If cupid were a comedian, we’re sure his arrows would deliver punchlines instead of love notes! And when it comes to love, laughter is just as important as romance. After all, they say a good sense of humor is one of the most attractive traits someone can have. A study even shows that shared laughter keeps relationships strong.
So, why not mix a little passion with puns, smooches with snickers, and plant a big ol’ kiss on your lover’s funny bone? Prepare to pucker up with some light-hearted, lip-smacking hilarity that’s sure to hit both your heartstrings and your funny bone! With a collection like this, love and laughter are just a punchline away.
Before we dive into the funnies, here’s a kiss-worthy fun fact: The longest kiss lasted an eye-watering 58 hours, 35 minutes and 58 seconds!
Now, we can’t guarantee you’ll laugh for that long, but these romantic kiss jokes will definitely keep your spirits locked in a passionate embrace of giggles!
Table of the Funniest Kiss Jokes
1. What did the lips say to the kiss?
You crack me up every time!
2. Why did the bee kiss the flower?
Because he found her simply pollen-tastic!
3. Why are kisses like a boxing match?
Because someone is always going in for a knockout!
4. How do you make a kiss sweeter?
Add a little sugar lip balm!
5. Why was the computer nervous for the kiss?
It didn’t want to crash from too much smooching bandwidth!
6. What do you call two kissing deer?
A love at first buck.
7. Why did the calendar blush after getting a kiss?
Because it saw its date!
8. What did one kiss say to the other at a party?
“Let’s get this lip sync started!”
9. How does a physicist describe romantic chemistry?
You’re the “reaction” every time our lips “bond!”
10. Why don’t ghosts make great kissers?
Because they’re just boo-ring!
11. What is a vampire’s favorite way to show affection?
A bite-kiss combo—lip smack and snack!
12. Why did the moon refuse a kiss?
It was a little two-faced in its feelings!
13. Why did the fish call off the kiss?
It wasn’t ready to go lips-deep just yet.
14. What’s the best way to steal a kiss at the library?
Check out on a couple of “terms” first!
15. Why did the bread kiss the oven?
It was head-over-heels for something “yeasty.”
16. How do kisses work in the vegetable kingdom?
With a-peas and carrots!
17. Why did the basketball player give a quick kiss before the game?
Gotta warm up the court with some love!
18. What do you call birds who kiss in the sky?
Aerial smooches—you know, high-flying romance!
19. Why are kisses and milk similar?
Because they’re both best-served fresh!
20. Why did the phone miss the kiss?
No Connection! Wi-Fi was down.
21. Why did the math book refuse to kiss?
It said things were too complicated to figure out.
22. What is love without laughter?
Just a kiss without the giggle kick!
23. Why do snails make slow kissers?
Because they like to leave a long trail!
24. Why do actors love group scenes with kisses?
Because they’re set for a major “lip” service!
25. What did the rose say after a kiss?
I’m feeling petal-culiar!
26. How does a rainbow react to a surprise kiss?
With a hue-tiful blush!
27. Why did the couple only kiss after dessert?
Because their love needed a sweet note—a kiss that fondants everything!
28. How do you know when it’s time for a playful kiss?
When there’s a lip-smacking opportunity!
29. Why do sandwiches always give the best kisses?
Because they’re all about that perfect “filling.”
30. Why don’t vampires go for regular French kisses?
Because they’re already experts in “fang-cy” kisses!
31. What did the ocean say to the shore after a kiss?
Nothing, it just waved goodbye.
32. Why do roller coasters remind people of kisses?
Because they both have their ups and downs!
33. How do stars exchange affection?
With star-crossed smooches from galaxies far, far away.
34. What kind of kiss do painters love?
A brush with romance!
35. What’s the perfect kiss at Thanksgiving?
A “cran-kissed” sauce!
36. How do donuts show each other love?
They go for a glaze – and kiss!
37. Why did the snowman under-kiss his snow-woman?
Because he was afraid she’d melt too fast!
