Karaoke night—where even your tone-deaf bestie transforms into a superstar after one too many rounds of liquid courage. And let’s face it, we’ve all been that person whose voice would make dogs howl, but somehow, after picking up that sacred microphone, we feel like Beyoncé or Freddie Mercury themselves.
So what’s better than turning up the good times at your next karaoke session? Filling it with belly-aching laughter, of course!
Fun fact: Karaoke originates from Japan, and the word literally means “empty orchestra.” Fitting, right? Now, imagine filling that empty orchestra room with swing-worthy, sing-along-worthy jokes!
To make sure your next karaoke night is over-the-top memorable, we’ve curated the ultimate collection of karaoke jokes that will have your friends singing “Don’t Stop Believin’” and laughing their hearts out. Whether you’re Team Ballad or living your best life belting out ‘80s rock anthems, these tunes of humor will strike a chord. Let’s hit that high note!
Table of the Funniest Karaoke Jokes
1. Why don’t singers trust karaoke machines?
Because some of them get a little too pitchy!
2. What’s a karaoke singer’s least favorite instrument?
A critic!
3. Why are karaoke lovers always smiling?
Because they know life without a microphone would B-flat.
4. What song do cats love to sing at karaoke?
“What’s New Pussycat?” by Tom Jones.
5. What do you call a karaoke night with no microphone?
An amped disaster waiting to happen.
6. Why did the microphone break up with the speaker?
It just wasn’t hearing enough feedback.
7. Why do opera singers make terrible karaoke participants?
They take all the high notes too seriously.
8. What’s the best way to silence someone’s karaoke performance?
Tell them it’s intermission… no one ever wants the break!
9. Why did the karaoke contest go viral online?
Because the performances hit all the right notes.
10. What’s the most popular duet at karaoke night with plants?
“Kiss from a Rose” by Seal!
11. How does a bird start its karaoke performance?
By winging it.
12. Why don’t skeletons do karaoke?
They don’t have the guts to sing!
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite part of karaoke night?
The boo-gie down tunes.
14. Do you know why chairs hate karaoke?
Because people always leave them for the stage.
15. Why did the DJ get invited to karaoke night?
Because he could really spin a tune.
16. What happens when the karaoke host forgets the lyrics?
It’s a sing-along catastrophe.
17. What did the karaoke mic say to the confident singer?
“Let’s make some beautiful noise together.”
18. Which Star Wars character would crush it on karaoke night?
Chewbacca. He’s got the growl and the howl!
19. Why did the karaoke singer become a barista?
Because they mastered pouring shots… of espresso and vodka.
20. What’s a balloon’s favorite karaoke song?
“99 Red Balloons” by Nena.
21. Why was the karaoke machine feeling blue?
Because someone skipped playing the blues genre all night.
22. Why was the microphone always invited to karaoke night?
Because it amplifies the fun!
23. Did you hear about the broomstick who did karaoke?
It really swept everyone off their feet.
24. Why was the ceiling fan banned from karaoke night?
It just kept spinning wild rumors about the performances.
25. Why did the bee join the karaoke competition?
Because its buzzing was in pitch-perfect harmony!
26. What’s a hipster’s favorite karaoke track?
The one you’ve never heard before.
27. Why did the math teacher quit karaoke night early?
Because they couldn’t count on anyone to sing on time.
28. What’s a pirate’s favorite karaoke song?
“This is the captain…” Oh, wait. Anything by “Sea” Lo Green.
29. What do you call someone who sings karaoke in the shower?
The next bathroom idol!
30. Why are karaoke bars great for introverts?
Because they can finally sing like no one’s watching—except they are.
31. What did the microphone say to the shy singer?
“Speak up and sing out!”
32. Why should you date a karaoke singer?
Because they know when to take center stage and when to let you duet.
33. Why did the pencil bomb at karaoke?
It couldn’t draw any attention.
34. When do cats sing their best?
When they’re purr-fectly warmed up.
35. Why did the microphone refuse to sing at karaoke night?
It lost its voice after all those hot hits.
36. How did the refrigerator prepare for karaoke night?
It chilled out and got cool before the performance.
37. Why do comedians make terrible karaoke singers?
They can’t stop punch-lining their way through the songs.
