139 Tuesday Puns That Will Get You Through the Week

Waking up on a Tuesday can be tough, but with the right kind of humor, you can turn your weekday blues into uncontrollable giggles. The start of a new week doesn’t always have to be a drag; a laugh or two can just be the ingredient needed to stir up a boring day.

So, dust off your funny bones and jump right into our delightful buffet of Tuesday Puns that will tickle your senses.

Did you know that Tuesday is the most productive day of the week? According to a study, employees are most efficient on Tuesdays compared to any other weekday!

Classic Tuesday Puns

1. I’m having a hard time getting started today. It’s like I’ve got a case of the Tuesdays.
2. Two’s Day! A better name for Tuesday, unfortunately just a pun.
3. Why doesn’t Tuesday talk to Monday? Because it comes a-day after.
4. What is the favorite day of tennis players? Serve’s day aka Tuesday.
5. What does Tuesday say to Monday? I’m just two days behind you.
6. Salad eating is a must on this day. It’s always a “choosetoohealthy” Tuesday!
7. Even if Tuesday seems tooslow, remember we’re all in this together!
8. What do cats say on Tuesday? It’s Tuna’s day!
9. Which day of the week is heavy? Fat Tuesday.
10. Why is Tuesday the wisest weekday? Because it’s always in the know – Tuesday (Two’s day)!
11. What’s Tuesday’s favorite dessert? Two-tier cake!
12. What does Tuesday have in its hair? Twos-day buns!
13. The Tuesdays that are rough make us appreciate the ‘Twos-days’ that are good.
14. Two’s day is too-rrific if you just face it with positivity!
15. Why did Tuesday go to therapy? Because it had weekday syndrome.
16. Who is Tuesday’s favorite musician? Bono, because he was in U’Two’!
17. Why did Tuesday break up with Monday? Because it was too boring.
18. Tuesday: The weekday that’s always too sober.
19. Why does Tuesday love math? Because it’s always about the two’s.
20. I have a date tonight and guess what, it’s with Tuesday!

Funny Tuesday Puns

21. The “two-ing” and fro-ing of Tuesday usually gets me on my toes.
22. What is Tuesday’s favorite drink? Tea-two!
23. Why does Tuesday always feel left out? Because it’s in the middle of the week and no one notices it.
24. Why was Tuesday feeling so tired? Because it’s still recovering from Monday.
25. Why did Tuesday visit the doctor? It was feeling a bit weak.
26. Why did Tuesday wear glasses? To see what the week had in store.
27. Why do Tuesdays never win races? They always come in “two”nd place.
28. Why did the calendar bring Tuesday flowers? It wanted to brighten up its day.
29. Why is Tuesday the most productive day? Because it’s not quite Monday and not yet Wednesday!
30. What’s Tuesday’s favorite color? Two-tone.
31. Why did the coffee file a police report on Tuesday? It got mugged.
32. How does Tuesday keep in shape? It does Two-robics.
33. Why did Tuesday fail its driving test? It couldn’t make a u-Tuesday.
34. What’s a Tuesday’s favorite movie genre? Tworillers.
35. What’s Tuesday’s favorite exercise? Two-ups.
36. How did Tuesday win the talent show? By doing a two-step.
37. What did Tuesday say to Wednesday? “I’m two days ahead of you!”
38. What’s Tuesday’s favorite breakfast? Twoast and jam.
39. Why did Tuesday become an artist? To make two-dimensional art.
40. Why did Tuesday go to school? To get a little “two-torial.”

Silly Tuesday Puns

41. What does Tuesday wear to the beach? A two-piece swimsuit.
42. Why did Tuesday start a band? To play some two-nes.
43. What’s Tuesday’s favorite dance move? The two-step.
44. How does Tuesday stay cool in the summer? With a two-nic.
45. Why did Tuesday get a haircut? To look sharp for the week.
46. What’s Tuesday’s favorite card game? Twos.
47. What did Tuesday do at the party? It brought a twos-day cake.
48. Why did Tuesday visit the zoo? To see the two-cans.
49. What’s Tuesday’s favorite board game? Twoopoly.
50. How does Tuesday like its coffee? With two sugars.
51. What’s Tuesday’s favorite instrument? The tuba.
52. Why did Tuesday get a tattoo? To remember to stay two-rific.
53. What does Tuesday call its friends? The terrific twos.
54. What’s Tuesday’s favorite TV show? Twin Peaks.
55. Why did Tuesday go to the bakery? To get some twos-day pastries.
56. How does Tuesday keep its garden? In two-ps.
57. What’s Tuesday’s favorite planet? Twoneptune.
58. Why did Tuesday go to the gym? To do some two-ups.
59. What’s Tuesday’s favorite ice cream? Two-berry.
60. Why did Tuesday get a new phone? To stay in two-ch.

