Tickling your funny bone has never been this regal! We’ve unrolled the red carpet and gathered some of the most clever, cheeky, and downright hilarious royalty jokes. Whether you’re a jester in training or an established joke monarch, these humorous gems are bound to make you laugh and bow down in admiration.
Here’s a super fun fact to ease you in: Did you know that Queen Elizabeth I employed a court jester named Richard Tarleton, who was so influential that Shakespeare based a character on him? Yep, the roots of royal humor run deep!
Ever wondered why kings and queens always look so serious in paintings? It’s because no one ever told them these jokes!
Table of the Funniest Royalty Jokes
1. Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his crown checked!
2. How does a royal corgi like its eggs?
Scruff-led.
3. What does a queen use when she maps out her empire?
A royal-ruler.
4. Why don’t royals play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding a castle!
5. Why was the young monarch always late to their own meetings?
They lost track of heir time.
6. What do you call a knight who’s afraid to fight?
Sir Render!
7. Why did the queen sit on a throne made of bubble wrap?
For the supreme r’oyal’ treatment!
8. How do royals stay cool during the summer?
They have lots of fans.
9. Why did the prince bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
10. What do you call a lazy prince?
The heir-conditioned.
11. Why did the royal chef quit?
Because he couldn’t keep up with the throne room service.
12. What’s a queen’s favorite type of weather?
Reign.
13. How do princes like their jokes?
In jest.
14. Why did the knight get a ticket in the parking lot?
For double jousting.
15. What’s a royal gardener’s favorite vine?
King’s Ivy (Kudos to King Henry VIII).
16. Why did the princess go to art school?
To improve her royal-ty.
17. What do royals eat when they travel incognito?
Crownie Bars.
18. Why was the king of the jungle a good leader?
He always roared with confidence.
19. What kind of stories do royal ghosts tell?
Boo-ks of his-story.
20. Why did the royal trumpet player get promoted?
He blew their socks off!
21. How did the monarch react upon losing a chess game?
They were one knight short of a kingdom.
22. What did the king say after watching a magic show?
That’s some major sorcery, bro!
23. What music do kings and queens listen to?
Royal-ty free beats.
24. Why do royal jesters never get depressed?
They take jest-er breaks.
25. How did the queen show off her new phone?
She liked to flaunt-ain.
26. Why was the queen’s library so big?
It was filled with novel ideas.
27. What can you say about royal etiquette?
It’s all about savoir-fare.
28. Why did the royal cook get an award?
For being the cream of the crop.
29. How do royals greet each other at parties?
With a high tea-five.
30. Why did the knight bring a pen to battle?
Because the pen is mightier than the sword.
31. What did the king do when he couldn’t find his throne?
He was throne-ed off balance.
32. Why was the princess a great cashier?
She always made royal change.
33. What do you call a well-dressed prince?
Dapper heir.
34. Why did the queen love maths?
Because she adored remainders of her kingdom.
35. How do monarchs enjoy their music?
In full aristocrasound.
36. Why did the royal musician get fired?
For playing too many treble jokes.
37. Why did the prince refuse to marry?
Because he couldn’t find his princ-ess match.
38. How did the king handle his kingdom’s finances?
With shining e-coins.
39. What makes a royal advisor happy?
Keen-gdom service.
40. Why did the young monarch go on a diet?
To reign in the pounds!
41. Who helps a knight with his taxes?
A squire accountant.
42. Why did the dragon attend school?
To become a knight scholar.
43. What do you call royalty who always knows what’s trending?
An influencer royal.
44. What games do royals play at night?
Knight and seek.
45. Why did the queen go to the spa?
To get away from life’s crowning achievements.
46. How did the knight chat with his sweetheart?
He used hue and knight messages!
47. Why did the royal shoe fitter quit?
Because he couldn’t bear the foot of subjects.
48. What job did the royal beanbag have?
Heir-chair.
49. How did the queen send a message to her kingdom?
By royal mail.
50. Why do castles have strong locks?
Forforts.
51. What do you call a party thrown by a monarch?
A ruler-rave.
52. Why is the king always warm in winter?
He wears a reign coat.
53. How does the queen know her subjects love her?
They can’t stop crowning around!
54. Why do monarchs never get lost?
Because they have excellent reign-navigational skills.
55. Why don’t kings and queens use social media?
They don’t like to scroll down too much history.
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