38. What’s a fish’s go-to karaoke song?
“Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid.
39. What did the jar of honey sing at karaoke?
“I bring sweet vibes, nothing else!”
40. Why did the computer fail at karaoke night?
Because every song was out of sync.
41. What happens when you sing karaoke wearing a construction helmet?
You’ll really hit… the floor with your performance!
42. What’s a skeleton’s signature karaoke tune?
“Bad to the Bone.”
43. Why don’t vampires sing karaoke?
Because they’re scared of hitting the high “stake” notes.
44. What happened to the music sheet that got too cocky at karaoke?
It was erased from history.
45. What did one karaoke singer say to the other off-key performer?
“Let’s leave the singing to the professionals… or the shower.”
46. Why did the oven excel at karaoke night?
It knew how to heat up the competition.
47. What’s a tree’s favorite karaoke song?
Can’t stop singing, “I Will Survive!”
48. How did the frog prepare for karaoke night?
It practiced its croak in the shower.
49. What’s a pizza’s favorite karaoke song?
“Slice of Heaven.”
50. What do you call a karaoke session that ends perfectly on time?
Miraculous!
51. What’s a cloud’s favorite karaoke song?
“Blown Away” by Carrie Underwood.
52. Why do singers love karaoke apps?
Because even in pixel form, they can rock a crowd.
53. How does a weather reporter crush karaoke night?
They’re pros at reading the atmosphere.
54. Why did the spoon leave the table to sing karaoke?
It couldn’t handle being part of the place setting.
55. What does a karaoke singer’s closet look like?
Full of last-minute costume changes!
56. Why don’t clocks compete at karaoke?
Because they only tick to their own time signature.
57. What do dental hygienists sing at karaoke?
“Brush Up on Karaoke Skills.”
58. Why did the opera singer skip karaoke night?
Too many casuals hitting the false notes.
59. What do you call a karaoke singer who doesn’t share the stage?
A solo-lomaniac.
60. Why is karaoke everyone’s favorite event?
Because there’s no wrong way to have fun with a microphone!
61. What’s a cereal box’s favorite karaoke hit?
“I’m Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!”
62. What song does a baker sing at karaoke night?
“Taste of Heaven” (with extra butter).
63. Why do actors excel at karaoke night?
Because they really get into character during performances.
64. Why did the karaoke singer fail the history exam?
They couldn’t stop studying the musical eras instead of the historical ones.
65. How do pirates warm-up for karaoke night?
With a hearty “Yarrr” exercise.
66. What’s an astronaut’s favorite karaoke song?
“Fly Me to the Moon.”
67. Why does the mirror hate attending karaoke nights?
It refuses to reflect badly voiced performances.
68. What’s a scientist’s favorite thing about karaoke?
No matter what happens, they’ll call it an experiment.
69. Why did the ocean ask for an extra mic at karaoke?
Because it wanted to bring the waves!
70. What’s the secret ingredient to any excellent karaoke night?
A sprinkle of bad singing and a dollop of laughter.
71. Why did the dog start the show at karaoke night?
Because everyone knew it was the howl of the evening.
72. What’s a snowman’s jam at karaoke?
“Let It Snow, Let It Go, or Let It Sing!”
73. Why did the koala refuse to sing at karaoke night?
It claimed it didn’t have the bear-ings for it.
74. Did you hear about the guy who pitched too high at karaoke?
Turns out, nobody wanted the sequel performance.
75. What does the Eiffel Tower sing at karaoke?
“Don’t Look Down on Me.”
76. What’s the sun’s go-to karaoke jam?
“I am a Radiant Star!”
77. Why did the tree laugh after karaoke night?
Because they pinned it on every branch.
78. Why don’t dolphins sing at karaoke night?
They might flip out if the wrong song comes on.
79. How do plants warm up for karaoke night?
They photosync with each other before the big show.
80. What does the moon say before taking the mic?
“It’s my time to shine, baby.”
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There you have it—side-splitting karaoke jokes that are guaranteed to put the “fun” back into your next karaoke night. Don’t let these gems stay hidden at the bottom of your playlist—share them with your friends and bookmark this page so you’ll always have fresh humor to drop when the mic (or the energy) gets low.
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