Whimsical Tuesday Puns

61. What does Tuesday eat for lunch? Two-na sandwich.
62. Why did Tuesday become a chef? To make two-licious meals.
63. What’s Tuesday’s favorite animal? The twos-day turtle.
64. Why did Tuesday take a nap? It needed a rest from being too awesome.
65. What does Tuesday listen to? Two-nes on the radio.
66. How does Tuesday start its day? With a two-minute meditation.
67. Why did Tuesday go to the library? To read two-thousand books.
68. What’s Tuesday’s favorite flower? Two-lips.
69. Why did Tuesday become a doctor? To help people feel two better.
70. What’s Tuesday’s favorite candy? Twix.
71. How does Tuesday stay motivated? By setting two goals.
72. Why did Tuesday visit the beach? To build two sandcastles.
73. What’s Tuesday’s favorite drink? Two-nic water.
74. How does Tuesday decorate its house? With two-paintings.
75. Why did Tuesday get a new car? To drive two-fast.
76. What’s Tuesday’s favorite hobby? Two-knit.
77. Why did Tuesday become a pilot? To fly two the sky.
78. What’s Tuesday’s favorite dessert? Twoffee pudding.
79. How does Tuesday relax? With a two-hour spa day.
80. Why did Tuesday start a blog? To share its two-rific adventures.

Creative Tuesday Puns

81. What’s Tuesday’s favorite vegetable? Two-matoes.
82. Why did Tuesday get a pet? To have a two-companion.
83. How does Tuesday spend its weekends? Planning for the two days ahead.
84. What’s Tuesday’s favorite book? Two Kill a Mockingbird.
85. Why did Tuesday join a choir? To sing in two-ny.
86. What’s Tuesday’s favorite game show? Wheel of Two-rune.
87. How does Tuesday keep its hair? In two pigtails.
88. Why did Tuesday take a cooking class? To learn two recipes.
89. What’s Tuesday’s favorite holiday? Two’s Eve.
90. How does Tuesday stay fashionable? With a two-style wardrobe.
91. Why did Tuesday become a dancer? To do the two-step.
92. What’s Tuesday’s favorite fruit? Two-nanas.
93. How does Tuesday celebrate? With a two-day party.
94. Why did Tuesday become a scientist? To study two-ology.
95. What’s Tuesday’s favorite bird? The two-can.
96. How does Tuesday keep its teeth clean? With two-thpaste.
97. Why did Tuesday get a diploma? To show its two-rific achievements.
98. What’s Tuesday’s favorite snack? Two-ritos.
99. How does Tuesday stay in touch? With two social media accounts.
100. Why did Tuesday go to the park? To enjoy two nature walks.

Fresh and Fun Tuesday Puns

101. What’s Tuesday’s favorite sport? Two-nis.
102. How does Tuesday handle stress? With two breathing exercises.
103. Why did Tuesday get a planner? To organize its two-dos.
104. What’s Tuesday’s favorite fish? Two-na.
105. How does Tuesday stay fit? By doing two-yoga.
106. Why did Tuesday get a watch? To keep track of two time zones.
107. What’s Tuesday’s favorite soup? Two-der.
108. How does Tuesday enjoy the weekend? By planning for the next two days.
109. Why did Tuesday write a book? To share its two wisdoms.
110. What’s Tuesday’s favorite color? Two-tone blue.
111. How does Tuesday stay creative? By brainstorming two ideas.
112. Why did Tuesday become an artist? To create two masterpieces.
113. What’s Tuesday’s favorite pie? Two-fruit pie.
114. How does Tuesday unwind? With two relaxation techniques.
115. Why did Tuesday start a podcast? To talk about its two experiences.
116. What’s Tuesday’s favorite salad? Two-slaw.
117. How does Tuesday stay hydrated? By drinking two glasses of water.
118. Why did Tuesday join a gym? To do two workouts.
119. What’s Tuesday’s favorite type of weather? Two-nadoes.
120. How does Tuesday prepare for the week? By setting two goals.
121. Why did Tuesday get a telescope? To see two stars.
122. What’s Tuesday’s favorite holiday? Two Year’s Day.
123. How does Tuesday stay positive? By thinking of two good things.
124. Why did Tuesday get a pet? To have two-panion animals.
125. What’s Tuesday’s favorite season? Two-tumn.
126. How does Tuesday stay entertained? By watching two movies.
127. Why did Tuesday become a photographer? To capture two moments.
128. What’s Tuesday’s favorite soup? Two-mato bisque.
129. How does Tuesday stay productive? By using two planners.
130. Why did Tuesday go to the spa? To get two treatments.
131. What’s Tuesday’s favorite cookie? Two-chip.
132. How does Tuesday stay cool in summer? With two fans.
133. Why did Tuesday take up painting? To create two masterpieces.
134. What’s Tuesday’s favorite holiday? Two’s Giving.
135. How does Tuesday celebrate birthdays? With two cakes.
136. Why did Tuesday get new shoes? To walk two miles.
137. What’s Tuesday’s favorite ice cream? Two-scoops.
138. How does Tuesday start the week? By planning two activities.
139. Why did Tuesday become an author? To write two bestsellers.

Now That’s What We Call a Pun-derful Tuesday!

We hope these Tuesday puns have turned your average midweek day into a barrel of laughs. Remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get punning! Feel free to share this with your friends and family, because who doesn’t need a reason to lighten up their day? Do come back for more when you’re in need of another comedic rescue.

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