135 Reliable Toyota Puns That Are Reliably Funny

Did you know that the Toyota Corolla is the best-selling car of all time, with over 50 million units sold worldwide? That’s a lot of people driving around with a smile on their face…especially after reading these hilarious Toyota puns! So buckle up, adjust your mirrors, and get ready for a laughter-filled journey through the world of wordplay. 

Whether you’re a Camry connoisseur or a Prius enthusiast, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and maybe even make you chuckle like a Tacoma engine revving to life.

Shifting into High Gear

Rev up your humor with these Toyota puns that are sure to keep you entertained.

1. How does a Toyota greet you? “Supra you doing today?”
2. Why did the Toyota get a promotion? It was always going the extra mile.
3. What do you call a suspenseful Toyota? A cliff-hanger.
4. When do Toyota owners go to bed? At a Prius-onable hour.
5. Why did the Toyota cross the road? To show the chicken it could.
6. What’s a Toyota’s favorite movie? “Fast and the Curious.”
7. Why was the Toyota always calm? It had good traction.
8. What did one Toyota say to another after a race? “That was wheel-y close!”
9. What’s a Toyota’s favorite type of footwear? High torque shoes.
10. How do Toyota fans start conversations? “Let’s exhaust this topic!”
11. Why are Toyota drivers great comedians? They have a sharp wit and tireless energy.
12. What do you call a famous Toyota? A Camry-on.
13. How do Toyotas get around on Halloween? In a spook-tacular fashion.
14. What do you call a friendly Toyota? A pal-a-lightra.
15. Why don’t Toyotas get lost? They have a great sense of direction.
16. What did the Toyota say after a tough journey? “That’s a load off my chassis!”
17. Why are Toyotas great listeners? Because they’re always tuned in.
18. What’s a Toyota’s job at a bakery? Muffler man.
19. How do you know when a Toyota has had enough? When it’s feeling tanked.
20. Why did the Toyota bring a ladder to the performance? To catch high notes.
21. What’s a Toyota’s favorite style of music? Anything with a good rhythm and steering.
22. How does a Toyota look when it’s happy? Radiator.
23. Why did the Toyota visit the doctor? It had suspensions issues.
24. What did the Toyota say at the Tesla dealership? “I’m here for the spark.”
25. Why did the Toyota start a podcast? It had so many torque points.
26. How do you calm a noisy Toyota? Give it some quiet brakes.
27. Why was the Toyota good at math? It could always carry the one.
28. What’s a Toyota’s favorite place to eat? The drive-through.

Drive Your Sense of Humor

These Toyota puns are perfect for keeping your laughter engine running smoothly.

29. How do Toyotas cheer at a soccer game? They shout, “Go, go, goal-a!”
30. Why did the Toyota win the singing contest? It had the best tune-up.
31. What do you call a Toyota on a diet? A light-weight.
32. Why did the Toyota’s owner go broke? Too many carb-uretor expenses.
33. What’s a Toyota’s favorite gym activity? Sprints.
34. How does a Prius talk on stage? In hybrid dialects.
35. Why was the Toyota always on time? It had great acceleration.
36. What’s a Toyota’s winter wish? Clear roads and no salt.
37. How do Toyotas keep in shape? By doing car-dio.
38. What’s a Toyota’s favorite animal? A four-wheel drive.
39. What dessert do Toyotas love? Ice cream… vans!
40. How do Toyotas show punctuation? With car-actors.
41. Why was the Toyota always happy? It had no idle moments.
42. What did the Toyota say to its tire? “You’re wheely important to me.”
43. How does a Toyota tell secrets? Whisper in exhaust.
44. Why did the Toyota get good grades? It was driven to succeed.
45. What do you call a magical Toyota? A Spark-le.
46. Why did the Toyota date a Honda? They had a great connection.
47. What’s a Toyota’s favorite school subject? Auto-graphy.
48. How do Toyotas celebrate birthdays? With cake and spark-plugs.
49. What did the Toyota mechanic say? “Let’s torque about it.”
50. Why do Prius drivers smile a lot? Because they’re always in a good gear.

Hitting the Road with Puns

Enjoy these Toyota puns that will keep you laughing through all your road trips.

51. What’s a Toyota owner’s favorite drink? Transmission fluid.
52. How do Toyotas play music? They use stereo-phones.
53. What’s a Toyota’s favorite game? Duck, duck, gooseneck.
54. How do Toyotas stay cool? With AC and chill.
55. Why did the Toyota tell a secret to its trunk? For some baggage handling.
56. How do Toyotas help you cook? With turbo-timers.
57. What’s a Toyota mechanic’s favorite tool? The wheely good wrench.
58. Why did the Toyota get detention? It drove too fast in school zones.
59. What’s the Toyota’s favorite dance move? The motor shuffle.
60. How do Toyota cars stay clean? They love a good wax job.
61. How did the Toyota get a makeover? With a new spoiler.
62. What’s a Toyota’s favorite gadget? The GPS-tastic.
63. Why did the Toyota park by the lake? To fish for some compliments.
64. How do you start a Toyota joke? With a key-punchline.
65. Where do Toyotas charge up? At the carb-uretor.
66. Why did the Toyota grill? It wanted to be a grille master.
67. What did the Toyota say after a hit song? “I’m the mane-vain!”
68. How does a Toyota propose? With a clutch ring.
69. Why did the Toyota feel homesick? It missed the driveway.
70. What’s a Toyota’s favorite hobby? Drive-by photography.

