrops stay organized? They keep a weather diary.
97. Why did the rain go to the museum? To see the water exhibits.
98. What’s a rainstorm’s favorite candy? Lightning bolts.
99. How do raindrops stay creative? They paint with watercolors.
100. Why was the raindrop feeling artistic? It was inspired by the storm.

More Rainy Day Puns to Brighten Your Day

These puns will make any rainy day more enjoyable.

101. What do you call a rain storm at the zoo? A wild weather day.
102. How do raindrops stay entertained at home? They watch weather documentaries.
103. Why did the rain go to the park? To splash in the puddles.
104. What’s a rain cloud’s favorite hobby? Skywriting.
105. How do raindrops stay calm? They practice weather meditation.
106. Why was the raindrop feeling adventurous? It was ready for a stormy journey.
107. What do you call a rainstorm on a farm? A rainy-day harvest.
108. How do raindrops stay connected? They use weather apps.
109. Why did the rain go to the beach? To wash away its worries.
110. What did the rain say to the dream? Wet dreams!
111. Why is the rain considered a female? Because she is always wet!

Don’t Forget to Share These Rain-soaked Puns

Were these puns enough to wash away your rainy day blues? We sure hope so! Laughter indeed is the best umbrella to shield us from the gloomiest weather.

Remember, humor is like an umbrella, the larger it is, the more people it can cover. So, don’t just keep these puns to yourself. Share this drip-ful of funniness with your friends and family, and remember to bookmark this page so that you never lose track of this treasure trove of laughter. Keep visiting us for more hilarity because we aim to keep your spirits soaring, no matter whether it’s stormy or sunny outside.