The universe is vast, but our love for alien jokes is even bigger. Whether or not you believe in little green men, there’s no denying that the concept of aliens sparks a whole galaxy of laughter.
Did you know that, according to a 2012 National Geographic survey, 77% of Americans believe there are signs that aliens have visited Earth? That’s a lot of believers in UFO humor!
Ready to embark on a stellar journey of hilarity? Buckle up and prepare for takeoff with these out-of-this-world jokes that are sure to leave you laughing your spaceship off.
Table of the Funniest Alien Jokes
Hilarious Alien Jokes to Lighten Your Day!
Check out these funny alien jokes that are sure to make you giggle like you’re floating in space. Perfect for kids and adults alike, these jokes will have you seeing stars!
1. What do you call an alien with three eyes?
Aliiien.
2. Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
3. How do aliens organize a party?
They planet.
4. Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend?
She needed more space.
5. What is an alien’s favorite place on a computer?
The space bar.
6. Why did the alien go to school?
To get a little bit brighter.
7. How do aliens pay for coffee?
With Starbucks.
8. What do aliens use to clean their houses?
Space brooms.
9. How do aliens keep their pants up?
With asteroid belts.
10. Why did the alien cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
11. What’s an alien’s favorite chocolate?
Mars bars.
12. What do you call a funny alien?
A stand-up-uranus.
13. Why are aliens bad at stand-up comedy?
Their jokes are too in-tent-sive.
14. How does an alien schedule his day?
By using a time warp.
15. Why did the alien visit Saturn?
Because it heard the planet had awesome rings.
16. How do you throw a space party?
You planet it well in advance.
17. What kind of music do aliens play?
Space rock.
18. What game do alien cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
19. Why did the alien decide to become a musician?
He had a lot of space to fill.
20. How do aliens bake cookies?
On a lunar surface.
21. What’s a space traveler’s favorite animal?
A hedgehog, because it’s out of this world.
22. How do aliens request a song?
They beam it up.
23. What do you call an alien who loves to dance?
A boogie-ploon.
24. Why are aliens always calm?
Because they have stellar patience.
25. How does an alien write a memo?
In etchings and starlights.
26. Why don’t aliens ever get lost?
They always follow the Milky Way.
27. What did the alien say when he landed on Earth?
Take me to your taco.
28. How do aliens stay cool in space?
They find the coolest spots on Pluto.
29. Why don’t aliens play baseball?
They couldn’t find the home plate.
30. What’s the difference between an alien and a ghost?
One is extraterrestrial, the other is extradimensional.
31. What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder.
32. Why do aliens love math?
Because it’s universal.
33. How do aliens like their coffee?
Black out of this world.
34. Why was the alien tired?
It had too many spaced-out nights.
35. What’s an alien’s favorite keyboard key?
Escape.
36. Why can’t aliens keep secrets?
Because they’re always giving away star signs.
37. How did the alien learn English?
Through asteroid immersion courses.
38. What’s an alien’s favorite fruit?
Kiwi, because it reminds them of little green UFOs.
39. How do you apologize to an alien?
You give them a meteor.
40. What’s an astronaut’s favorite board game?
Solar-opoly.
41. How do aliens tell the age of the universe?
With star-ometers.
42. What’s an alien’s favorite movie genre?
Sci-fly.
43. What do you call an alien baker?
A bread and spacemaker.
44. How do aliens go on vacation?
On space cruises.
45. What currency do aliens use?
Galac-tokens.
46. Why do aliens like sunbathing?
They enjoy being light-years ahead.
47. How did the aliens clean their spaceship?
With comets.
48. What do aliens eat on their sandwiches?
Space jam.
49. How do aliens study space?
By taking star notes.
50. What’s an alien’s favorite game?
Asteroids.
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