Cruising with Laughter

Keep your humor in gear with these delightful Toyota puns.

71. How did the Toyota lose weight? From cutting corners.
72. Why do Priuses never get tired? They have a lot of energy to spare.
73. How do Toyotas stay organized? With a clear dashboard.
74. Why are Toyotas great at sports? Because they never run out of gas.
75. What’s a popular Toyota course? Auto-engineering.
76. What’s a Toyota’s superhero name? Bolt Mobile.
77. How do Toyotas solve issues? They go under the hood.
78. Why was the Toyota cozy? It stayed in its comfort zone.
79. What do you call a Toyota’s adventurous trip? A Road-tripper.
80. What’s a Toyota’s temperature? Above freezing.
81. How do Toyotas compete in races? At breakneck speeds.
82. Why do Toyotas watch movies? For the drive-in thrill.
83. What do you call a resilient Toyota? A bumpy survivor.
84. What’s a Toyota’s daily routine? Engine purring meditation.
85. How do Toyota owners stay positive? With an energetic outlook.
86. What’s the Toyota’s favorite dinner? Motor cakes.
87. Why did the Toyota driver feel accomplished? They reached their destination.
88. How do Toyotas unwind? They take a parade lap.
89. Why did the Toyota call its friends? For engine talk.
90. What makes a Toyota a good friend? Its undying support.

Driving Home the Humor

These Toyota puns will keep you laughing all the way to your destination.

91. How do you make a Toyota laugh? With an airbag joke.
92. Why was the Toyota always picked first? It was outstanding in its field.
93. How does a Toyota relax? By cruising down a scenic route.
94. What’s a Toyota’s favorite book genre? Car-toons.
95. Why did the Toyota become a teacher? For the drive to educate.
96. What did the Toyota say to the speeding ticket? “You brake me!”
97. How do Toyotas express love? With a windshield note.
98. Why did the Toyota turn on the radio? For frequency vibes.
99. What’s a Toyota’s workout slogan? Rev it up!
100. How does a Toyota connect with friends? On social media platforms.
101. Why do Toyota drivers love puzzles? They enjoy putting the pieces together.
102. What’s a Toyota’s favorite toy? Hot Wheels.
103. How do Toyotas play in the water? By making a splash.
104. Why did the Toyota join the band? For the high notes.
105. How do Toyotas handle stress? With a deep tire rotation.
106. What’s a Toyota’s favorite winter sport? Snow tires skiing.
107. How do Toyotas share news? Through the car-vine.
108. What keeps a Toyota stable? Good alignment.
109. What’s a Toyota’s fashion statement? Drive wear.
110. Why do Toyotas love summer? For the road trips.
111. How do you compliment a Toyota? “Your drive is inspirational.”
112. How does a Toyota make friends? By being reliable.
113. What’s a Toyota’s favorite desert? Sand dunes.
114. Why do Toyota drivers stay calm? They have everything under control.
115. How did the Toyota change trends? It shifted gears.
116. How do Toyotas celebrate holidays? With a joy ride.
117. What did the Toyota say during the rain? “Glad I have wipers.”
118. How do Toyotas express joy? By honking.
119. Why did the Toyota go vegetarian? It loved green paths.
120. What’s the Toyota’s favorite color? Blue sky.
121. How do Toyotas handle the spotlight? With bright headlights.
122. What’s a Toyota’s weekend plan? Scenic drives.
123. Why do Toyotas never get bored? Their playlist is ever-revving.
124. How does a Toyota stay sharp? By keeping its edge.
125. What’s a Toyota’s DIY project? Customized spoilers.
126. Why did the Toyota move to Tokyo? It wanted to be a city car!
127. How do Toyotas plan events? By mapping it out.
128. Why did the Toyota bake cookies? To feel car-mfortable.
129. What’s a Toyota’s stand-up routine? Puns with torque.
130. How does a Toyota make headlines? By steering attention.
131. What’s a Toyota’s bedtime routine? Nightly tune-ups.
132. Why did the Toyota go to the sushi restaurant? To get a Tuna Roll-a!
133. Why did the Toyota start feeling insecure around the Tesla? Because the Tesla kept talking about its “electric” personality!
134. Why did the Toyota, BMW, and Mercedes decide to go on a road trip together? Because they wanted to see which one would get the most “likes” on Instagram!
135. Why did some people sell their Toyotas? Because they wanted to trade up to a Camry-er life!

By now, your gas tank of laughter should be full, and your smile meter should be through the roof!

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