Who knew the mystical world of tarot and rib-cracking humor could collide to create such a hilarious experience? Hang onto your tarot deck as we journey through these tarot cards puns that predict giggles from here to eternity!
Did you know that Tarot cards were originally designed for playing games, not fortune-telling? They didn’t become associated with divination until the late 18th century!
Table of the Best Tarot Cards Puns
1. Tarot Readers’ Convention
Did you hear about the tarot readers’ convention? It was a real card party, but everyone saw it coming!
2. Confused Deck
Why did the tarot deck go to therapy? It was having an identity crisis, it couldn’t decide if it was a deck of cards or a fortune teller!
3. The Fool’s Journey
What did The Fool say to The World while on its journey through the tarot deck? “Let’s stop playing cards and start journeying!”
4. Tarot Diet
How does a tarot card stay fit? It incorporates healthy suites and regular exercises to keep its shape!
5. Hermit’s Adventure
Why did The Hermit leave his home? He was tired of being dealt at the bottom of the deck!
6. Sun’s Compliment
What did The Sun say to the moon card? “You’re just my type: dark and mysterious!”
7. Cup of Lavish
Why was the 9 of Cups looking so happy? It was overflowing with good vibes and couldn’t contain its emotions!
8. The Tower’s Catastrophe
Why was The Tower always on edge? Because it was afraid of falling for anyone again!
9. Star’s Wish
What did The Star say when it fell from the sky? “I wish I could land on a softer deck!”
10. Devil’s Horns
Why was The Devil card feeling self-conscious? It thought its horns were too pointy!
11. Justice’s Balance
What did Justice say to The Lovers? “You need to balance your emotions, not just your relationship.”
12. Moon’s Phases
Why did The Moon always change its mood? Because it was going through a phase!
13. Pentacle’s Wealth
How does the Pentacle get wealthy? By keeping up with the exchange rate!
14. Temperance’s Patience
What did Temperance say to the Empress? “Patience, dear, your time in dealing is coming!”
15. High Priestess’s Gossips
Why is the High Priestess the best at gossiping? Because she knows all the secrets of the deck!
16. Sword’s Sharpness
Why did nobody mess up with the Swords? Because their tongues were equally sharp!
17. The Lovers’ Decision
How do The Lovers make their decisions? With a heart that’s always in the right place!
18. The Chariot’s Speed
Why did The Chariot get a speeding ticket? Because it was rushing to the future!
19. The Empress’s Growth
Why was The Empress so good at gardening? Because she always knew when to plant new ideas!
20. Death’s Transformation
How did death invite transformation? It simply asked for a reshuffle!
21. Wands’ Ambition
Why are the Wands so ambitious? Because they always stick to their plans!
22. Wheel of Fortune’s Chance
What does the Wheel of Fortune think about chance? That everything comes full circle!
23. The Hierophant’s Teaching
Why did The Hierophant become a teacher? Because it loved dealing out knowledge!
24. Judgement’s Claim
What did Judgement say about the deck? “We need to get our facts straight before we shuffle.”
25. Magician’s Trick
Why did the Magician stand out in the deck? Because it always had a trick up its sleeve!
26. Tarot Reading Gone Wrong
Why did the tarot card reader get kicked out of the casino? Because she kept telling everyone what cards they had!
27. The Hanged Man’s New Perspective
Why did The Hanged Man become an artist? He always saw the world from a different angle!
28. Strength’s Workout
Why does the Strength card never skip leg day? Because it’s all about inner and outer strength!
29. The Lovers’ Quarrel
What did The Lovers card argue about? Whether to follow their hearts or the deck’s advice!
30. The Hierophant’s Secret
Why did The Hierophant start a blog? Because he had too many teachings to keep to himself!
Spreading Laughter, One Card At a Time
Who knew tarot could be a source of laughter? Hope these tarot cards puns colored your day with joy and light-hearted puns. So if you found a couple of puns to be tarot-ly hilarious, don’t keep the laughter to yourself.
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