It’s time for the Dragon Boat Festival – and you know what that means! It’s also time for humor with a side of dragon-boat and rice dumplings (zongzi).
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Just like Christmas brings jolly Santa jokes, Thanksgiving serves up turkey puns, Mid-Autumn Festival glows with mooncake giggles, St. Patrick’s Day charms with leprechaun laughs, and Halloween spooks with ghostly gags, the Dragon Boat Festival paddles in with its own unique brand of Dragon Boat Festival jokes
So, grab your paddles and get ready for a wave of laughter with these dragon boat-themed jokes!
Table of the Funniest Dragon Boat Festival Jokes
1. What do dragon boats and jokes have in common?
They both have the power to make you crack up in waves!
2. Why don’t dragon boats make good secret keepers?
Because they always leak!
3. What do you call a dragon boat with no paddlers?
A drag-gone boat!
4. Why was the dragon boat so trendy?
Because it always goes with the row!
5. How does the dragon boat communicate with its paddlers?
It uses canoe-dle language!
6. Why did the dragon boat get kicked out of the race?
For taking a leak mid-way!
7. Why did the paddler break up with the dragon boat?
Because he needed some space to paddle his own canoe!
8. What did the paddler say to his sleepy partner?
Row, row, row your bows, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a wet dream!
9. Why are dragon boat festivals considered romantic?
Because most relationships are up the creek without a paddle!
10. What did the dragon boat say to the paddler with poor rhythm?
I think we need to row our separate ways!
11. Why did the paddler get a promotion?
Because he really knows how to pull some strings!
12. What’s a dragon boat’s favorite type of music?
Row-ck and Roll!
13. Why did the zongzi go to therapy?
Because it had too many sticky issues!
14. What did the introverted zongzi say at the party?
I am too wrapped up in myself to mingle!
15. Why are zongzis the best party food?
Because they are always steamed up and ready to roll!
16. What’s a zongzi’s favorite type of humor?
Wrap-comedy!
17. Why are zongzis terrible gossipers?
They keep everything under wraps!
18. What do you call a zongzi who’s always lost in thought?
A deep-fried thinker!
19. What did one zongzi say to the other at the Dragon Boat Festival?
“We’re really soaking up the atmosphere, aren’t we?”
20. How do zongzis remedy a boo-boo?
With a rice bandage!
21. What kind of zongzi is always ready to play?
A game-bao!
22. Why do zongzis never lie?
Because they are down to the rice grains!
23. How do zongzis express agreement?
Rice on!
24. How did the lonely zongzi cheer itself up?
By joining a sticky club!
25. Why did the zongzi go on a diet?
Because it was tired of carrying around extra grains!
26. What do you call a slow zongzi?
A slow-cooker!
27. Why do zongzis make terrible secret agents?
They constantly spill their fillings!
28. Why don’t zongzis go to the beach?
They are afraid of getting steamier!
29. How do zongzis exercise?
They do rice-ups!
30. What did the dragon boat say to the zongzi?
Together, we make this festival row-lingly amazing!
Drown Your Sorrows in Mirth
We hope these dragon boat festival jokes stirred the waters of your humor and had you in splits! Remember, a good laugh is a stroke that keeps you going!
Share these oarsome jokes with friends or family – laughter is, after all, a paddle best enjoyed together. Don’t forget to bookmark jokeandpun.com for your daily dose of funnies and keep your humor rowing!
