Did you know that in Norse mythology, Thursday is named after Thor, the god of thunder? So let’s bring the thunder with some electrifying Thursday puns!
Welcome to Thursday, that glorious day when the weekend is so close, you can practically smell the freedom! To celebrate making it through most of the workweek, we’ve gathered a collection of delightful Thursday puns that are sure to brighten your day and give you that final push towards the weekend.
Whether you prefer your humor clever and witty or simple and silly, we’ve got you covered. So get ready to laugh your way into the weekend!
Table of the Best Thursday Puns
Thursday Thrills
Get ready to enjoy the thrill of almost reaching the weekend with these Thursday puns.
- If it’s almost Friday, why don’t we call it “Friyay-Eve” instead of Thursday?
- I have a feeling that this Thursday, I’m really going to turn up the ‘fun-shine’.
- Made a joke about Thursday and everybody laughed. Guess it didn’t fall flat-urday.
- “Tom said he hated Thursdays, but I think he just needed to get over the ‘hump’ day first.”
- As a not-so-wild party animal, my favorite day to roar is “Thurs-roar.”
- Thursday? I hardly know her!
- It’s a thurst-day for me, I just can’t stop drinking coffee today!
- I spilled coffee on my work papers. Guess it’s just not my cup of Thursday.
- Tried to lift my spirits on Thursday; it worked, I feel Friday now!
- Thursday is here! Time to untangle the week and weave in some fun.
- I don’t have feelings for Thursday, it’s just a Thurs-fling.
- I have four moods: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thank-God-It’s-Almost-Friday-Thursday.
- Unless it’s Thursday, don’t ask me to workday.
- Surely it can’t be Thursday? Feels like the week has been dragging on for days!
- Thirsty Thursday? I’m thirsty for the weekend!
- I told my friend a Thursday joke. He’s week with laughter now.
- Can’t figure out if it’s Thursday or Thirst-day, I could certainly use a drink!
- Forget it being just “Friday Eve,” I think we should officially rename it to “Almost-the-weekend” Thursday!
- Why is my Thursday always acting like a wannabe Friday?
- “Are you feeling thirsty?” “No, I’m feeling Thursday.”
Thursday Chuckles
Laugh your way through the anticipation of the weekend with these funny Thursday puns.
- What did Wednesday say to Thursday? “I can’t wait for Fri-yay!”
- Thursdays are for prepping the fun for the weekend.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite day? Thurs-day!
- Why did the bird love Thursdays? It was just a feather away from Friday!
- Thursday is like the middle child of the week. It’s not as exciting as Friday or Saturday, but it’s definitely better than Monday.
- Why did the grape love Thursdays? It was a grape time to relax.
- Thursdays are the perfect time to start winding down.
- Why is Thursday the most suspenseful day? Because it’s always plotting to become Fri-yay.
- Thursdays are the breeze before the storm of fun.
- I’m so glad it’s Thursday. Only 24 more hours until it’s acceptable to drink wine in my pajamas.
Thursday Bliss
Embrace the bliss of nearly reaching the weekend with these puns that highlight the joy of Thursdays.
- What’s a bee’s favorite day? Thurs-buzz-day!
- Why did the tree love Thursdays? It could finally leaf the week behind.
- Thursdays are the light at the end of the workweek tunnel.
- Why did the musician love Thursdays? It was the perfect time to tune up for the weekend.
- Thursdays are the rainbow before the weekend’s pot of gold.
- Why did the flower love Thursdays? It was blooming close to the weekend.
- Thursdays are the melody of the workweek.
- Why did the clock love Thursdays? It could finally start to unwind.
- Thursdays are the sunshine in the week’s weather.
- Why did the cat love Thursdays? It was purr-fectly close to the weekend.
Thursday Joy
Feel the joy of being almost at the end of the week with these puns that celebrate Thursdays.
- Why did the coffee love Thursdays? It was brewing excitement for the weekend.
- Thursdays are the cherry on top of the workweek.
- What’s a pilot’s favorite day? Thurs-fly-day!
- Why did the rabbit love Thursdays? It could finally hop into the weekend.
- Thursdays are the spark in the workweek’s fire.
- Why did the dolphin love Thursdays? It was a splash of fun before the weekend.
- Thursdays are the rhythm in the week’s song.
- Why did the turtle love Thursdays? It could finally see the finish line.
- Thursdays are the heartbeat of the workweek.
- Why did the lion love Thursdays? It was the king of anticipation.
Funny Thursday Jokes
These jokes will help you laugh through Thursday and make the wait for the weekend a little easier.
- Why did the robot love Thursdays? It was the perfect day to start recharging for the weekend.
- Thursdays are the poetry in the week’s prose.
- Why did the baker love Thursdays? It was a dough-lightful time to prepare for the weekend.
- Thursdays are the exclamation point in the workweek’s sentence.
Wrapping Up With Laughter
As you navigate Thursday with a smile painted on your face, keep these puns handy to lighten the mood. Let’s make Thursday the new Friday by infusing it with laughter and cheer. Every chuckle is a step closer to the weekend, so why not start early?
If these Thursday puns brought a bit of brightness to your day, don’t forget to share and spread the joy. After all, who couldn’t use a good laugh, especially on a Thursday? So, start your weekend early by sharing these puns, tagging us, and bookmark jokeandpun.com for your daily laughs. Keep the laughter alive, because, as we all know, the weekend is just a day away!