38. What kind of kiss should you avoid at a concert?
A sound-lip—you might cause feedback!
39. Why did the chocolate bar ask for a kiss?
Because it needed someone sweet to melt with.
40. What do you call a kiss from a light bulb?
Bright affection!
41. How do two hearts kiss when they meet each other?
With a pulse-pounding smooch!
42. Why did the owl refuse a kiss?
Because it wanted to keep things hootenanny professional!
43. Why did the meteor want a kiss?
It was just looking for a cosmic kiss-off!
44. How do pancakes kiss in the morning?
With a syrupy smooch.
45. What kind of kiss does a tree ask for?
Just a little peck under the mistletoe.
46. What do you call a foggy kiss?
Misty love—that’s a fade you don’t forget!
47. When’s the best time to kiss a math lover?
After solving a pi-luscious problem!
48. How do you kiss someone at a masquerade party?
In-disguise smooch!
49. Why didn’t the keyboard like giving kisses?
Too much space in between.
50. What do gardeners call two green thumbs kissing?
A “blooming” romance!
51. Why did the astronaut refuse to kiss on the first date?
It wanted to keep some space between them!
52. How do you cure a vampire kiss?
With a bat-ter up!
53. Why did the wind give a gentle kiss?
It didn’t want to blow it out of proportion.
54. Why did the notebook give a kiss to the pen?
They clicked on the first write!
55. What type of kiss should racecar drivers avoid?
A crash course one!
56. What do you call a kiss between strawberries?
Berry sweet smooch!
57. Why don’t print newspapers like long kisses?
They want to avoid smudging the headlines!
58. What do popcorn and kisses have in common?
They’re both much better when popped at the right time.
59. Why did the pencil refuse to kiss the sharpener?
Because it didn’t want to be caught in a twist!
60. What did one peanut butter jar say after a kiss?
Wow, that stuck!
61. Why do postage stamps make great kissers?
Because they really stick to it!
62. What comes after a vampire couple’s first kiss?
Blood, sweat, and smooches!
63. What happened when two magnets kissed?
Attraction went wild—no repelling this one!
64. How do bubbles kiss in the bathtub?
With a little pop of affection.
65. What kind of kiss makes a clock go wild?
A hands-down smooch at midnight!
66. Why did the coffee cup want a kiss?
Because love’s always brewing in there.
67. What do you call an awkward kiss in the desert?
A dry smooch—a little moisture never hurt.
68. Why did the sun and moon kiss?
Because they found the perfect eclipse to set the mood.
69. Why don’t artists like kissing while painting?
Too much chance for a messy masterpiece!
70. What’s the best way to kiss in zero gravity?
By defying space and time… literally!
71. Why does love feel like a warm kiss?
It just heats things up in all the right ways.
72. What kind of kiss comes from a sushi chef?
A raw romantic roll!
73. Why don’t volcanoes kiss on the first date?
Because things always end up erupting too soon!
74. What’s the best time for two clouds to kiss?
During a storm—they’re already floating lightning-high!
75. Why was the balloon hesitant to kiss?
It was afraid of bursting with excitement!
76. What do raindrops call their little wet kiss?
A sprinkle of love.
77. What do you call kissing under northern lights?
A real aurora-mance!
78. Why are aliens bad at earthling kisses?
Because their technique is always out of this world!
79. What is a scientist’s favorite kind of kiss?
A well-calculated peck!
80. What happened when a tornado kissed a hurricane?
It was a whirlwind romance, but things got a little too intense!
Seal it with a joke: Share, laugh, and smooch!
We hope these kiss jokes gave you all the lip-smacking laughs you needed for the day! Whether you’re stealing a kiss at the movies or just enjoying a playful smooch at home, humor is always the perfect sidekick to romance. So go ahead, bookmark this page, share the love (and laughs) with your friends, and get ready to serve up these jokes at your next date night!
Tell us, which one made you giggle the most? Don’t be shy—spread the laugh and let others enjoy these romantic funnies too!
