135 Sleeping Puns to Make You Yawn and Laugh

Welcome to the drowsy side of comedy, where puns are so deliciously snoozy, they might just lull you into a hearty laugh or two before bedtime. Goodbye insomnia, hello hilarity! Sleeping puns have a unique comfort about them, wrapping you up with their innocent humour.

Like a comfortable blanket of wit, they lighten the mood and make you snuggly one laugh at a time.

Did you know that you can’t sneeze while you’re sleeping? Your brain shuts down the reflex that causes sneezing during sleep, giving you a break from those unexpected “achoo” moments!

Classic Sleeping Puns

1. It’s been an exhaustive day, I need to hit the bed.
2. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
3. Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
4. Some people say they can sleep like a baby. That’s only because babies wake up every two hours!
5. Why don’t we know what happens when we sleep? Because it’s illegal to keep your eyes open!
6. What is a bed’s favorite song? Pillow Talk.
7. I can resist anything, except the snooze button.
8. I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep. It’s called insom-nom-nom-nia.
9. People who say they sleep like a baby probably don’t have one.
10. Why did everyone at the sleepover stay up? They didn’t want to fall into the arms of slumber.
11. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in his field of dreams.
12. Sleep is just a time-lapse between coffee breaks.
13. What is the biggest lie prevalent around the world? – I will sleep early tonight.
14. I’m so sleepy that I could doze off standing up.
15. There’s no WiFi in my dreams. So, I prefer staying awake.
16. Rest well today, for tomorrow you will need all your energy for your nap.
17. Instead of going to parties, I prefer gesturing “PEACE OUT” and go to bed.
18. Dream big. In fact, dream so big that you get accused of sleep talking!
19. I once dreamt I was muffler; I woke up exhausted!
20. Sleep is like the laundry of life, you wake up refreshed but with less sock.
21. Youth is the gift of nature, but age is bedtime.
22. Never let your bed get too familiar or else it won’t let you leave.
23. They say waking up is the hardest part, I say it’s going to bed.
24. Early to bed, early to rise, probably means your Wi-Fi isn’t working.
25. I don’t snore, I dream that I’m a motorcycle.
26. Sleeping is great, you forget about everything for a bit.
27. Nap all day, sleep all night, party never.
28. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it before bed.
29. Why did the pillow go to therapy? It had too much stress to handle.
30. What does a sleepy ghost say? “I’m sheet-faced!”

Funny Sleeping Puns

31. Sleep is the best meditation – it’s a bed-time routine.
32. Why don’t you ever tell secrets in bed? Because pillows have ears.
33. Sleeping in is my way of saying I love my bed.
34. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
35. How does a cat sleep? Like a cat-napper.
36. Why did the bed go to school? To get a bed-ucation.
37. Sleep is the best thing you can do without doing anything.
38. When I nap, I nap hard – call it a power nap.
39. Do you know what’s really odd? Numbers that aren’t in my sleep schedule.
40. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
41. What did the sleep-deprived person say? “I’m not tired, just exhaustipated.”
42. Why did the sheep cross the road? To get to the sleep side.
43. What does a sleeping dinosaur call its bed? A dino-snor.
44. Sleep is a really cheap way to rest.
45. Why do people take a power nap? To recharge their batteries.
46. What did the bed say to the blanket? “I’ve got you covered.”
47. How do you make sure your sleep is sweet? Add a little sugar to your dreams.
48. Why did the mattress go to school? To improve its springs.
49. What’s a sleeping bear’s favorite food? Bed-time snacks.
50. Why did the night stand stand up? It was tired of lying around.

Whimsical Sleeping Puns

51. Sleep is like a book – you can’t put it down.
52. I love sleeping – it’s my favorite hobby.
53. How does a sleeping elephant feel? Irrelephant.
54. What’s a sleeping tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
55. Why did the pillow file a lawsuit? It was wronged in its sleep.
56. Sleep is my escape from reality.
57. What’s a bed’s favorite instrument? The snore-chestra.
58. Why did the blanket join the band? To cover the bass.
59. How do you say goodbye to your bed? “I’ll sheet you later.”
60. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
61. What did the pillow say to the blanket? “You make me feel warm and fuzzy.”
62. Sleep is like a puzzle, the more pieces you have, the better it gets.
63. Why do birds sleep on their perch? To avoid falling asleep.
64. What’s a cat’s favorite place to sleep? The paw-jamas.
65. Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs byte.
66. What’s a bed’s favorite vegetable? A sleep pea.
67. Why did the clock get in trouble at school? It kept tock-ing out of turn.
68. How does a book sleep? It rests on its spine.
69. What’s a bed’s favorite cereal? Cheerios, for their round-the-clock comfort.
70. Why did the alarm clock go to therapy? It couldn’t stop going off.

