Let’s embark on a cheerful swim through the most hilarious SpongeBob puns that are sure to get you laughing out loud, or at least exclaiming a gleeful “Barnacles!” even if you’re as grumpy as Squidward. Put on your bubble-blowing pants because you’re in for the journey of your life!
Table of the Best SpongeBob Puns
1. Why did SpongeBob step into the Krusty Krab?
Answer: For the halibut!
2. What song did Patrick and Spongebob sing at the karaoke night?
Answer: “‘Algae’ be there for you!”
3. What does SpongeBob wear to bed?
Answer: Pajama bottoms – Bikini Bottoms to be exact!
4. Why was Patrick star-prone to accidents?
Answer: Because he always takes things for granite!
5. SpongeBob’s job lives in interesting times!
Answer: Where else can a sponge be a fry cook?
6. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite ride?
Answer: A bubble-cycle!
7. What do you call SpongeBob when he plays baseball?
Answer: A square hitter!
8. How does SpongeBob view the ocean?
Answer: He always sees it glass-bottom boat full!
9. What does SpongeBob say to Squidward every morning?
Answer: “I sea you!”
10. How does SpongeBob excel in school?
Answer: He soaks up the knowledge!
11. Why did SpongeBob go to the party?
Answer: He was ready for a whale of a time!
12. What’s SpongeBob’s secret to a fit body?
Answer: He never skips leg day because he doesn’t want to be a jellyfish!
13. Why does SpongeBob love snow?
Answer: He’s a flakey kind of guy!
14. How did SpongeBob ask Sandy to hang out?
Answer: By saying, “Shell we?”
15. Why did SpongeBob cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other tide!
16. What is SpongeBob’s philosophy?
Answer: Seize the day and make it krabby patty perfect!
17. What does SpongeBob do when his water gets dirty?
Answer: He filters it because he can’t stand to sea it dirty!
18. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite day of the week?
Answer: Fry-day!
19. How did Patrick pass his test?
Answer: He chose “C”, like in sea star!
20. What do you call when SpongeBob wins a video game?
Answer: A high sea-score!
21. When offended, what epithet does SpongeBob use?
Answer: Well, barnacles!
22. Why did Squidward refuse a bubble bath?
Answer: He didn’t want to sink low!
23. How did SpongeBob describe the perfect date?
Answer: Anything as long as it doesn’t involve krabby patties!
24. What did SpongeBob tell Patrick when he moved his rock?
Answer: “That’s a coral-ful decision!”
25. What does SpongeBob read while on a long voyage?
Answer: His favorite novel – “To Kill a Mockingbirdfish!”
26. SpongeBob’s favorite recipes are…
Answer: Everything but the kitchen sponge!
27. What do you call Enlightened SpongeBob?
Answer: A spiritual sea-kher!
28. Why did SpongeBob bring two pairs of pants to his golf game?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one!
29. When did SpongeBob become a boxing champ?
Answer: When he knocked out Sandy Cheeks!
30. The key to SpongeBob’s optimism is…
Answer: To always look on the sea-bright side!
31. What does SpongeBob call his dad?
Answer: Pops-cicle!
32. What does SpongeBob say when he slides his spatula?
Answer: Krabby Patty-cake!
33. What’s SpongeBob’s least favorite month?
Answer: Squid-cember!
34. How does SpongeBob make a sea snail scratch?
Answer: With a sponge of course!
35. Why was SpongeBob cast in the new ocean film?
Answer: They figured he’d make a splash!
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