Silly Sleeping Puns

71. Sleep is my spirit animal.
72. Why do ducks sleep with one eye open? To avoid being roasted.
73. What’s a sleeping wizard’s favorite spell? A nap-oration.
74. Why did the bed bring a ladder? To reach new heights of sleep.
75. What did the blanket say to the bed? “You complete me.”
76. How do you wish a tree good night? “Wood you sleep well?”
77. What did the sleepy tomato say? “I’m sauced.”
78. Why did the man put his money in the mattress? To sleep on his savings.
79. How does a computer go to sleep? It logs off.
80. Why do people snore? To keep their dreams from escaping.
81. Sleep is my favorite pastime – no contest.
82. What do you call a dinosaur with an alarm clock? A dino-snore.
83. Why did the bed become a musician? It loved to rock and roll.
84. How do you put a car to sleep? Park it in a garage.
85. What’s a sleepy pirate’s favorite letter? Zzz.
86. Why did the pillow start a business? To cushion its income.
87. How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.
88. What did the bed say to the alarm clock? “Stop ticking me off!”
89. Sleep is my therapy – it heals everything.
90. Why do people sleep on their backs? To let their worries roll off.

Creative Sleeping Puns

91. How do you make a bed laugh? Tickle its springs.
92. Why did the mattress become a comedian? It had great material.
93. Sleep is the best investment – it pays the best interest.
94. What do you call a sleeping racehorse? A nap-trotter.
95. Why did the bed bring a friend? It wanted to double up on sleep.
96. How do you make a bed happy? Fluff its pillows.
97. What’s a bed’s favorite dessert? A sleep-tart.
98. Why did the man sleep under his car? He wanted to get up oily.
99. How do you make a sleeping dog wake up? Barking up the wrong tree.
100. What do you call a sleeping fish? A slumberjack.
101. Why did the bed go to the dentist? To get its springs cleaned.
102. Sleep is my superpower – I can nap anywhere.
103. What’s a bed’s favorite game? Sheet happens.
104. Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It was feeling down.
105. How do you make a cat nap? Give it a purrfect spot.
106. What’s a bed’s favorite hobby? Dream weaving.
107. Why did the mattress break up with the bed frame? It needed more support.
108. Sleep is the best gift you can give yourself.
109. How do you make a bed smile? Tell it a bedtime story.
110. Why did the man put a rug on his bed? To carpet his dreams.
111. What’s a sleepy skeleton’s favorite activity? Bone resting.
112. How do you make a pillow laugh? Fill it with feathers.
113. Why did the bed wear sunglasses? It wanted to be cool in its dreams.
114. What’s a bed’s favorite exercise? Pillow fights.
115. Why did the blanket take a nap? It was feeling threadbare.
116. How do you make a sleeping baby smile? Whisper sweet dreams.
117. What’s a bed’s favorite holiday? Pillow-ween.
118. Why did the man sleep in his shoes? He didn’t want to be caught barefoot.
119. How do you make a bed stop talking? Put a lid on it.
120. What’s a bed’s favorite movie? Sleepless in Seattle.
121. Why did the pillow start a band? To cushion the blow.
122. How do you make a mattress laugh? Tell it a spring joke.
123. What’s a bed’s favorite color? Dreamy blue.
124. Why did the blanket go to school? To get a higher education.
125. How do you make a bed happy? Give it a good night kiss.
126. Why did the man sleep with a broom? To sweep away bad dreams.
127. What’s a bed’s favorite sport? Pillow polo.
128. Why did the pillow get a promotion? It was a real head-turner.
129. How do you make a sleeping baby laugh? Tickle its tiny toes.
130. What’s a bed’s favorite fruit? A nap-ple.
131. Why did the mattress become a detective? To solve the case of the missing pillow.
132. How do you make a bed happy? Keep it clean and cozy.
133. Why did the man sleep with a flashlight? To brighten his dreams.
134. What’s a bed’s favorite snack? Dreamy doughnuts.
135. Why did the blanket go to the party? To have a wrap-tastic time.
136. Why is the pillow so noisy? Because the pillow talk.

Wake Up and Share the Laughter!

With puns as charming as these, it’s safe to say that we’ve had a sleeping party tonight. Catching a couple of z’s can be a blast, especially with sleeping puns that are guaranteed to bring the house down.

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